The nut thread - Talk about what kind of nuts you like to put in your mouth

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I could eat, drink, and shit cashews for the rest of my life and be fine until I'm not because I only ate, drank, and shat cashews.

Scratch This Nut said:
Pecans are good.
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But do you scratch them before eating? Is that the trick to nut perfection?
 
Almonds and walnuts.

Anything else is inferior and must be purged....ok cashews and peanuts are okay too I guess
 
Sprig of Parsley said:
They make ricin from some part of the cashew plant, don't they?
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No, but the seed case of the cashew (which is holey like corrugated cardboard) contains a highly corrosive oil that natives South Americans have used for tattoo.

My nuts: pine-nut and honey-glazed walnut
 
I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.
 
I like almonds and pecans.

I also eat peanuts, in the shell.
 
geewizz said:
Honey roasted peanuts are the best. @Golly would agree.
Then I'd say pistachios and pecans.
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This is cashew erasure and I won't stand for it. Go sit on your mountain of honey roasted peanuts while I bask in the glory of Cashew Castle.

I'll visit you though. Honey roasted peanuts are still pretty bomb.
 
Golly said:
This is cashew erasure and I won't stand for it. Go sit on your mountain of honey roasted peanuts while I bask in the glory of Cashew Castle.

I'll visit you though. Honey roasted peanuts are still pretty bomb.
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Sorry, Peanut mountain doesn't have any room for deluded whores. Enjoy your castle of lies.
 
Pecans, peanuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, and most of all the mighty pistachio. I like them pretty evenly barring the pistachio, with my preference being pecans or peanuts.

I one day wish to try macadamia nuts.
 
There is a disturbing lack of interest in sunflower seeds in America. Worst part is that most the US brands have weird ass flavors. All you need is salt. They are really good for quitting smoking and the fidget spinner types because they give you something to do compulsively with your hands and mouth.

11/10 Would eat again!

Adamska said:
Pecans, peanuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, and most of all the mighty pistachio. I like them pretty evenly barring the pistachio, with my preference being pecans or peanuts.

I one day wish to try macadamia nuts.
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Ever try salt and pepper pistachios? Trader Joe's sells them and I can inhale them by the bag.
 
Shaved Kiwis said:
Ever try salt and pepper pistachios? Trader Joe's sells them and I can inhale them by the bag.
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Nope, just salted.

Also I've had sunflower seeds a few times as a kid. They weren't bad if I remember right, but I clearly didn't care for them too much given I don't really eat them.
 
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