The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Clostridium Botulinum]

Did they show any shots of Trump? Or was the media instructed not to show him?

The chiefs got booed louder than Trump. (They showed him at the beginning of the anthem)

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Watch the Puppy Bowl, it's always kino.

Cupcake and Fido carried the entire game this year.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Taytay... lost?!

 

[BradeRunna]

Wasn't that one just Prince rubbing his Prince guitar like he was masturbating behind a big drape? I had to watch that Superbowl with delicate boomers and the elderly and they were big mad.



The Chiefs have been cut free from the coveted Affirmative Action narrative and they are sore fucking losers like they didn't have to compete or perform. In true AA fashion they were just going to get it for showing up. Real negros took Mahomo down. For America.

To better reflect the shift in the nation's politics 2025 will be the Josh Allen coronation. Down home all-USA white California family values/conservative values, the league's 'best sportsman' and MVP to bring it home to the big B.

Also please god let the Vikings pickup Rogers and the Jets take Darnold back and let them have their own lolbowl.

I don't follow sportsball at all so I have no fucking clue what you are saying.

Go nigger team!

 

[Meat Target]

Why philly gets burned down after every superbowl?
Why a mayor can't announce rioters will be shot?
I don't understand.

Because even the white people in Filthadelphia are pavement apes. Why anyone considers this a win for whitey is beyond me.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Taytay... lost?!

She was apparently booed at multiple times? Sad I missed that part.

 

[Americunt]

Im the most hungover I've ever been. I was so drunk last night I ordered a Cooper DeJean Jersey Twice, still doesn't feel real.

 

[The Homelander]

Imagine being hyped up by a bunch of Grade-A assholes as gods gift to football just to choke this hard. I almost feel bad for Mahomo. At least this should put to bed the fucking ridiculous “HE’S THE GOAT!!!! NEXT BRADY!!!!” rhetoric from uninformed retards who started watching football in 2019 lmao

 

[msd]

My job apparently has a worker shortage right now because everyone called off to recover from their hang overs

 

[Holy Lord Phoenix LXII]

Always nice to see Philadelphia doing its part to subjugate the natives.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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She was apparently booed at multiple times? Sad I missed that part.

Should have just shut up sung. Also, the wall is coming for her. If she doesn't seal the deal with Kelce the only youngsters in her life will be cats.

 

[Quence]

I don’t give two figs about who won the game (most women don’t). But I’m overjoyed that Taylor Swift lost. I hate her with every fibre of my being. She is a TERRIBLE singer and an even worse person.

Also, who decided to open a cage at the zoo and put a mumbling negro baboon on at halftime? That hideous creature with zero talent and its wide nose splayed across its face was effing HORRIBLE! I thought at any moment it might reach behind and throw its feces at the camera.

 

[not william stenchever]

Peace has been restored to professional brown pointy egg-shaped sportsball land.

Fuck Kansas City (I don't even watch football).

When I watch NFL I generally root for the Chiefs so it's been odd the past couple of years to see people saying "fuck the Chiefs it's rigged and they have plot armor". Naturally I see it differently. Hopefully after this super bowl we can all come together on hating a different team who has plot armor and it's rigged for them.

 

[AltisticRight]

I can hear a hollerin from a distance away already, across the border from some ramshackle Meheecoh dump.

 

[Guacamole Nigga Penis]

I know this is pretty late but lets hope that Philadelphia finally burns to the ground and doesn't come back after this
They're already taking shit apart in Philly

 

[Not A Bunny]

I don’t give two figs about who won the game (most women don’t). But I’m overjoyed that Taylor Swift lost. I hate her with every fibre of my being. She is a TERRIBLE singer and an even worse person.

Agreed. I have no idea why anyone sees her as a good person. It's not hard to tell she's a complete asshole.

Also, who decided to open a cage at the zoo and put a mumbling negro baboon on at halftime? That hideous creature with zero talent and its wide nose splayed across its face was effing HORRIBLE! I thought at any moment it might reach behind and throw its feces at the camera.

There's something deeply pathetic about him dragging out his beef with Drake this long and this far.

You won, Kenny. Everyone knows you won. Now you're just behaving like a fucking child about it.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

When I watch NFL I generally root for the Chiefs so it's been odd the past couple of years to see people saying "fuck the Chiefs it's rigged and they have plot armor". Naturally I see it differently. Hopefully after this super bowl we can all come together on hating a different team who has plot armor and it's rigged for them.

The riggery happens for whatever team holds the "face of the league" money making player. Brady got the same ref plot armor and lots of people hated the Patriots for it.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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She was apparently booed at multiple times? Sad I missed that part.

That's why they lost then. They disrespected the queen and she did not lend her magic.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Why philly gets burned down after every superbowl?
Why a mayor can't announce rioters will be shot?
I don't understand.

The mayor of Philadelphia can't even spell Eagles. Do you think she has the mental fortitude to conceive of consequences for actions?

 

[Iron Hamster]

A generational collapse by KC

Fuck that was embarrassing.

I'm catching up but am I the only one that thought Mahomes was crying on the sidelines in the 4th?