The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
So, clearly the guy that came out and said he didnt vote for Belichick because they could only vote many so guys in through the senior/coach/contributor category and these other guys deserved to get it in was full of shit, because they had three spots to fill and only Roger Craig got in.
 
New unfounded conspiracy: they're making both wait until they enshrine Thomas Edward Brady Jr in.
 
Generally a lot of "no duh" end of the year awards.
Slightly alarmed Stafford only beat Maye by 1 vote (and whoever the homers are who voted for Herbert and Allen, lol), glad JSN beat out Puka for OPOY, Garrett as DPOY is a no duh. Tetairoa as OROY is a good pick, pretty miffed the Browns linebacker whose name I can't spell beat out Emmanwori for DROY.

Nogg said:
So, clearly the guy that came out and said he didnt vote for Belichick because they could only vote many so guys in through the senior/coach/contributor category and these other guys deserved to get it in was full of shit, because they had three spots to fill and only Roger Craig got in.
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Outside of Craig, where it is actually kind of insane he wasn't already a HOFer, the leading candidates that guy was campaigning for were Ken Anderson (Joe Burrow before it was cool) and LC Greenwood (yeah it's not egregious or anything to have 80% of the Steel Curtain in the HOF)
 
Squanto Airi said:
Matty Stafford won MVP.
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One thing I noticed about him, he's only 37, and his beard is going gray.

Is it just me, or does this seem to be happening much younger to Millennials than it did to the Boomers?

Many guys I know are in their 30's and have gray in their beards.
 
Never watched this dork before, but he makes a pretty good case for EPA being a more reliable metric than traditional stats for teams/QBs. Pretty interesting if you've never bothered to figure out what the hell EPA was exactly (me).
 
Absolutego said:
Generally a lot of "no duh" end of the year awards.
Slightly alarmed Stafford only beat Maye by 1 vote (and whoever the homers are who voted for Herbert and Allen, lol), glad JSN beat out Puka for OPOY, Garrett as DPOY is a no duh. Tetairoa as OROY is a good pick, pretty miffed the Browns linebacker whose name I can't spell beat out Emmanwori for DROY.


Outside of Craig, where it is actually kind of insane he wasn't already a HOFer, the leading candidates that guy was campaigning for were Ken Anderson (Joe Burrow before it was cool) and LC Greenwood (yeah it's not egregious or anything to have 80% of the Steel Curtain in the HOF)
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Roger Craig only had a couple of seasons where he was great. The rest of the time he was either hurt or mid. But I guess now the hall is for putting all the pre-free agency dynasties in even though several of the players don't belong.
 
They got Packers legend and P90X program drop-out Eddie Lacie on an extreme DUI charge. Ex-NFL booze cruisers are the most oppressed minority.
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Lacy entered his plea over a year after he was initially booked on seven charges. He entered a guilty plea to the extreme DUI charge with a BAC greater than or equal to .20, which is a misdemeanor. The city attorney, in turn, agreed to dismiss the six other charges in the case...
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Cops say they eventually instructed the NFL vet out of his ride and got him to take a breathalyzer, which returned a result of .325.
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I thought extreme DUI was a stupid term, but .35 is proper wasted and he's a large guy with a lot of blood. That's a proper bender
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
How did he get that much alcohol in his system? I didn't think you could get that drunk at the Chinese Buffet
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Wait, he was coming home from a Chinese Buffet? The ones around here don't even serve alcohol, too much of a headache for the licensing/too much waitstaff required to bother.
Maybe the dude pre and post-gamed.
 
Pats will win because it will piss everyone off and I need the laugh. That said, no way am I watching this shit tomorrow. All the sports leagues say dumb lefty shit for whatever reason, but putting Fag Bunny as the halftime act is just anti-American. No way am I giving ratings to a sport that actively shits on me and my country.

False Emprah said:
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What a tubby bastard.
 
Zaryiu2 said:
also weird to think that in less than 24 hours there will be a NFL champion
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Go out to your friend's place and drink a beer or two and celebrate a damn solid season in the NFL. Appreciate this sport for what it is.

Throw out the stat sheets

Throw out the expectations

Watch some fucking football and call Bad Bunny a Spick-Fag for me when he performs!
 
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