The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
You need to understand this about the Texans
>black HC
>zesty black QB

Edit: the Texans defense deserves a better QB.
Texans Defense: 6
Texans Special Teams: 6
Texans Offense: 0
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Texans also have a brand-new O-Line, and it's not doing as well as they need it to be.
 
Well, it was fun while it lasted - Chiefs fans are getting insufferable again.

Yeah, you shut out the other team this week, but it's the 2025 Raiders. It's like bragging that you beat the shit out of a paraplegic kid - if they did it to a real team, fair enough be smug, but one of the Jobber teams?

At this point I hope someone absolutely motherfucks Mahomes on a slide, just out of spite for Chiefs fans...
 
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
Evans out w/ concussion/shoulder injury.

This is gonna be the end of his 1000 yard streak. Also the Bucs will be hosting games in the hospital at some point to make it easier.
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I foresaw this happening last year when he just barely got over the hump, and it took the Saints defense sort of giving it to him to allow him to achieve it. He has a good career, but it is clear he has become a little too injury prone. If I were the Bucs I would started looking around to see what quality trade offers I could get for him. There has to be at least one dumb franchise willing to give them a nice trade package.
Amerikaner Teddybär said:
I just hope this is a fluke loss and nothing more.
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I don't know why so many people were expecting this to be a closer game. Bucs have way too many holes on their roster that they need filled. Especially on offense. No running game, a less than great offensive line and an inconsistent receiving core. Baker is succeeding on offense despite a lot of the issues they have.

The Buccaneers are good enough to do what they have been doing the last few years: win the division and even get a win in the postseason. However, they have yet to prove that they can go toe-to-toe with the more elite teams of the NFC. They might be able to shock everyone once in awhile with a big win over one of these teams, but I don't see them as being seriously capable of making a Super Bowl run until they can patch some of these issues they have.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
If I were the Bucs I would started looking around to see what quality trade offers I could get for him. There has to be at least one dumb franchise willing to give them a nice trade package.
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It's the last year of his contract, he has no trade value.

Also the Bucs did have a good running game before Bucky Irving got injured. It's basically the same situation as the 49ers where everyone's in the fucking hospital instead of on the field.
 
Froggy Fresh Sextape said:
This morning the Bucs said he'd miss most of the season, so yeah.

Baker finally gets MVP hype and then Evans and Godwin fall apart. Oh well, it happens.
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>Mayfield
>MVP

As Dan Campbell said in the post-game interview, Baker is a subhuman manlet who deserves to be ridiculed for daring to play.
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Well, it was fun while it lasted - Chiefs fans are getting insufferable again.

Yeah, you shut out the other team this week, but it's the 2025 Raiders. It's like bragging that you beat the shit out of a paraplegic kid - if they did it to a real team, fair enough be smug, but one of the Jobber teams?

At this point I hope someone absolutely motherfucks Mahomes on a slide, just out of spite for Chiefs fans...
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I want Mahomes to get destroyed on a slide just so they’ll ban sliding when fucking surrounded by defenders. Sliding in general is retarded because it just endangers the person sliding and teams know they can bait for a penalty.

It should have happened last year when like 8 QBs and Trevor Lawrence got destroyed doing it.
 
I'm gutted that Mike Evans' 1000 yard streak ends with a broken collarbone, but, let's be honest, it was either going to end in injury or retirement.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
I don't know why so many people were expecting this to be a closer game. Bucs have way too many holes on their roster that they need filled. Especially on offense. No running game, a less than great offensive line and an inconsistent receiving core. Baker is succeeding on offense despite a lot of the issues they have.

The Buccaneers are good enough to do what they have been doing the last few years: win the division and even get a win in the postseason. However, they have yet to prove that they can go toe-to-toe with the more elite teams of the NFC. They might be able to shock everyone once in awhile with a big win over one of these teams, but I don't see them as being seriously capable of making a Super Bowl run until they can patch some of these issues they have.
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I disagree, the Eagles game would've been won had critical mistakes not have been made. The Bucs can play against elite teams but like with the 49ers, the injury bug strikes at inconvenient times.
 
Absolutego said:
I'm gutted that Mike Evans' 1000 yard streak ends with a broken collarbone, but, let's be honest, it was either going to end in injury or retirement.
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The Bucs gave him a short contract for a reason.

This is the same way Jerry Rice ended where the injuries kept piling up. Evans just went out several years sooner.
 
BREAKING: The Ravens have been officially grounded. No video games and ping pong time until their record improves
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Spooky Airi said:
Russell Wilson is still beefing with Sean Payton.

Also Woody Johnson decided to throw Fields under the bus. Link
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I never new his twitter handle was DangerRuss and I cannot believe he hasn't changed it. That dude doesn't listen to anyone outside his handlers. I always new he was fake, but when he was with the Broncos he did one, of many retarded, social media video where he forgot to open and then re-close the door to his house when he went out to his truck. It just started with him standing there facing a closed door.

HOW MANY FUCKING TAKES WERE THERE?!
 
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