The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Absolutego said:
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Off topic, but reminded of when a former coworker of the negro variety pronounced it "Lazzz Boy" instead of "Lazy Boy". I thought he was fucking with me since he was an honorary hwite man, but nope. He said some employee told him that's how it's pronounced. Made me LOL out loud.
 
draggs said:
I think it would be funnier to see Jerry trying to jump out of his La-Z-Boy in jubilation at the Cowboy's dub and breaking his hip. Then Stephen tries to check on him and falls on him breaking his other hip
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It would lead to the smuggest interview ever given from the back of an ambulance, that's for sure.
 
HackerX said:
Okay boys, listen up. I’m going to need everyone to pour some POSITIVE ENERGY into the Packers v Cowboys game tonight. I’ve got some relatives who are of the “It’s their year” variety every year and I’ve been talking MAD SHIT about the Micah Parsons trade. Like, absolutely unbearable with “Hey did ya’ll hear the news??? That Jerry Jones is a senile retard that traded his generational, potentially HoF PASS RUSHER to the Packers for peanuts??? All because he got his feelings hurt that Micah wanted his agent to negotiate for him???”

Now I’ve mostly been doing it because:
  • It’s funny
  • It’s ridiculous
  • Family members' copes “Oh he chose #1 because he only had 1 sack in a playoff game” or “Micah is greedy” or “Kenny Clark is helping our defense” (Last one is LOL TBH, but I still feel bad for Kenny)
What I’m trying to say is I REALLY need Green Bay to win tonight so I can gloat an unbearable amount. Sure, a blowout akin to the last time GB was in Dallas would be great, but I don’t want to be too greedy fellas. I’m not going to the idea and/or potential for a negative outcome because I’d KILL myself for realzies. I know I said I’d do it after the game last week, but I really mean it this time!

That means everyone needs to raise their hands Spirit Bomb style. Consult your Ouija boards. Pray to your gods (Pagan, Christian, Jew, Islam, Pajeet, whatever you pray to). Offer up personal sacrifices. Really anything to achieve the desired outcome here.

That also means YOU, @DSP's Tax Lawyer . I swear to GOD if you bring bad juju, I'll be REALLY REALLY MAD.

If you need help, let me know and I’ll work with you to deposit GOOD VIBES.
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I hate the Packers and their consisten success with every fiber of my Bears-being, but...just this once, I want Dallas to be thoroughly embarrassed.
 
Fat Gay Riker said:
I hate the Packers and their consisten success with every fiber of my Bears-being, but...just this once, I want Dallas to be thoroughly embarrassed.
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As a Vikings fan (RIP my liver) I hate the packers as much as anyone, especially their ability to land super talented QBs the last 30 years.

But I'll always root against the Cowboys, because fuck Jerry. So tonight I'm a begrudging Packers supporter.
 
HackerX said:
Not implausible. The only thing going against that would be people infering Houston is really is their daddeh. "Haha you got bullied so bad by the Texans that you fired your HC after week 4." Though she's too retarded to understand the obvious inference.

It's one of those instances where you'd think being a millennial would be beneficial because they grew up playing Madden.

Fellas, it's almost time.
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I need something this weekend to go well, so you get my Ts and Ps for the Packers to win.
 
Tonight we are all Packer's fans.
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Except for that NIGGER Jordan Love. His honorary hwite man stock is tanking while his certified NIGGER stock is rising. Thank GOD for that flag.
 
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