The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
>CLOWNS

AHAHAHAHA

They already drafted Gabriel, which retard in the org made this pick.
 
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L for Tree
 
Seahawks have officially swapped Sams with the Vikings, sending them Howell as part of a 5th round pick swap.

RE: Cleveland, does this mean Pickett demands a trade? I'm assuming Watson is going on IR for 2025 now and they probably won't go into the season carrying 4 QBs.
Also - somewhat pleased I had it right that Shadeur had Browns pick written all over him, though I certainly didn't expect it'd happen like this.
 
Franz Joseph said:
L for Tree
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I might feel a little sorry for him if he weren't livestreaming his draft party and surrounded by two dozen cameras getting a prank call.
Absolutego said:
RE: Cleveland, does this mean Pickett demands a trade? I'm assuming Watson is going on IR for 2025 now and they probably won't go into the season carrying 4 QBs.
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With the Browns sending a 2025 pick to the Eagles for Pickett, they've spent three draft picks on QBs this year. What a dumb organization.
 
Crank calling that asshole is fucking hilarious and it's amazing how they're calling for the life ruination and death of a couple of young pranksters. We said worse in prank calls in middle school.

Get over yourselves.
 
Kermit the Frog said:
Browns drafted Sanders in the 5th round. A little weird considering they already took a QB, but they have nothing at QB so might as well throw darts at the board and see if anything good comes from it.
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Funnily enough, after Shedeur fell out of the 1st round, there's a clip of Deion clowning on Joe Flacco and the Browns with "he's the same age as I am", which may have played a part in him falling to the 5th fucking round.

It's an interesting situation though. The Browns are the Browns, and therefore, a mess. Their QB room is going to be silly with:

- Kenny Pickett
- Joe Flacco
- Deshaun Watson (No idea if they're going to outright cut him or just tell him to sit at home. Neither really makes a difference since the Browns gave him the most retarded contract imaginable)
- Dillon Gabriel
- Shedeur Sanders

It's like they're hoping mediocre QBs (I like Flacco, but he's not the long-term plan) have a mediocre competition to see who will be the least bad and pray it's good enough for the position group to not be a train wreck. Plus, Kevan Stefanski is on the hot seat and it's not like the team is trending upwards.

Though that's in part due to the Deshaun Watson contract and how awful he was even though them accepting that was like pulling teeth. No idea if the Browns being awful last year was a symptom of that shit or just the most visible systemic issue.

Either way, he's got an opportunity to make the team if he can beat Dillon Gabriel in camp or if Kenny Pickett is a mess. Obv, not the most ideal situation of being handed a starting job, or 2nd most of being developed in a good system, but he's immediately in the position to prove people wrong and win the QB3 competition.
 
I mean it not like the browns are competing this year, or the next 3. I don't hate the idea of throwing picks at qbs and hoping to land a HOF qb. They need a total rebuild and if Shedeur can lead them to a first pick then great.
 
HackerX said:
It's like they're hoping mediocre QBs (I like Flacco, but he's not the long-term plan) have a mediocre competition to see who will be the least bad and pray it's good enough for the position group to not be a train wreck. Plus, Kevan Stefanski is on the hot seat and it's not like the team is trending upwards.

Though that's in part due to the Deshaun Watson contract and how awful he was even though them accepting that was like pulling teeth. No idea if the Browns being awful last year was a symptom of that shit or just the most visible systemic issue.

Either way, he's got an opportunity to make the team if he can beat Dillon Gabriel in camp or if Kenny Pickett is a mess. Obv, not the most ideal situation of being handed a starting job, or 2nd most of being developed in a good system, but he's immediately in the position to prove people wrong and win the QB3 competition.
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They're definitely floundering.
-Watson's medicals are probably bad enough to miss most of the season/he sucks ass so he's going on IR to free up a roster spot before getting cut next year when the dead cap is less debilitating
-Flacco/Pickett were planned QB1 and QB2, with Gabriel as a QB3 being groomed as a professional backup so Stefanski can at least keep someone around good at mentals and building familiarity with his scheme
-The plan was not to draft Shedeur or a prospective starter at all this year, but then he either became too cheap for the GM to skip on him a 7th time or Slipping Jimmy finally intervened b/c Sanders is a good way to get attention/butts in seats in the middle of the Browns trying to bilk the city of Cleveland for stadium money.
 
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