The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%
  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%
  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
I mean I’m glad the Chargers won but there was a lot of bullshit from both sides.
Well yeah, i expect nothing less from the NFL this year and it's better to expect every remaining matches to be adrunken, drugged shitshows (and that's just the writing stage, lord have mercy on anyone actually involved in the actual playing or watching)
 
His track record is protecting the ball, possibly being too conservative. If you question his Super Bowl MVP you should like, watch that game.

Do I really have to tap the Lane Johnson is out sign again?

That neutral zone infraction was bs. He never jumped, he literally was fine. Defensive players can move. Lineman should have been called for a false start.
No, but the dpi on Q that kept the Chargers alive was phantom.
 
His track record is protecting the ball, possibly being too conservative. If you question his Super Bowl MVP you should like, watch that game.

Do I really have to tap the Lane Johnson is out sign again?
Lane Johnson can't play all positions tho so there would be issues still on the team, it's clear there's some superbowl hangover
 
His track record is protecting the ball, possibly being too conservative. If you question his Super Bowl MVP you should like, watch that game.

Do I really have to tap the Lane Johnson is out sign again?
That Chiefs team was garbage and carried by the Refs. Gaylen Squirts doesn’t throw a lot of interceptions (except tonight lol) because he fucking sucks. That Super Bowl was him getting rushing yards because the Chiefs tried to stop Barkley.

Literally all they had was a run game and the tush push. They lack the linemen for either now.

Edit: eagles radio is crying about Bustin’ Sherbert as huwhiteboy cripple being more mobile than Gaylen Squirts
 
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That Chiefs team was garbage and carried by the Refs. Gaylen Squirts doesn’t throw a lot of interceptions (except tonight lol) because he fucking sucks. That Super Bowl was him getting rushing yards because the Chiefs tried to stop Barkley.

Literally all they had was a run game and the tush push. They lack the linemen for either now.

Edit: eagles radio is crying about Bustin’ Sherbert as huwhiteboy cripple being more mobile than Gaylen Squirts
To me, as an Eagles fan, the best thing to do is listen in a bit to local sports radio when the Eagles lose a big game, or hit on a losing streak, and bask in the salty tears. It's gold. Having started listening to Philly sports talk radio in '92 and witnessing the transition to "All Eagles" sports talk, regardless of the season...not to mention the absolute mouthbreathers that call in, I've come to despise Eagles fans more than I like the team, lol.
 
To me, as an Eagles fan, the best thing to do is listen in a bit to local sports radio when the Eagles lose a big game, or hit on a losing streak, and bask in the salty tears. It's gold. Having started listening to Philly sports talk radio in '92 and witnessing the transition to "All Eagles" sports talk, regardless of the season...not to mention the absolute mouthbreathers that call in, I've come to despise Eagles fans more than I like the team, lol.
Philly fans are a special kind of asshole. Them threatening violence on some guys girlfriend or some kid is special. I’m glad they exist. You need that kind of diversity. They are the biggest sore losers and the biggest sore winners. If you hate the team playing against them you can laugh at their antics, if you hate them you can laugh at how they instantly demand a coach, GM, or player that had a bad game be fired.

Fresh off the presses.
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Philly fans are a special kind of asshole. Them threatening violence on some guys girlfriend or some kid is special. I’m glad they exist. You need that kind of diversity. They are the biggest sore losers and the biggest sore winners. If you hate the team playing against them you can laugh at their antics, if you hate them you can laugh at how they instantly demand a coach, GM, or player that had a bad game be fired.

Fresh off the presses.
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That's another thing that pisses me off about the Eagles. I'm tired of seeing niggers at the QB spot, since the Randall Cunningham (who admittedly I was a fan of) days. It's like Eagles ownership and the fan base want to relitigate the early 90s, lol.
 
>Hurts throws an interception AND fumbles the ball on the same play

Is this the power of black QBs?
I can't get anyone to listen to my theory about the epidemic of black and mudshark quarterbacks. Mahomes tripped his way into convincing everybody they're good.

I fucking love Jameis Winston though, I'll die on that hill. He's even had a bunch of nigger moments, but that dude is so fucking funny I'm gonna give him a pass.

