The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

lol their list of captains was wrong

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Oh good of Joe Montana to dress up

 

[threat]

MANLET RAGE UNLEASHED

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Who should I be rooting for? Who’s the most chudly pick for the Super Bowl this year?

Eh, if you’re betting, Seahawks is favored to win. Otherwise, just have fun and avoid fistfights with the family.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Oh good of Joe Montana to dress up

He looks so old and frail now. Time needs to slow down.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Montana over here like "I ain't wearing a fucking suit"

 

[Dave.]

Eh, if you’re betting, Seahawks is favored to win. Otherwise, just have fun and avoid fistfights with the family.

I’m a cursed omen when it comes to gambling so not this time.

 

[CapricornusRex]

Montana over here like "I ain't wearing a fucking suit"

He actually got hit during his career, and look how much shorter he is than Peyton. That man probably struggles to comb his hair in the morning.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

"What if Steve Spielberg made Signs?"

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

"You go Green Day! You're singing American Idiot and fighting Trump just like you did BushHitler! You're reliving your glory days like the Boomers out on day trips from the nursing home at the No Kings rallies!"

My only contribution to a potential politics derail - it really sucks that we haven’t gotten shit for good Punk Rock out of either Trump term.

Who should I be rooting for? Who’s the most chudly pick for the Super Bowl this year?

I’m going Sam Darnold specifically, then the Seahawks in general, followed by Space Rock.

Also I think they missed a trick not letting Brady do commentary this year, but he might be tempted to come out of retirement depending on what he sees, so I get it. Least his Bad Commentary is more him going on autistic tangents.

 

[Quijibo69]

"What is Steve Spielberg made Signs?"

He's just making a movie about how the Epstein files scare him.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Too fucking easy. I'm gonna be rage quitting at half time, I think.

 

[FootballBuff]

Montana over here like "I ain't wearing a fucking suit"

Im pretty sure he's more dressed up in that fucking ad for FanDuel. He can at least dress up if he's gonna FUCK my parlay like that by tossing heads.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Who should I be rooting for? Who’s the most chudly pick for the Super Bowl this year?

I'm rooting for seahawks because I like there weird green highlights and because fuck the patriots.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

Hey, a team taking the fucking points in the first half.

Take fucking notes, literally every other coach. Analytics Nerds are clearly wrong about going for it.

 

[FootballBuff]

Patriot Bros, BossmanJack is with us!

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

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Patriot Bros, BossmanJack is with us!

I'm looking forward to the crashout when they get their assholes blown out

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Hey, a team taking the fucking points in the first half.

Take fucking notes, literally every other coach. Analytics Nerds are clearly wrong about going for it.

Nah that's pussy shit, always go in 4th, fuck yourself over to make it more exciting

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Brought to you by Michelob Ultra Zero Non-Alcoholic beer? Man this really is gay.

 

[Theroseboy11]

If the Patriots lose, I'll put the blame fully on Jack