The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
This game is basically going to be "Can the Texans Defense make up for their QB's Master Class in Fucking The Ball?"

The Patriots returning to Evil Empire status would be funny as hell, even if I'm rooting for the Bears to go all the way. Stroud has regressed to a hilarious degree from his rookie year, and the Bronco's will be starting a QB even the Raiders didn't want (unless they do something really fucking stupid and panic sign.. idk, Russ, Cam Newton, Kaepernick, someone else equally retarded, I don't know if it's even an option at this point but I'mma throw it out there anyway)
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Short answer? No.

Long answer? No, lol, 4 picks, eat dicks.
 
The Bears need to win, they have to! Evil (Patriots and Stan Kroenke) can't win all game today! PLEASE
 
I could be a smug shithead Pats fan and say "So that's the best defense in the NFL, Drake had his worst playoff game, and STILL beat you with 3 TDs? And I'm supposed to not believe we're going to dogwalk the Fighting Jarrett Stidhams of Mile High?" But I only half believe that. Drake cannot turn the ball over on the road. This defense is playing at an elite Super Bowl caliber right now, and if Drake keeps up the pace of ridiculous elite-level throws and cuts downs the turnovers, I expect >us to kick the Broncos asses by 10+ points like the Pats have with the Chargers, and now the Texans.
 
The Big A said:
Don't forget the black coach who wasted two time outs and punted down 12 with 4 minutes left.
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What a stupid decision. Even being way back on the field, what do you lose by going for it? You might lose by 19 instead of losing by 12? I don't care if you're on your own 1-yard line, punting that late in the game when you're losing by 12 is such a bitch move.
 
I enjoy watching nigger QB's and nigger coaches get destroyed.

You're niggers. You don't have the white man's work ethic, his ability to be detail-oriented, his ability to have multiple plans for multiple scenarios and his ability to forecast.

You have none of those capabilities because you're niggers. Modern society desperately wants you to succeed but in the end, remember 1 noble truth: you're niggers and that's all you'll ever be. Subhuman scum who are lucky to be allowed to partake in civil society.

Total nigger death.

With that out of the way, I remain concerned about Drake Maye and his fumbling issues. Everything else is either good or straight up elite, but these fumbling issues will be a dark cloud hanging over this victory.

They should be able to beat a Nix-less Broncos team, but I don't see this Patriots team being able to beat Seattle, unless Seattle magically beats themselves. Regardless, I'm happy that they've made it this far.
 
Pick apart the defense, get whatever you want, get in scoring range, turn it over on 4th down. You can't ask for a more Ben Johnson drive.
 
Regarding alot of comments the past couple of pages about Stroud, afaik HOU brought in a new Offensive system/coordinator this season with the idea of turning Stroud into a proper QB and a timeline of 2-3 seasons. I think this season and especially this playoff game should make it clear that its a boondoggle of a project. Any Houston fans here have any more info about this?
 

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Houston:
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I couldn't ever imagine my team making it to the AFC championship and possibly the Super Bowl in this current decade.
I have Vrabel to thank and Vrabel alone aside from Drake Fucking Maye developing into a superstar overnight.

The Krafts are actively holding the Patriots back and the only reason they chose Vrabel was because they had no other option or else us Pats fans would revolt.
Eliot Wolf has effectively been usurped in all but name by Vrabel's assistants, and he was a nepo baby jew hire by the stereotypically kike Krafts (our 2024 draft by him aside from Maye was fucking awful and Wolf wanted to TRADE MAYE AWAY DURING THE DRAFT but got no offers). Keep in mind, the Krafts also hired Mayo in part because he excessively kissed Robert Kraft's ass, especially when they visited the Western Wall.

All in all, Vrabel must be retained for God only knows how long. It's the only way our team will still be positively relevant otherwise. We'll likely face Seattle in the Super Bowl and get absolutely BTFO'ed, but my expectations this season were already exceeded during the regular season.

Stroud, get ready to speak Mandarin. You'll badly need to learn it in less than a handful of years. Your one-way ticket to the Chinese National Football League is all but guaranteed! The Ben Simmons of football, all said and done.
 
VorpalAnvil- said:
Regarding alot of comments the past couple of pages about Stroud, afaik HOU brought in a new Offensive system/coordinator this season with the idea of turning Stroud into a proper QB and a timeline of 2-3 seasons. I think this season and especially this playoff game should make it clear that its a boondoggle of a project. Any Houston fans here have any more info about this?
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I actually think Demeco Ryans is a good coach, he's a defensive guy and that defense is fucking ridiculous. They don't disguise anything and just hammer your offense, nothing Drake threw came easy at all. I put most of the blame on CJ Stroud, dipshit should know how much time is on the playclock so your coach doesn't have to burn timeouts. Like if you're Ryans and you're in a field position game, taking a delay of game is killer. So I get >black QBs >black coaches is the meme, but I put most of that on CJ and not Ryans.
That punt at the end was dumb though lol.
 
CFC-12 said:
What a stupid decision. Even being way back on the field, what do you lose by going for it? You might lose by 19 instead of losing by 12? I don't care if you're on your own 1-yard line, punting that late in the game when you're losing by 12 is such a bitch move.
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Especially in a do or die game.
 
Dan of Steel said:
I actually think Demeco Ryans is a good coach, he's a defensive guy and that defense is fucking ridiculous. They don't disguise anything and just hammer your offense, nothing Drake threw came easy at all. I put most of the blame on CJ Stroud, dipshit should know how much time is on the playclock so your coach doesn't have to burn timeouts. Like if you're Ryans and you're in a field position game, taking a delay of game is killer. So I get >black QBs >black coaches is the meme, but I put most of that on CJ and not Ryans.
That punt at the end was dumb though lol.
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I generally agree, that D is world class. But its gonna be all for naught if they dont sort out thier QB/Offensive issues, and the chances of them getting a proper QB in Stroud's place are not good.
 
A couple of few times I've looked up what kind of blended American Stroud is because it's difficult to pin down and whenever this pops up it makes me laugh.

"In 2016, his father, Coleridge Bernard Stroud III, received a 38-years-to-life sentence after pleading guilty to kidnapping, carjacking and robbery in connection with a drug-related incident under California's three-strikes law"
 
Dan of Steel said:
I actually think Demeco Ryans is a good coach, he's a defensive guy and that defense is fucking ridiculous. They don't disguise anything and just hammer your offense, nothing Drake threw came easy at all. I put most of the blame on CJ Stroud, dipshit should know how much time is on the playclock so your coach doesn't have to burn timeouts. Like if you're Ryans and you're in a field position game, taking a delay of game is killer. So I get >black QBs >black coaches is the meme, but I put most of that on CJ and not Ryans.
That punt at the end was dumb though lol.
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VorpalAnvil- said:
I generally agree, that D is world class. But its gonna be all for naught if they dont sort out thier QB/Offensive issues, and the chances of them getting a proper QB in Stroud's place are not good.
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They must address OL and WR in the offseason. Give Stroud 1 year behind a better O-Line, then make the decision. The writing may already be on the wall, though.
 
Wallace said:
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Suffer, journoswine.
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I don't usually listen to the half time show but I happened to listen to the one for this game. Ryan Clark was having a meltdown at the thought of benching Stroud. I know he's retarded and a race baiter but I was still taken back. The guy has thrown 4 ints in the first half and has looked terrible for weeks. The thought of benching Stroud shouldn't cause a chimpout, it's the logical conclusion. He was trying to claim Stroud has carried the team for years which is hilarious to say. Their defense is scoring as much as their offense and the only reason they are winning games. Total analyst death.
 
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