The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Angry Shoes said:
The score doesn't reflect the game. That was an absolute fucking slaughter.
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Yeah the Eagles barely attempted to fend off those last two touchdowns because it was so late that it literally didn't matter. It was actually funny how they started celebrating when there was still like five minutes on the clock.

Cucurbita King said:
I liked Kendrick Lamars performance purely because he self censored and called Drake a pedofile. And he converted and was baptized at 15 after a death of a friend.
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I'm actually annoyed because, from the pov of someone who likes some nigga music, the live broadcast version sucked because the audio mixing sucked. But the audio is much better in the Youtube upload (where it matters much less), so the performance was much more enjoyable, because I could actually hear and understand Kendrick. He was rapping and self-censoring live, which takes skill.

But also, I've been biased in favor of Kendrick since he released Not Like Us, because finally someone pointed out explicitly what a creep Drake is. We've had underage female celebrities for years talking about how they text back and forth with Drake, plus his obsession with R. Kelly's dead child bride Aaliyah, and yet no one wanted to say anything.
 
This is old but still enjoyable

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Dean Pentel said:
You wrote "Queefs" because that rhymes with "Chiefs"! You doing so implies that team is related to pussy farts. This is a very funny joke!

LOL. LMAO, even.
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Mutthomo is a fraud, Kelce is a faggot, Taylor Swift is a tranny, and the Chiefs got beat by Philly.

Die seething nigger
 
@Trombonista

We can only hope next year that he get what everybody wants…

Lions v Bills, or at least a unique combination. AFC unironically is the less interesting conference this year. I want the Chiefs to get curbstomped next season to the point that Andy Reid’s Ozempec can no longer stop his obesity.
 
beautiful person said:
But also, I've been biased in favor of Kendrick since he released Not Like Us, because finally someone pointed out explicitly what a creep Drake is. We've had underage female celebrities for years talking about how they text back and forth with Drake, plus his obsession with R. Kelly's dead child bride Aaliyah, and yet no one wanted to say anything.
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I think it's very telling how the only thing I hear about this alleged song is that it's about calling out Drake. Nothing else matters. Just call out the pedo instead of making a shitty dunga dunga song. It's a bad fucking song and it's especially bad done live. If you don't give a shit about nigger on nigger violence it is completely devoid of merit.
 
The Gene Genie said:
Mutthomo is a fraud, Kelce is a faggot, Taylor Swift is a tranny, and the Chiefs got beat by Philly.

Die seething nigger
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I made what's basically a dad joke out of what you posted. You're a grown man so you're welcome to feel however you want but I'm quite surprised you and others took what I posted to mean anything negative about you. I meant is as simply as it reads.
 
Dean Pentel said:
I made what's basically a dad joke out of what you posted. You're a grown man so you're welcome to feel however you want but I'm quite surprised you and others took what I posted to mean anything negative about you. I meant is as simply as it reads.
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I didn't take it as negative, just shitposting a little more. Didn't mean anything personally.
 
A white Corner got a pick six in his rookie year at the Super Bowl, from a HoF QB, on his birthday?

Finally, the White Man has his own Jackie Robinson.
 
Eventide said:
As a psychic, I predict they're going to have a random comeback in 2028, due scoring a few good draft pics.
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Not gonna happen. McDaniel is a pushover and our team is going to be the most sloppy and undisciplined in the league until he's gone. Combine that with Miami nightlife and our owner being a huge celebrity dickrider means we're gonna be mediocre forever.

Not A Bunny said:
Agreed. I have no idea why anyone sees her as a good person. It's not hard to tell she's a complete asshole.

There's something deeply pathetic about him dragging out his beef with Drake this long and this far.

You won, Kenny. Everyone knows you won. Now you're just behaving like a fucking child about it.
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No joke, it all started because Kendrick thinks that Drake isn't black enough to say nigga. Must suck to be mixed because both sides don't accept you,
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
We can only hope next year that he get what everybody wants…

Lions v Bills, or at least a unique combination.
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I won't lie,

I'm from Pennsyltucky, and as soon as the Lions got bounced?

I lost all interest in watching the game outside of just peeping the score while surfing the general web.
 
I’m trying to find another instance of a white corner getting a pick 6 in the Super Bowl and I’m coming up short. I don’t think it’s happened since at least the 1970’s lmao
 
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