The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Some other games have leaked thus far ahead of the schedule release. Broncos vs Chiefs will be one of the three Christmas Day games. Philadelphia will have the Black Friday game against Chicago. Week 1 will feature a overseas game in Brazil of Chargers vs Chiefs.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
Some other games have leaked thus far ahead of the schedule release. Broncos vs Chiefs will be one of the three Christmas Day games. Philadelphia will have the Black Friday game against Chicago. Week 1 will feature a overseas game in Brazil of Chargers vs Chiefs.
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Maybe Da Bears turn it around this year, but if not, once again Amazon gets a shitty game for black Friday. I'm sure they won't be the only ones, but so far the two nationally televised games for the defending SB champs sound like dogshit. The rematch against KC will for sure be a primetime game, and I imagine the matchups against Detroit and Buffalo will get a national spot too, just kind of shocked they thought Cowboys and Bears were really gonna wow people lol.
 
The Chargers did a Minecraft-themed schedule release:

Meanwhile, the Commanders went with Rollercoaster Tycoon:

The 49ers chose Oregon Trail for their schedule release:
 
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Trombonista said:
The Chargers did a Minecraft-themed schedule release:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R6qi8BELUA0
Meanwhile, the Commanders went with Rollercoaster Tycoon:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b5bP0HiqsVI
The 49ers chose Oregon Trail for their schedule release:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7bF1VPmBgFo
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Colts also did a Minecraft one, but took it down for "copyright concerns" aka they made Tyreek Hill sad by showing the Coast Guard arresting him


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Trombonista said:
The Chargers did a Minecraft-themed schedule release:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R6qi8BELUA0
Meanwhile, the Commanders went with Rollercoaster Tycoon:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b5bP0HiqsVI
The 49ers chose Oregon Trail for their schedule release:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7bF1VPmBgFo
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Señora Airi said:
Nothing will be as good as the anime releases.

Looks like the Colts tried to do one too, but took it down for having an actually hilarious joke.
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Nothing released has anything on this

 
Trombonista said:
The Chargers did a Minecraft-themed schedule release:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R6qi8BELUA0
Meanwhile, the Commanders went with Rollercoaster Tycoon:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b5bP0HiqsVI
The 49ers chose Oregon Trail for their schedule release:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7bF1VPmBgFo
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That's some quality shitposting in the Chargers video, especially the Steelers "Contend/Rebuild" line leading to the same place.

And the Washington one with the Bears train crashing at the end.

49er's schedule for this year doesn't look too bad but I'll probably be eating those words once we get repeatedly injured again and our first round draft pick gets hit by a bus.
 
While on the topic of release schedules, here's the Packers:
I'm not particularly sure WTF is going on here, but I'll speculate drugs were involved.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Nothing released has anything on this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=09Im3XePjEo
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Oh god, yeah. That one is a classic. For context, I'm certain the social media crew was scoping through Broadway for these people. Broadway is the hyper-touristy mecca of Nashville with all the rooftop bars where you'll see a trillion bachelorette groups and the like. Shit is wild on a weeknight and completely bonkers on the weekend. As in no elbow room in any of the 4-5 story bars. Any locals who go there on the reg should kill themselves though.

Sidenote and TMI:
I was there when the draft was held in Nashville. The entire street was packed beyond belief. I fondly remember myself and a friend walking around in some cool stars of David sweaters on one of the days without realizing it was Passover. Random girls yelling "mazel mazel" and all that.

Some cop pulled me to the side and I thought he was about to scold us or some shit at first. Then as he started to pull his shirtsleeve back to show us as tattoo, he asked if we knew what it was. Before I saw it, I was 100000% convinced I was about to see a swastika and giggle to levels never seen before. Sadly, it wasn't. It was a cross of sorts, but I can't recall the specific one.
 
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Brock Purdy is Brock Paid
According to multiple reports, Purdy and San Francisco have agreed to a five-year, $265 million extension, making the final pick of the 2022 draft one of the highest-paid players in league history.

NFL Media reports Purdy will receive $181 million in total guarantees, including $165.05 million in the first three years of a contract that runs through the 2030 season.

Purdy’s average annual value of $53 million puts him just above Justin Herbert’s $52.5 million, ties him with Jared Goff, and is just behind Tua Tagovailoa’s $53.1 million.
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AB is making new friends!

Blewberry Nausea said:
Former NFL Wide Receiver and lolcow Antonio Brown was apparently involved in some kind of fight while attending a Boxing event hosted by Adin Ross. Shots were fired and Antonio might have been arrested but not before getting cheered on by Adin and the crowd. Adin Ross was the one who did a livestream with Donald Trump and fake gave him a CyberTruck.
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Yep definitely released after talking to the police
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TowinKarz said:
I'd say the 4-D chess move is to go to the Browns knowing that they'll bungle things so badly that you'll be traded in 2 seasons max in a lopsided panic deal to shed your salary in return for some other teams 3rd string backup who has "incredible potential".
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Possibly but when you blow out your knee during the last game of season 2, you will be stuck in Cleveland.

VorpalAnvil- said:
Might swap Cincy with Tennessee, they seem to be a particularly poorly run organisation these days, Cincy had a superb owl appearance not that long ago.
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But that's the problem with the Bengals: they got super fortunate to have a hotshot qb in combination with an offensive line that was just BARELY good enough to win a few playoff games. But the owner is so poor that they couldn't do anything to improve the team. They couldn't build the team into something that might be a consistent playoff contender for Joe Burrow who is an excellent QB on a horribly run franchise.
 
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