The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[BibiLivesMatter]

 

[break these cuffs]

The fabled white db Cooper DeJawn will get a pick 6 of Mutthomes to seal the games for the Birds inshallah.

I am a prophet. It may not have sealed the game, but I maintain that was when the buck breaking started. Now I'm off to become a warlord and gain a religious following on Kensington Ave.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Worst L since Wounded Knee

The Chiefs will now go on their Walk of Shame/ Trail of Tears back to Kansas City.

I’ll laugh my ass off if the Eagles snub Trump, again.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

They did one solo shot of Taylor Swift looking pissed and I laughed so hard I wanted more. Unfortunately the refs, NFL, Brady, and all the powers that be really wanted the 3-peat. No more grumpy Swift shots after the first one.

ETA: And Jon Hamm's voice cracking hard and weird at the introduction proved to be a perfect mood for the KC's performance. Poetry.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph on suicide watch.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Is It true the Eagles are going to decline then White House visit?

 

[Senior Frogmin]

Who is us?

 

[Quindarius]

Center City Philly

Shame, I'd like to see rioters being beat by fed police

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Final Score for Superbowl LIX

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SUFFAH QUEEFS

SUFFAH MUTTHOLMES

BARKLEY ALWAYS WINS BABY

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Ralph on suicide watch.

This is what I'm waiting for. Ralph reaction to this Superbowl and Philly riots.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

It could've been worse, Chiefs.

Imagine if you had faced the Steelers.

Then you really would've gotten destroyed.

 

[Meat Target]

They did one solo shot of Taylor Swift looking pissed and I laughed so hard I wanted more. Unfortunately the refs, NFL, Brady, and all the powers that be really wanted the 3-peat. No more grumpy Swift shots after the first one.

Taytay is KC's Yoko Ono.

Hope she packs her bags and goes the fuck back to....wherever. Fucking Swifties are an embarrassment to my fair hometown.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Ralph on suicide watch.

BISH, he's sober now. He don't need no football to give him the will to live anymo.

He has his son, XANDER. And cheap Mexican hookers. There are more important things. Ralphamales keep winning, BISH. Nothing you can do about it.

 

[08903248752]

I WON $1k OFF THIS BLOWOUT, FEELS GOOD. FUCK THE CHIEFS, FLY EAGLES FLY

 

[Medic]

TOTAL CHIEF DEATH

 

[Quindarius]

Did they show any shots of Trump? Or was the media instructed not to show him?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

All I want to know is if Jalen Hurts won MVP. He deserves it.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Trump continues to win bigly.

 

[Spergichu]

I doubt you'll be able to tell the difference in Philly after the mostly peaceful celebrations.

 

[analrapist]

Alright back to ice hockey.

Literally the only league with worse refereeing than the NFL. I say this as a Canadian. Gary Bettman deserves all the hate.