The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Quijibo69]

NFL brought out some 50 year old lesbians to perform I see.

Green Day/Lesbains same thing

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Of course this site is taking a shit right when I want to shitpost about the biggest sporting event of the year.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Nothing says “punk rock” quite like performing during the most advertised TV show in the world.

 

[Quijibo69]

Ad for mother fucking. No joke! Chris Chan approves.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Nothing says “punk rock” quite like performing during the most advertised TV show in the world.

Green Day stopped being punk over twenty years ago. They’re only edgy if you live in a universe where it’s still 2004.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Nothing says “punk rock” quite like performing during the most advertised TV show in the world.

"You go Green Day! You're singing American Idiot and fighting Trump just like you did BushHitler! You're reliving your glory days like the Boomers out on day trips from the nursing home at the No Kings rallies!"

Also I notice so many players aren't college grads that they just list their hometowns in their intros instead of their colleges. I always found it kinda irrelevant to say what college a guy played for 10 years ago was, but it's pretty indicative of how fast they skip school to go right into the NFL is now.

 

[Quijibo69]

Singing hair pubes? These ads look at the Jesus foot washing ad a few years ago and said "Hold my beer".

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Oh thank God we're doing America The Beautiful instead of that retarded black national anthem. That song is long and terrible.

Although America The Beautiful isn't needed. We only need the anthem.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

God hates me.

God hates me.

He hates all falcons fans

 

[JambledUpWords]

Oh thank God we're doing America The Beautiful instead of that retarded black national anthem. That song is long and terrible.

Although America The Beautiful isn't needed. We only need the anthem.

I wish they’d have a choir sing “Battle Hymn of the Republic.” Sadly, it’s too religious sounding for the people that manage NFL entertainment

 

[Kermit the Frog]

My Stone Cold Super Lock of the Super Century of the Super Bowl
Seahawks 27
Patriots 20

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Although America The Beautiful isn't needed. We only need the anthem.

We needed to honor that black woman's purple haired majesty

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I love how they make a big deal about the sign language guy and then never show him. It's such performative bullshit.

 

[Quijibo69]

This is already the halftime show? Time flies

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Although America The Beautiful isn't needed. We only need the anthem.

We needed to honor that black woman's purple haired majesty

 

[CapricornusRex]

WTf 1 jet for the flyover?

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Green Day stopped being punk over twenty years ago. They’re only edgy if you live in a universe where it’s still 2004.

More like 1994, but yes.

Oh thank God we're doing America The Beautiful instead of that retarded black national anthem. That song is long and terrible.

Although America The Beautiful isn't needed. We only need the anthem.

They did the negro anthem, it was just a bit earlier when no one was watching.

 

[threat]

who the FUCK is charlie puth

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Lighting a football on fire, something symbolic about the NFL there...

 

[Dave.]

Who should I be rooting for? Who’s the most chudly pick for the Super Bowl this year?