The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
All the Bucs receivers come back in time for the playoffs and they win the Super Bowl because it's literally impossible to cover Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Eeka Ugabuga, and Jalen McMillen at the same time with Baker Mayfield throwing at them.
Click to expand...
I doubt Godwin even makes it to the playoffs. His legs are falling apart.

Evans and Oogabooga should be enough though.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Sorry, I was thinking of Goff not Stafford.
Click to expand...
Goff during that game was effectively just a remote controlled robot by McVay. It basically was just realizing that (most likely illicitly, this is SpyGate cheater Belichick). It was literally realizing that McVay was doing the reads and Goff getting startled against the GOAT.
 
W00K #17 said:
I got banned from Reddit for calling Troy Aikman a dick sucking faggot. I may have also said nigger.
Click to expand...
I get banned on there for going
>black qb
On various teams subreddits.

I like Aikman for hating various players. What I can’t actually stand are the rules analysts who can’t simply call for the refs to be hanged after the game. I do actually like it when the rules analysts just call bullshit.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
All joking aside, I know through rumors and word of mouth that Troy Aikman may actually be a closeted homosexual.
Click to expand...
I found proof he is homosexual

1760500108925.png
 
Dildo_SHwaggins said:
I saw somewhere that Skip Bayless started the rumor that Troy Aikman was gay in the book he published in the 90s. That's also why Aikman hates Skip, but alot of people so that isn't special.
Click to expand...
It gets complicated cause apparently it was Switzer circulating the rumors and Switzer himself used to stay at hotels in Oak Lawn, so maybe one of the rent boys there spilled the beans.
 
Internationally renowned NFL insider Billy Gil is leaving the Dan Le Batard Show for an off camera role at The Ringer/Spotify. Sad day on the pirate ship.

Quence said:
So you’re saying that Shanahan is actually a quality head coach…unlike Belicheck, eh?

Shanahan was also able to turn Jimmy Garoppolo into one of the best quarterbacks in the league.


That reminds me….Sean Payton is another wildly overrated coach whose less than stellar head coaching abilities were mitigated due to the brilliance of a legendary quarterback at New Orleans.
Click to expand...

Legendary quarterback who won CPOTY not because of an injury but because he sucked so much ass in 03 that just improving enough to play at slightly above average in 04 was enough to get the bag.

The man was on Entourage and you think he deserves a gold jacket? https://youtu.be/wOG9lxsajfY?si=2b5PRuHJh0G2NSrN
 
It took me watching Tree’s “This Week in Sportsball” to bear that Anthony Richardson managed to fracture his orbital bone in the locker room before their game on Sunday.

Y’know, if he wasn’t a Bust, I’d be questioning how the guck he apparently managed that with a stretch band. As is, it’s just funny - fucker isn’t even playing and he’s injured.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
It took me watching Tree’s “This Week in Sportsball” to bear that Anthony Richardson managed to fracture his orbital bone in the locker room before their game on Sunday.

Y’know, if he wasn’t a Bust, I’d be questioning how the guck he apparently managed that with a stretch band. As is, it’s just funny - fucker isn’t even playing and he’s injured.
Click to expand...
I know it's safer to say now but he is legitimately one of the worst QBs I've ever seen. Even Tebow was a better QB than Richardson. I deal with too many delusional Colts fans thinking he could be fixed while I think he's hopeless. He's not even worth a roster spot, he's that bad. I don't think he has the talent or durability to have a role like Kordell Stewart or Taysom Hill.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Which old man are you rooting for?

I actually genuinely want both to do well, just because I want Joe Flacco “mentoring” another QB and Rodgers to get his revenge against the Packers and Jets.
Click to expand...
Flacco, but it's more anti-rooting for the Steelers than rooting for him. I'm hoping against hope that the hilarity of Tomlin posting his first losing season, but 8-9 being enough to win the AFC North, happens this year. With that in mind, the Steelers need to start losing games at some point unless they're going to go through a late season collapse rivaling the 2020 season.
 
Dildo_SHwaggins said:
I don't think he has the talent or durability to have a role like Kordell Stewart or Taysom Hill.
Click to expand...
Nope. Kordell and Taysom were at least short passing threats so defenses needed to watch out. AR just cannot hit anything, and anyone who watched him at UF was like hold up why was this fucker drafted?

Best bet at this point would be converting to TE but he's so injury prone idk if you'd get much out of him
 
You know it's bad when being down 0-7, two trips to midfield, and a retard costing the defense 15 yards on a punt is the best the first I have felt in a first quarter all year. Also, if Zac lets Iosivas back on the field after 4 drops in 5 quarters I am going to lose my mind.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom