The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Shortest moment of silence ever.

They actually tried to make people sympathetic for Virginia McCaskey. Bitch Bears fans were probably the happiest that she finally died.

Also the fuck is this act?

 

[Harkalar]

I would say that was a good 50/50 cheer/boo for Trump just now.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

https://eu.indystar.com/story/entertainment/2025/02/08/when-puppy-bowl-2025-super-bowl-lix-feb-9-puppybowl-xxi-time-how-watch-dogs-lineup-animal-planet/78340839007/

• Abigail: Labrador Retriever mix, Operation Paws for Homes in Alexandria, Va.
• Alice: Chihuahua mix, Florida Little Dog Rescue in Saint Cloud, Fla.
• Carl: Bulldog mix, Louie’s Legacy Animal Rescue in New York.
• Charlotte: American Cocker Spaniel, Humane Society of Missouri in St. Louis.
• Kiki: Chihuahua mix, Florida Little Dog Rescue in Saint Cloud, Fla.
• Paws Allen: Labrador Retriever mix, Buddy’s Second Chance Rescue in Buffalo.
• Smoosh: Pekingese, Florida Little Dog Rescue in Saint Cloud, Fla.
• Whoopie: Great Pyrenees mix, Wags & Walks in Nashville.

• Beethoven: Great Pyrenees mix, Best Friends Animal Society in New York.
• Dee-Bone Samuel: Poodle mix, Sacramento SPCA in Sacramento.
• Demure: Cairn Terrier, Green Dogs Unleashed in Troy, Va.
• Enrique: Miniature Pinscher mix, The Sato Project in New York.
• Foxtrot: Collie mix, Pet Haven in Minneapolis.
• Maxx: Doberman Pinscher, Nevada SPCA in Las Vegas.
• Mr. Pickles: Pug mix, Dallas Dog in Dallas.
• Trio: Boston Terrier, Louie’s Legacy Animal Rescue in New York.

Place your bets in the meantime.

 

[ghastlyretard]

Also the fuck is this act?

The US anthem has always been a shit song and hard to sing well, so it lends itself to be arranged to fit a style more fitting the performer.

Hoping they arrange a drone strike.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Wouldn't be complete without the wildly gesticulating ASL interpereter. Why do they always have to move like indian streetfood vendors?

 

[Quindarius]

Sh

Wouldn't be complete without the wildly gesticulating ASL interpereter. Why do they always have to move like indian streetfood vendors?

She has to make it about her.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Looking good on my phone while I grill. What TV do you have?

A Fire TV from Amazon. I kind of inherited it. Works well for everything else. First time I've noticed a problem.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Free money

 

[Harkalar]

Wouldn't be complete without the wildly gesticulating ASL interpereter. Why do they always have to move like indian streetfood vendors?

Also why the fuck do they have the dancing ASLs if they hardly even show them in the broadcast? This is a rhetorical question, I know why.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Tubi looks like shit on my Smart TV, all the colors bleached out. ☹

It looks good on my ancient Samsung. I know on the Tubi site that have directions for color correction.

Edit: Say what you will about Scientology, Tom Cruise absolutely does not age.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

KC -1.5
Mahomes anytime TD
Barkley 100+ rushing

Let's hit this parlay baby

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

“Spanish Broadcast on Fox Deportes”

I lul’d.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Wouldn't be complete without the wildly gesticulating ASL interpereter. Why do they always have to move like indian streetfood vendors?

Because it's entirely performative. You think people in the stands can even see what she's signing? Absolutely not. It's all for show.

 

[The Gene Genie]

Eagles will win.

TRVST THE PLQN

 

[Grin Machine]

Predictions:

1. Chiefs win
2. Travis Kelce proposes to Taylor Swift on-field immediately following the game
3. Travis Kelce announces retirement from football to embark on a career in media

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Man refs already fucking up.

 

[draggs]

That didn't take long

 

[Local Fed]

We love our refs
Our shit enforcement
Pat and Swift must win
Because they're important

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

And the reffening begins.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

refball for the chiefs starts early