The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
I don't know if Jerruh wants a rebuild, he's so damn old he might not live to see a rebuilt roster.

I think this is more him balking at Micah wanting $47m (which is insane) along with being personally pissed off by Micah's agent.
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Why does Dallas need to rebuild yet again? They have, or had, more than enough talent on both sides of the ball the last two years. If they had signed Derrick Henry last season they would have been practically unstoppable.

I almost feel we can't even blame Jerry anymore. There is some kind of curse with this franchise that is preventing them from ever obtaining broader success.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
Why does Dallas need to rebuild yet again? They have, or had, more than enough talent on both sides of the ball the last two years. If they had signed Derrick Henry last season they would have been practically unstoppable.
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Probably down to a coaching problem. Quinn refused to move out of soft cover 3 against GB and they just got obliterated.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
There is some kind of curse with this franchise that is preventing them from ever obtaining broader success.
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A curse of Jerruh ownership. Outside of the Switzer SB (which let's be real-that was still pretty much the team Jimmie Johnson built), they haven't done anything since Jerruh decided to fire Jimmie.
 
I'm a Packers fan, fucking love the trade for Parsons. They get one of the best defenders in the prime of his career. Gutekunt has botched first round draft picks more often than not lately, so not having to worry about him screwing those up again for the next couple of years is a relief. And the Packers somehow managed to get the Cowboys to take a declining, overpaid Kenny Clark off their hands as well. Jerry Jones has turned into Al Davis levels of senile.
 
Looseleaf Paper said:
Welp my dad is happy, he thought Micah was mega overrated. I don't really know if I like the haul but I'm just glad the whole thing is over with. Sometimes sports just feel like reality television with gambling ads.
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Respectfully I think your father is not aware of how bad this trade for you is.
 
TBH I don't really hate the trade if Micah's agent was asking for $47m,

Jordan Love and Micah Parsons now represent 40.9% of GB cap spending. I don't get good vibes from this.
 
Contracts aren't going to get cheaper and the salary cap is going to increase. What looks like an overpay now could in a couple of years turn out to be a bargain, or at least at fair market value, for an elite player. Just as an example, Mahomes signed a contract extension in 2020 where he gets an average of $45 million per year. At the time, that was the highest yearly salary in league history. Move forward to five years later, the going rate for a franchise QB now is about $55 million. What will that be in the next five years? You get the point. It sounds crazy, but you're better off paying guys now because the price is only going to increase. Only dumbasses like Jerry Jones think that elite players will blink first in contract negotiations these days. Someone else is guaranteed to pay them.
 
Absolutego said:
OH NO NO NO JERRUH WHAT IS YOU DOIN'?
My man played hardball and lost, bad.
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My sister told me about this. The poll has become obsolete 3 days before voting was supposed to end. The Cowboys aren't making the playoffs this year, and Jerry Jones is officially the Lolcow of the Offseason.
 
Absolutego said:
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OH NO NO NO JERRUH WHAT IS YOU DOIN'?
My man played hardball and lost, bad.

The marks are supposedly supposed to represent sound waves, because we're loud.
Management would really like you to not notice how ever since we entered wildcard mediocrity while ticket prices skyrocketed the crowd looks as much like an away game as it does a home game and the 12s certainly aren't loud enough anymore to be a problem for visiting teams.
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KIWIFARMS FEATURING SPORTS?!?!?! WHERE WAS THE FEATURE WHEN LUKA WAS TRADED TO THE LAKERS?!??!?
 
Absolutego said:
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OH NO NO NO JERRUH WHAT IS YOU DOIN'?
My man played hardball and lost, bad.

The marks are supposedly supposed to represent sound waves, because we're loud.
Management would really like you to not notice how ever since we entered wildcard mediocrity while ticket prices skyrocketed the crowd looks as much like an away game as it does a home game and the 12s certainly aren't loud enough anymore to be a problem for visiting teams.
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What are these SPLORTBALLS doing in my dead retard site?
 
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