The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Iron Hamster]

We simply sacrificed a game to open the AFC up to more teams, Patrick mahomes will be next. Travis Hunter will open his giant jaws to bite off mahomes hand while attempting a shovel pass

Speaking of Hunter, ball gets picked right in front of him and he tries to tackle the defender like he's a kicker. And he's playing both sides? wtf on multiple levels.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

That was a thing of beauty!

Holy fucking hell.. is the matrix melting down or something? An EP now too.

Tonight we are all Packer's fans.
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Except for that NIGGER Jordan Love. His honorary hwite man stock is tanking while his certified NIGGER stock is rising. Thank GOD for that flag.

Cute as fuck.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Damn they really got another kick blocked.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Fire Bisaccia already. Packers special teams is fucking rotten.

 

[break these cuffs]

I honestly think fucking with the kick off got teams and coordinators taking special teams seriously again. They were cooking in the off season. The amount of blocked kicks and punts this season is fucking wild.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Damn they really got another kick blocked.

First quarter of the season has really put the "special" in special teams.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Damn they really got another kick blocked.

How does that even happen? Did someone simply not block? Or was he offsides? It's not like they took an extra second or two to kick. There should be no way that's a blocked kick without being off sides. I want a replay.

 

[HackerX]

Cute as fuck.

Here's the other one the AI overlord conjured up!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>people rooting for the packers
I’m rooting for a disappointing tie.

Also, Golden spinning only to get fucking destroyed and then that dumb shit corner slamming him into the ground.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Speaking of Hunter, ball gets picked right in front of him and he tries to tackle the defender like he's a kicker. And he's playing both sides? wtf on multiple levels.

He going to move a little different wearing sanders sponsored depend diapers

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I mean, I’m cheering for the Packers solely because the Cowgirls are in my ReSkins division - which still makes no sense to me, btw, Dallas is nowhere close to any other team in its Division…

There’s a few divisions I swear need a realignment…

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

>people rooting for the packers
I’m rooting for a disappointing tie.

Also, Golden spinning only to get fucking destroyed and then that dumb shit corner slamming him into the ground.

Oh man, a tie would be absolutely delicious. I love when tards get mad that neither team gets a win.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Just leaving this here for future reference.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

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I cant wait for the browns version that's just Im going to kill myself for the whole game

 

[HackerX]

I mean, I’m cheering for the Packers solely because the Cowgirls are in my ReSkins division - which still makes no sense to me, btw, Dallas is nowhere close to any other team in its Division…

There’s a few divisions I swear need a realignment…

Football isn't as bad as other leagues
For example:

NHL
- Red Wings and Blue Jackets used to be in the Western conference.

NBA
- New Orleans and Memphis are in the Western conference.

NCAAF
- Too much, it's all just LOL

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Football isn't as bad as other leagues
For example:

NHL
- Red Wings and Blue Jackets used to be in the Western conference.

NBA
- New Orleans and Memphis are in the Western conference.

NCAAF
- Too much, it's all just LOL

And then there’s Baseball.

We don’t talk about how MLB needs a realignment.

 

[Squanto Airi]

NCAAF

Blame the TV deals on that one.

Though it is funny to see USC and Oregon in the midwestern based Big 10 and Stanford in the Atlantic Coastal Conference.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

I mean, I’m cheering for the Packers solely because the Cowgirls are in my ReSkins division - which still makes no sense to me, btw, Dallas is nowhere close to any other team in its Division…

There’s a few divisions I swear need a realignment…

NFC East should have the Ravens. But the Ravens should go back to Cleveland to be the Browns again and the fake new Browns should go to Baltimore to be the Ravens.

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Though it is funny to see USC and Oregon in the midwestern based Big 10 and Stanford in the Atlantic Coastal Conference.

You also have to love the beavers being 2nd in the pac 12 at 0-5 since the conference couldn't figure out a media deal

 

[HackerX]

Blame the TV deals on that one.

Though it is funny to see USC and Oregon in the midwestern based Big 10 and Stanford in the Atlantic Coastal Conference.

My personal favorites are Cal and Stanford in the fucking ACV. The ATLANTIC Coast Conference.

Also, update. I'm setting up the rope.