The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Hunter Hearst Helmsley said:
Eagles get the real prime spot as designated #1 heels.
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Jets are the tv squash-match jobbers, Indy is the rising babyface who will get at least the IC belt, and the Giants are the vibes guy who barely touches the mid-card, but keeps the crowd excited based on their gimmick.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
I wasn’t expecting them to lose, just that they are likely have to play aggressively on offense. Macaque Jones, CMC, and the offense are doing well. Their defense did well, but it worries me.

Still Shanahan deserves Coach of the Year if they manage to win NFC West.
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I don't know how my 49ers do it, especially with the football Gods going "You get a injury!", "You get a injury!" All I know is this - I just want the injuries to stop and to be healthy, for once. I do think we'll win the NFC West, but as far as making a DEEP playoff run? That's wishful thinking. I could be wrong, but I'll be in total shock.

However, this whole season has been whirlwind of WTF.
 
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
Apparently died in police custody after being arrested committing a home invasion.

I am sure the discourse surrounding his death will be calm and reasonable.
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I have already heard multiple people bring up that Floyd "died in police custody" before the video came out ughhhhhh
 
Evans out w/ concussion/shoulder injury.

This is gonna be the end of his 1000 yard streak. Also the Bucs will be hosting games in the hospital at some point to make it easier.
 
Spooky Airi said:
As a Chargers fan, my dad and I hated that firing. Not only did they fire Schotty after a playoff appearance (in a game that we should have won if not for Marlon McRee fumbling the ball), but that season, the Chargers went 14-2.
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That fucking fumble is the thing of nightmares. There's footage of Marty telling him to do the exact opposite of what he did before the game started, as if Marty saw it coming.

HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
I feel like the NFC only has the teams with any actual identity since the Raiders went corporate.

AFC just kind of got hollowed out.
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Ravens used to have an identity but hiring a fucking special teams nerd to be the head coach instead of the guy who helped coach that team for years has killed it.
 
Absolutego said:
I have already heard multiple people bring up that Floyd "died in police custody" before the video came out ughhhhhh
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I like how the AP article says "died after a struggle with police officers who were taking him into custody while they were investigating a break-in at a home in Oakland"
So it wasn't his home? Was he on drugs? Did his CTE set in after resisting arrest? I have a feeling the police didn't straight-up execute him, but I guess we'll know more when the bodycam comes out.

Back to football: Bucs defense is the only reason this game isn't a boatrace. Need Baker to get settled back in if they're gonna take down the Motor City Kittycats.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
First bet was when Arizona scored at the end of half. Then at the end of the third quarter. And then when the Cardinals were driving at the end. All because you decided to talk shit when we traded for Micah Parsons
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Oh no you don't bub. Don't place the team's misfortunes on my lap when you were just talking about the Super Bowl last week. You can't jump ship now that I'm buying into your zany ideas.
 
Fat Gay Riker said:
So it wasn't his home? Was he on drugs? Did his CTE set in after resisting arrest? I have a feeling the police didn't straight-up execute him, but I guess we'll know more when the bodycam comes out.
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Eh...hopefully more details come out soon. He was transported by paramedics to the hospital where he died. Taser and bad ticker maybe or possible intractable laryngospasm after ketamine. I work in this area and it's really impossible to say unless more stuff comes out.
 
The ball was short. I was in Detroit and unironically we were ready to lynch the refs should bullshit occur. Buccs were very good at blitzing. Decker is not fucking ready. Our offensive play calling needs work.

Cocktaker Gayfield is out of the MVP race with all those literal hospital passes. I’ve never seen someone actually put someone in a hospital with a pass. The third down bell going off unironically made most of the stadium laugh.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
The ball was short. I was in Detroit and unironically we were ready to lynch the refs should bullshit occur. Buccs were very good at blitzing. Decker is not fucking ready. Our offensive play calling needs work.

Cocktaker Gayfield is out of the MVP race with all those literal hospital passes. I’ve never seen someone actually put someone in a hospital with a pass. The third down bell going off unironically made most of the stadium laugh.
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I just hope this is a fluke loss and nothing more.
 
Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Shit, I had Evans on my fantasy team. Quick, who's the hottest WR that's been overlooked?
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I'm in a 12 team league, so unsure how big yours is, pickings are slim but the Commies' WR Corps is injured to all hell, you might get something out of that.
Edit: in my 10-Teamer Alec Pierce is available on the Colts.

Seattle is really taking it to the Texans' offense tonight.
 
Fat Gay Riker said:
I'm in a 12 team league, so unsure how big yours is, pickings are slim but the Commies' WR Corps is injured to all hell, you might get something out of that.
Edit: in my 10-Teamer Alec Pierce is available on the Colts.

Seattle is really taking it to the Texans' offense tonight.
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You need to understand this about the Texans
>black HC
>zesty black QB

Edit: the Texans defense deserves a better QB.
Texans Defense: 6
Texans Special Teams: 6
Texans Offense: 0
 
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