If he somehow comes out of retirement and gets them the playoff push, there HAS to be LSD in the NFL Scriptwriter's room.
After this season, and specifically after that game, can we pretend they aren't higher than giraffe pussy writing this season? There's so much going on every week it's almost exhausting. Too many plot twists, and honestly, the refs are calling so much bullshit they're liable to write plot holes.
 
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I don't know for others but my opinion on QBs personally is i don't really care about the color of their skin in the sense i focus more on their skills as more important. There were, are and will be bad, mediocre, good and superb qbs both white and black both on and off the field
 
I don't know for others but my opinion on QBs personally is i don't really care about the color of their skin in the sense i focus more on their skills as more important. There were, are and will be bad, mediocre, good and superb qbs both white and black both on and off the field
Yeah, I'm largely just being racist for laughs. Show me a black QB with a football IQ or even just a good passing game and I'm all in. That being said, it's a thinking man's position, and I think the odds are against our melanated friends in that department.

If I truly despised black people. I wouldn't watch the NFL.
 
My actual Eagles take tonight is that I still have no idea what the fuck Siriani even does here. I think if they replaced him with an SNL actor doing an impression of him, nothing would change. The next time the Eagles make it back to a Super Bowl with him (rainbow), they should fire him Super Bowl week and just hire their OC as head coach so they don't lose them again.
 
My actual Eagles take tonight is that I still have no idea what the fuck Siriani even does here. I think if they replaced him with an SNL actor doing an impression of him, nothing would change.

Dude paces, emotes and even looks like he's been in a parking lot for the last 2 hours waiting for his dealer to show.
 
Well, I didn't have "Phillip Rivers comes out of retirement" on my bingo card. This season is all the drugs. Literally all of them.
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Y'know what - I hope the Colts go the distance with Rivers. Because it'd just be The Funniest Shit.

Sure if he actually plays a game I believe it resets his HoF Eligibility, but as long as his arm isn't fucked he should be fine - it's not like he was a mobile QB, so barring him taking a stupid hit he might not be as battered as his age would suggest.

Also if this actually manages to work out, I'd like to imagine someone tries pitching bringing Andrew Luck out of retirement...
 
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Also if this actually manages to work out, I'd like to imagine someone tries pitching bringing Andrew Luck out of retirement...
Luck was beyond broken when he retired, no way in hell he would come back.

Also, I saw people on another site whining that they didn't try out Kaep. When he has been out longer, doesn't know anyone on staff, comes with tons of baggage, and the last time he tried out for a team he was basically laughed out of the building his skills had diminished so badly.
 
Luck was beyond broken when he retired, no way in hell he would come back.

Also, I saw people on another site whining that they didn't try out Kaep. When he has been out longer, doesn't know anyone on staff, comes with tons of baggage, and the last time he tried out for a team he was basically laughed out of the building his skills had diminished so badly.
Niggers worship the halfbreed kaepernick who was useless once the nfl got tape on him. His throwing windup was bad, probably only Tebow took longer
 
Y'know what - I hope the Colts go the distance with Rivers. Because it'd just be The Funniest Shit.

Sure if he actually plays a game I believe it resets his HoF Eligibility, but as long as his arm isn't fucked he should be fine - it's not like he was a mobile QB, so barring him taking a stupid hit he might not be as battered as his age would suggest.

Also if this actually manages to work out, I'd like to imagine someone tries pitching bringing Andrew Luck out of retirement...
Luck was beyond broken when he retired, no way in hell he would come back.

Also, I saw people on another site whining that they didn't try out Kaep. When he has been out longer, doesn't know anyone on staff, comes with tons of baggage, and the last time he tried out for a team he was basically laughed out of the building his skills had diminished so badly.
Rivers is supposedly in good shape and coaches a Catholic highschool team. He could be in great shape because he needs to check the egos of Highschool kids and he’s a Catholic who can’t stop having kids (he can field a football team with all of them).

Edit: supposedly the offense he coached for his son’s highschool team was literally what the Colts run. He talked with the Colts HC about it. He might literally actually be coming back to start.
 
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