The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I just want Chris Grier gone, the man's been GM since 2016 and has in between fuck and all to show for it.

Grier is playing fantasy football IRL. Dolphins would up stacked at skill positions and let the trenches languish. That's not a good idea.

They both should go honestly. McDaniel would be better suited under an offensive-minded HC that calls plays. He can't get plays in on time and gets stubbornly stuck on refusing to run. Also he calls plays for the backup QBs like Tua's still there. Tua can get the ball out super fast, Tim Boyle sure fucking can't. Just refuses to adapt. Can't control the locker room either.

It ain't working.

 

[Franz Joseph]

NYT has an interesting article about McDaniel



So the players are just coaching themselves?

I really think this is McDaniel's last season.

This is what happens when you give the keys to a media hyped soy boy.

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Grier is playing fantasy football IRL. Dolphins would up stacked at skill positions and let the trenches languish. That's not a good idea.

They both should go honestly. McDaniel would be better suited under an offensive-minded HC that calls plays. He can't get plays in on time and gets stubbornly stuck on refusing to run. Also he calls plays for the backup QBs like Tua's still there. Tua can get the ball out super fast, Tim Boyle sure fucking can't. Just refuses to adapt. Can't control the locker room either.

It ain't working.

I personally think McDaniels is trying his best under terrible circumstances.

Trust me I'm not a massive fan of Tua but there's a clear chemistry when he's under center and Mike is play calling.

This is a make or break year for the dolphins question is though whose gonna get the axe.

 

[Nice Stick]

He's married and has a young daughter that appears in his matress commercials, too. Hopefully he's just trying to be an edgelord yuck it up type.

Speaking of gay, what's up with all these male cheerleaders in the NFL now?

https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1955695099062505834

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[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Some day black men will get a fair shake in the NFL.

Every fucking draft some team fucks themselves going after some hyper athletic black qb with insane measurables but the complete inability to make timely reads. See: Anthony Richardson. I still can't fucking believe all the sports pundits are still acting like he has room to grow and he just needs more experience. He's garbage. He'll rip off a couple of amazing runs a game and the spend the rest of it driving mid-range passes into the dirt.

LOL now Shedeur Sanders is injured. Also, new UrinatingTree video just dropped:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oU2rR0-3Qfc

Do people still not realize that the sticking point with Parsons is not the amount of money but the length of contract? Parsons wants a 3 year because he wants another big contract in his career and Jerry wants to lock him up for 5.

I just want Chris Grier gone, the man's been GM since 2016 and has in between fuck and all to show for it.

Can't get rid of one of the few capital-B lack GMs! Pay no attention to the fact it's been a decade an our o-line is still the laughing stock of the league. And I guess we're also going to have no corners this year either.

And that article perfectly sums up why McDaniel sucks and the Dolphins are infuriating to watch. Constant mental mistakes and penalties derail every single drive. The team is one of the most undisciplined that I've ever watched. We'll have a good drive humming down the field and it will completely fall apart after a player does something stupid.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Kelce is so pussy whipped that it's embarrassing. Taylor comes off as a complete nutcase in this interview. Kind of concerning so many women worship this chick.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Kelce is so pussy whipped that it's embarrassing. Taylor comes off as a complete nutcase in this interview. Kind of concerning so many women worship this chick.

Toothy bjs aren't my thing but I am not going to kink shame Travis

 

[Squanto Airi]

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Kelce is so pussy whipped that it's embarrassing. Taylor comes off as a complete nutcase in this interview.

Well he's used to it considering he used to date a black woman.

Kind of concerning so many women worship this chick.

It's the same chicks who enjoy "Before He Cheats"

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

And that article perfectly sums up why McDaniel sucks and the Dolphins are infuriating to watch. Constant mental mistakes and penalties derail every single drive. The team is one of the most undisciplined that I've ever watched. We'll have a good drive humming down the field and it will completely fall apart after a player does something stupid.

Or catch a delay of game penalty because McDaniel is over there acting like NFL playcalling is akin to solving the Riemann Hypothesis.

The one in the Bills playoff game happened because apparently McDaniel thought the offense got a first down and then just completely blanked upon learning it was 4th & 1 and he sent the wrong personnel group onto the field. Shit dude just call something whether it's a QB Draw or sneak or a slant. 4th & 1 is much better than 4th & 6.

 

[Drama Fan]

https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1956460906986004704

Legally speaking I think this is a bumfight. They might have trouble distributing the documentary.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1956460906986004704

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Legally speaking I think this is a bumfight. They might have trouble distributing the documentary.

If this comes out, we need to punish the Cleveland Browns worse than a nuke. They need to be pajeeted

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

What are the good streaming sites these days for sports?

 

[break these cuffs]

What are the good streaming sites these days for sports?

I've used the.streameast.app and streameast.sk for the past couple years. They generally have different stream sources so you can hop to the other if one goes down. Other popular ones are buffstreams, methstreams, and crackstreams. I don't know the specific urls as and there are a lot of scam and AI sites pretending to be pirate sites these days.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

What are the good streaming sites these days for sports?

v3.sportsurge.to is a good aggregator.

e: It also tells you the broadcast source. I tend to hop on whoever has the local broadcast because you get to see shitty local commercials.

 

[HackerX]

What are the good streaming sites these days for sports?

Streaming? Are you a MAN? You're supposed to enjoy football as the good Lord intended by going out on the lake in a pontoon, turning on the radio, and casting out some lines. Then cracking open a fresh, ice cold beer from the cooler along with some sandwiches and chips. The best part is you don't even have to walk to the bathroom because the lake is your bathroom. If you're really lucky, you might catch that jew fish that's stolen like 8 of your worms or minnows too.

Just make sure you don't bring any women because they WILL talk the entire time. They WILL lose fishing poles. They WILL get their like hung and you'll have to tie on another fucking hook after the line snaps. Or catch a turtle, gar, or some other shit you don't want.

 

[-VorpalAnvil-]

2 weeks into preseason and the niners are the most injured team in the league...

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

2 weeks into preseason and the niners are the most injured team in the league...

At least their kicker can kick...I guess.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

2 weeks into preseason and the niners are the most injured team in the league...

Nothing is new under the sun. The 49ers have always had problems with injuries going back to the 90s superteams.

I really have no idea why since all the S&C staff must have turned over multiple times since then. With Baalke it made a bit of sense since he loved drafting and signing players with a bad injury history, but all his guys are gone now obviously. Maybe it's just an ancient indian curse.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Quinton Johnston got knocked out

 

[whatever I feel like]

No head contact, he was just winded.