The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Miami has their 3rd(?) string QB in now. First NFL play he almost gives up yet another INT, they have a fumble at the end of the drive and they end up 4th and 15 from the original line. That's how their day is going.


Wallace said:
Getting owned by the Browns has to be a lowpoint for anyone.
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It feels bad losing to them... getting owned is a major.. ouch
 
Can they just cancel McDaniel's plane ticket home?

Like why even put Ewers in? Are you trying to protect Tua's brains until the playoffs that you're obviously missing or trying to see if he's the franchise future? (hint: McDaniel, you will not be in it so it doesn't matter.)
 
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
Can they just cancel McDaniel's plane ticket home?

Like why even put Ewers in? Are you trying to protect Tua's brains until the playoffs that you're obviously missing or trying to see if he's the franchise future? (hint: McDaniel, you will not be in it so it doesn't matter.)
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Usual case is the rest of the offense is losing their shit on the sideline, and for reasons I can't find he declared Zach Wilson inactive for this game, so Ewers was the only QB he could swap in.
McDaniel is making plenty of mistakes but I'm getting vibes Tua lost the locker room as much as the coach did. Tua might be about to get his second boss fired.

What I'm saying is if Grier survives January nothing will change in Miami.
 
Jets 0-7. They benched Fields, but injured their star WR last game so it’s just going to be misery from now on. Their schedule is getting harder from here on
 
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Wallace said:
Getting owned by the Browns has to be a lowpoint for anyone.
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Making the Browns look like they're a competitive team is the same as making the Raiders look like a competitive team - it's generally the last straw before a coach gets axed.

Also lolBrowns - if the plan was to make Gabriel look bad so they could start Shedeur, it blew up in their faces. Unless this was some 4D chess by Stefanski, that teams enough of a lolcow I can't guess what they'll do...
 
Absolutego said:
Yeah, McDaniel has no say over the Dolphins roster, I'm sure. Grier either tells really good jokes over drinks or has incriminating photos of Ross (or both tbh) for him to still be on this team after working for Ross for pretty much the entirety of the Dolphin's ongoing playoff win drought.
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Grier needed to be fired years ago but Ross is a good Jew and won't fire a proud POC GM.

Can't wait for him to die and the Dolphins get sold to some Saudi consortium so I can finally wash my hands of this team forever. They've run one of the proudest and winningest NFL franchises into the God damn ground and turned us into a joke. Changing the uniforms really drove the point home. We look like a mid-tier hotel chain out there.

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Wew lad what a hit
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This is in no way the defensive player's fault. That was 100% on Fields. He slid super late and still had a ton of forward momentum. The defense player isn't even moving forward, he just goes low and opens his arms.
 
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Bros looking like the damn Unabomber on the sideline
 
Such a bad weekend for Miami football!


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You know.. this is true for me too. I wonder how alone people like us are? In fact it applies to good football as well.


This one gave me a laugh Cle-Miami:

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I missed most of the first half, were the calls really that bad going browns way?
 
Commanders get a safety against cowgirls. 7-2 cowboys thus far. (11:23 in the 1st)

Something that just hit me.. Ravens are alone in 4th place in the north now. LOL

How about this for stats and a rating:

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Tua :cryblood:


Quite a few Fla football coaches looking for new jobs next week?

The Miami fish reddit banner:

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Doug Martin, former running back and 2-time Pro Bowler with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, died today at the age of 36.
 
Local Fed said:
Doug Martin, former running back and 2-time Pro Bowler with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, died today at the age of 36.
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Damn that's young. RIP to one of the best nicknames, Muscle Hamster.

EDIT: more bad news - Jayden Daniels got injured.
 
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@DSP's Tax Lawyer , well bud. Your optimism paid off. I know it wasn't the greatest offensive showing in the first half, but there were dirty, Jewish tricks played with Green Bay's flight to Arizona yesterday, so I can attribute a percentage of that poor effort to the delayed flight. I mean, who isn't miserable when they're sitting on the runway for 5 hours?

On the flip side, I'm super happy generally with the 2nd half. The team kept grinding and grinding. The defense started to falter a bit, but still made some HUGE stops plus it's hard to stop the damn near perfect passes Jacoby Brissett was throwing. Can't forget #fucktherefs and #riggedNFL either. Whenever there's any question in their mind whatsoever, they're throwing the yellow laundry and I hate it.
 
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God damn, that game was on drugs. How you gonna derp away a lead like that in one quarter? Even with the refs helping the Giants on their last possession.
 
Bo Nix looks like a bust for three whole quarters then explodes for 4 touchdowns in the 4th when Payton decides to let him throw downfield rather than spamming screens.
 
What is up with all the 6 point scores? Were they continually going for 2 or something? The comeback is bad enough, 30+ points in a single, FINAL, quarter is unacceptable but losing by one point after leaving so many extra points on the field... Holy shit!
 
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