The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Absolutego]

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I should be a bucs fan at this point. God being a falcon fan is suicide

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A couple notes:
-seating Pete between the Harbaugh brothers is hilarious
-In each successive coaches' photo Shanahan looks more and more drained
-Looking at the ceiling that's obviously a fancy room, why not just use it as the background instead of the weird, dystopian green screen of whatever building they're in from the outside?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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A couple notes:
-seating Pete between the Harbaugh brothers is hilarious
-In each successive coaches' photo Shanahan looks more and more drained
-Looking at the ceiling that's obviously a fancy room, why not just use it as the background instead of the weird, dystopian green screen of whatever building they're in from the outside?

I like how for the most part the increasingly out of shape coaches are put together. I don’t know why they put Tomlin next to Campbell, a short average guy next to a huge ripped guy looks funny them being different races draws the eye towards it more.

Also, I like Siranni next to Reid. You can feel the seethe.

 

[Dildo_SHwaggins]

AAFC records added to the NFL history books.
Browns are now 8x champions
Otto Graham is the new GOAT.
Paul Brown rightfully takes his place as the best coach in NFL history. Also now 7th all time in wins and 7 NFL championships.
1948 Browns are now the first perfect team in NFL history.

 

[Local Fed]

The Cowboys have traded one of its 5th round picks to the Patriots for backup quarterback Joe Milton and a 7th round draft pick.

 

[Zaryiu2]

The Cowboys have traded one of its 5th round picks to the Patriots for backup quarterback Joe Milton and a 7th round draft pick.

So what is Joe Milton like as a backup qb?

 

[Absolutego]

So what is Joe Milton like as a backup qb?

He's a project QB who relies on his athleticism, so this is kind of a repeat of Lance where they're seeing if they can develop a guy long-term. Not what you want as your final QB2. I'd be surprised if the Cowboys don't try to sign some journeyman to be Dak's actual backup.

 

[Ensok]

He's a project QB who relies on his athleticism, so this is kind of a repeat of Lance where they're seeing if they can develop a guy long-term. Not what you want as your final QB2. I'd be surprised if the Cowboys don't try to sign some journeyman to be Dak's actual backup.

Trey Lance's name is going to give me nightmares for years.

 

[Absolutego]

Trey Lance's name is going to give me nightmares for years.

You found your QB of the future with literally the last pick in the draft and have made the NFC Championship at minimum 4 of the last 6 seasons.
Spare me.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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A couple notes:
-seating Pete between the Harbaugh brothers is hilarious
-In each successive coaches' photo Shanahan looks more and more drained
-Looking at the ceiling that's obviously a fancy room, why not just use it as the background instead of the weird, dystopian green screen of whatever building they're in from the outside?

Fucking Dan Quinn is small.

 

[Local Fed]

The Raiders gave Geno Smith a two-year extension worth $75 million ($66.5 million guaranteed) that could max out at $80 million.

Trey McBride has been extended for four years by the Cardinals. It's worth $76 million ($43 million guaranteed.)

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You found your QB of the future with literally the last pick in the draft and have made the NFC Championship at minimum 4 of the last 6 seasons.
Spare me.

Imagine thinking someone would feel bad for a 49ers fan

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

The Cowboys have traded one of its 5th round picks to the Patriots for backup quarterback Joe Milton and a 7th round draft pick.

I swear at this point the Cowboys rivals are trying to find a way to make Jerruh immortal.

Sure, whoever takes over after Jerruh inevitably croaks will probably be just as ineffective considering what the Cowboys are working with at the moment, but they might actually listen to people.

 

[Drama Fan]

I swear at this point the Cowboys rivals are trying to find a way to make Jerruh immortal.

I literally sacrifice children and send him the adrenochrome anonymously

 

[SteinserGate]

Trey McBride has been extended for four years by the Cardinals. It's worth $76 million ($43 million guaranteed.)

I don't like what the Cardinals are slowly building. Marvin Harrison, Trey McBride, and a couple free agents in the future can take this offense places given time.
Either Kyler/receiving core have a breakout season, or they are slowly building an offense for some rookie QB and giving him to green light when Murray's legs give out.

Also, I like Siranni next to Reid. You can feel the seethe.

Sean has learned something Andy hasn't. When to let go of the pain of losing. Look at that smile!
If I was Sean, I would cry in my pillow thinking about that 2018 Rams team every time I go to sleep.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

John Middlekauf recently talked about Jerry and compared him to Al Davis in his later years of running the team. I think the similarities are there as Jerry has been making head-scratching moves. Paying players late, paying players he likes all the money then complaining about not having enough money to pay everyone when teams like the Eagles and Chiefs have found ways to manage the salary cap. Unless you're a Cowboys fan, it'll be interesting to see senile Jerry moving forward

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

John Middlekauf recently talked about Jerry and compared him to Al Davis in his later years of running the team. I think the similarities are there as Jerry has been making head-scratching moves. Paying players late, paying players he likes all the money then complaining about not having enough money to pay everyone when teams like the Eagles and Chiefs have found ways to manage the salary cap. Unless you're a Cowboys fan, it'll be interesting to see senile Jerry moving forward

Its not Al Davis, unless it comes from the Davis region in France (signs the fastest player in the league every year). Otherwise its just sparkling water

 

[Local Fed]

Trey Lance is being signed to compete with Taylor Heinicke for backup duty with the Chargers. The deal is supposed to be worth up to $6.2 million.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Trey Lance is being signed to compete with Taylor Heinicke for backup duty with the Chargers. The deal is supposed to be worth up to $6.2 million.

How does this man keep making money by being ass? He's made over 34 mil being a third round draft pick that flopped

 

[Squanto Airi]

Trey Lance is being signed to compete with Taylor Heinicke for backup duty with the Chargers. The deal is supposed to be worth up to $6.2 million.

We are cooked if Herbert goes down

 

[Local Fed]

How does this man keep making money by being ass? He's made over 34 mil being a third round draft pick that flopped

Still quite young (only turns 25 next month,) super high draft pick (third overall) and "never really had a real chance because of that injury with the 49ers." The trifecta of copes, but also some legitimate points with the first and third ones.

He'll probably get one more payday like this next season. If Herbert gets hurt (wouldn't shock anyone) and he can play sort of well then the chatter around the league is that he's "the next Darnold." If that scenario doesn't come up then there will be at least one more season's worth of paying based on the cope trifecta.