The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Welp, I’m dead. The laughter killed me.

On the Socials, I’m seeing Browns fans claiming that next season they have the division locked down. Like, I’m not sure if it’s delusional Sanders fanboys - he’s better than we expected, but the bar was low enough Satan tripped on it - or if it’s people who legitimately believe the rest of the division is just THAT shit, but people thinking a playoff game may be played in the Factory of Sadness is hilarious.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
Welp, I’m dead. The laughter killed me.

On the Socials, I’m seeing Browns fans claiming that next season they have the division locked down. Like, I’m not sure if it’s delusional Sanders fanboys - he’s better than we expected, but the bar was low enough Satan tripped on it - or if it’s people who legitimately believe the rest of the division is just THAT shit, but people thinking a playoff game may be played in the Factory of Sadness is hilarious.
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The Cleveland Browns are leaning toward moving on from head coach Kevin Stefanski, The Athletic's Dianna Russini reports.

The organization has done background work on other potential head-coaching candidates, Russini adds.

Meanwhile, general manager Andrew Berry is reportedly likely to keep his job.


Stefanski, who is about to complete his sixth season as the Browns' head coach, is in the midst of a 4-12 campaign. He's won just seven games over the last two years but the Browns have started the likes of Deshaun Watson, Jameis Winston, Dorian Thompson-Robinson, Bailey Zappe, Joe Flacco, Dillon Gabriel, and Shedeur Sanders at quarterback over that span.

Stefanski is a two-time NFL coach of the year winner, taking home the accolade in 2020 and 2023. His 11-5 campaign in 2020 led to the Browns' first playoff appearance since 2002. He went back to the playoffs in 2023 with an 11-6 mark.

The 43-year-old served as the offensive coordinator of the Minnesota Vikings before taking the Cleveland job in 2020.

He holds a 44-56 career record as a head coach.
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And did Salah take the Jet defense with him to Frisco? What a shitshow.
 
Wallace said:
They know they're playing for a first-round bye, right? Because normally when you see two teams both playing to lose like this, it's a tank bowl.
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Might explain somewhat?
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
-looks at the years of Kelce doing the exact same on the Chiefs to draw penalties-

First time? When in doubt of your rosters flaws, abuse the rulebook to draw bullshit penalties. For all the shit we can give guys like Brady, Rodgers, Flacco, or the immortal Philip Rivers, they could at least get absolutely motherfucked with fairly minimal consequences if they talked shit…
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I'm a Ravens fan, I've seen the years of Kelce first hand.
 
And there's the icing on the cake. Purdy goes down again. The Niners get injured more than... something that gets injured a lot. I'm three drinks in, my witty retorts went to bed an hour ago.
 
Absolutego said:
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET FUCKED GET FUCKED
BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE
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HELL YEAH, FUCK NAYSAYERS EARLIER IN THE YEAR WHO SAID THE SEAHAWKS WERE DONE! YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Whatever happens in the playoffs, tonight I am proud of team! I remember when i first picked the Seahawks as my team, to think we went from the downward spiral of the last year of Russell to going twice to the playoffs with two qbs people said were worse than done! Man, it's fun when things go well.
Well, i do feel feel bad for the injuries that happened if it to players who are actually decent people
 
Dildo_SHwaggins said:
The NFC South is an embarrassment to football. They are going to send their 3rd team with a losing record to the playoffs. I would rather watch the Lions than whoever wins this pathetic division.
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What is hilarious is the fact that both of them are rooting for division rivals in order to get into the playoffs. Should Atlanta win, Carolina makes it. Should New Orleans win or tie, Tampa makes it in.

It's a beautiful clusterfuck.
 
Squanto Airi said:
What is hilarious is the fact that both of them are rooting for division rivals in order to get into the playoffs. Should Atlanta win, Carolina makes it. Should New Orleans win or tie, Tampa makes it in.

It's a beautiful clusterfuck.
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Tank Division, Southern edition
 
W00K #17 said:
Sir, this is an NFL thread.
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Who are you referring to as “Sir”?

CapricornusRex said:
OJ and Barry are probably the two most talented running backs of all time. Getting 2,000 yards in 14 games is absurd, and anyone passing it in more games shouldn't be considered the record holder.
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Perhaps the record should go to who gets the most yards per game over a full season.
 
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