The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Been seeing a LOT of Chiefs fans coming out the woodwork, trying to say “of course we lost, our team wasn’t built for this game”, like they weren’t hyping this team up like the second fucking coming.
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...how is that cope? They did not even remotely look like the Chiefs you've come to know and hate. They beat themselves, and the Iggles ran away by default.
 
Meat Target said:
...how is that cope? They did not even remotely look like the Chiefs you've come to know and hate. They beat themselves, and the Iggles ran away by default.
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I'm calling it cope because again, after weeks of Chiefs fans (read - band waggoners) hyping up the Fraud Squad as the literal second coming and the greatest team in Football history, seeing the immediate shift is hilarious.

Is it proper Cope, probably not, but it lets me use the song so whatever.
 
Meat Target said:
...how is that cope? They did not even remotely look like the Chiefs you've come to know and hate. They looked like a high school team.
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Are you implying that the lineup was not the players with the most merit, and it was actually less-optimal players included? That the choices for position and in which quarter were for equity with non-star players? Is the implication that it was more important to show off a diverse slice of team members rather than win the game? It sounds like Diversity-Equity-Inclusion STRIKES AGAIN! *angry MAGA noises*
 
Magnificent Penis said:
The riggery happens for whatever team holds the "face of the league" money making player. Brady got the same ref plot armor and lots of people hated the Patriots for it.
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While I agree that Brady's influence has led to the pussification and kid gloves with modern quarterbacks, Mahomo and crew took it a step beyond that. It's been especially egregious over the past couple of years with the more than lenient and sometimes blatant favorable calls that only go one direction. Not to mention the multiple roughing the passer bullshit calls because he does a phantom slide at the point that defensive contact is unavoidable.

Say what you want about Brady, but he didn't earn 6 rings with the Patriots without superior skill. And then he took a couple of friends along to Tampa Bay with a completely different system and coaching staff, and did it again. He was in the NFL for 23 years and damn near half his career made a superbowl appearance. He alone has more superbowl rings than any single franchise. 20 years ago I thought that Joe Montana would go down as the GOAT, but it's definitely Brady.
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
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You should watch the whole thing. And by "you," I mean everyone. It has a whole marching band and is generally considered the best halftime performance ever.
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Don't forget that God himself unleashed the heavens at the perfect time during Purple Rain.
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Tom Grossi's video is great. My favorite part is the Bills fan reaction.
Also, I was the one who featured the Super Bowl results this time.
 
Why has the thread become retarded?

Oh, right. It’s been featured.

Anyone interpreting this as some kind of political win is gay and retarded. The NFL as a whole is still pozzed and Trump left early because while the Chiefs losing was funny, it wasn’t a good game.
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
If it were fixed for the Chiefs, then the Chiefs would've won. They had no business ever beating the Eagles. The Eagles are the best they've been in the past 20 years and reign uncontested in the NFL currently. The Chiefs are a Dynasty Team for the last several years and are the weakest iteration of their former selves and are on the down swing. In a fair game, what happened last night is what should've happened.
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Eh, if it could be fixed, it gets fixed in either direction.

People were hating the Chiefs in the run-up to the big game, and ever since her tour ended, Taylor Swift was laying low - something that's clearly going to dent her career, since she has literally nothing going for her against other pop stars on the rise unless she's sucking the air out of the room - so nobody's invested in her great PR campaign love story with Travis Kelce at the moment. If the Chiefs won, I think it would have been a whole lot of "yay, I guess", without a lot of enthusiastic team gear being purchased, and maybe Swiftie sperging over a supposed proposal so the wretched head cheerleader fantasy could kick off a bunch of beans being flicked. That doesn't translate to a whole lot of revenue, particularly if everyone is bored with the NFL.

The Eagles were great this season. I don't think anyone is denying that (and I generally fucking hate the fans in Philadelphia; those chodes can suck a dick anytime, anywhere). They may have been so great that the refs, if they were paid by the Chiefs, had no plausible deniability to fall back on. But I daresay that the refs are paid off more by the NFL. Whichever team is going to get them the most revenue (and y'know, sports betting) is they team they lean towards. They may have had to just lean a little less on the Eagles.

Anyway, I've sperged enough on this.
 
ShadowAngel785 said:
Don't know what's worse, people going crazy over a 'sport' that is dominated by mostly criminal niggers who are high on drugs and openly use steroids or people going crazy over what is essentially dumbed down rugby for faggots. I will never understand the popularity of american handegg.
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I don’t watch football except for once a year around this time. But I have seen rugby and, holy god, it’s so incredibly boring that I’m surprised ANYONE would claim to be a fan of it.

This is what happens: player 1 tosses a swollen football backwards to player 2. Player 2 moves forward a few centimetres and dives to the ground. Player 3 runs over, scoops up retarded ball and throws it backwards to player 4. Player 4 moves forward a couple of centimetres and dives to the ground. Rinse and Repeat over and over and over and over ad nauseam.

Did I mention they’re not allowed to throw the retarded ball forwards…ever? That’s because rugby truly is a backwards game that’s only fit for mouth breathers and people who enjoy no progress.
 
Not A Bunny said:
Taylor Swift was laying low - something that's clearly going to dent her career, since she has literally nothing going for her against other pop stars on the rise unless she's sucking the air out of the room
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What other stars on the rise? Taylor Swift has 0 competition. You think Ice Spice or Sexxy Red are ever going to pull anything close to Taylor numbers? Taylor is a billion dollar brand at this point. She doesn't have any competition and celebrities for the most part, are dead. There are no celebrities anymore. Music was dead for awhile but now it's fading from memory. The pop idol days are gone and over. Who's even big nowadays? I can barely name anyone. I only know the two above because someone else told me about them yesterday.
 
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