The officialsonichu.com website

[herefortheactualthreads]

the end is near. also theres no difference between those 2 pictures.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

These geniuses are seriously trying to sell copyrighted music for which the copyright is owned by major corporations like Sony, Warner, and Disney on their store?

Like Destiny's Child (A)
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Backstreet Boys (A)
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Beauty & the Beast Soundtrack (A)
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Space Jam Soundtrack (A)
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Who the fuck even has a cd player anymore? My PC doesn't even have a disc tray.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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Chris: I am also physically strong

Oh no, not this again..

 

[Nitro!]

Even in his idealized self-portrait he still has the troon tube tits. Rare moment of self-reflection?

 

[Ammyterasu]

I would like to know who made his website, bc it seems competently made
Did he commission it on fiver or smthhg?

It's made through Shopify, sites like that are pretty easy to set up and customize. I'm sure Caden did it for him.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

If Youtube taught me anything, it's that Chris is gonna get FRIED for this.

Those people on Youtube aren't highly protected speds though. Assuming anything even comes of this, my money's on Chris once again being handled with kid gloves.

 

[King Kiwi]

Shattered glass universe...

I knew there was a reason I had to change my name.

 

[Aljam]

Chris made a website hawking off relics at a high price!

https://officialsonichu.com

 

[SlobberKnocker]

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck this whole time?

Relevant screencaps and archive link for those of you who don’t want to give him clicks. Forgive my mobilefaggotry.

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"and don't get me started" had me chuckling to myself

 

[Lokenstien]

Chris Chan is coming for the copyright cabal.

 

[Bloodrage]

He claims to be getting married.

Again? Isn't Mewtwo enough for his desires?

 

[Executive Petrel]

Screw it, 10/1 he's talking about Barb.

Sick pig. Damn I don't know man maybe he's not but he seems in incredibly high spirits even if he does look like trash.

Darktriadmaxxing gets em wet.

 

[AngelicPanzer]

Again? Isn't Mewtwo enough for his desires?

Nothing will ever fulfill his desires

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Results of Prophecy, aside with results as they may be, because that moment has already well passed in this manifestation set with that almost two years where I was not around to be picked on like those toxic ones before the fact did.

This stupid fucking idiot is allowed to drive a car.

 

[bush911]

These geniuses are seriously trying to sell copyrighted music for which the copyright is owned by major corporations like Sony, Warner, and Disney on their store?

Like Destiny's Child (A)
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Backstreet Boys (A)
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Beauty & the Beast Soundtrack (A)
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Space Jam Soundtrack (A)
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Chris should try selling King Crimson CDs.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Chris should try selling King Crimson CDs.

21st century schizoid troon?

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris should try selling King Crimson CDs.

That'd send him feds straight away. He's probably gonna get IPR on his ass anyway.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He claims to be getting married.

I don't buy it for a second until I see a marriage license or wedding planner.

 

[knux]

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck this whole time?

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Good grief. Imagine being the person having to go through these schizo ramblings to type up and put on the website.

Delusions of godhood and being a super-human aside, this sounds a lot like the Chris I remember.
He hasn't changed at all. To me it's clear he's being kept on a tight leash so he doesn't act out, but the ego and everything else that makes Chris is all still there.

 

[Aljam]

That'd send him feds straight away. He's probably gonna get IPR on his ass anyway.

he's already selling his mixtapes of other albums. They should already be on his ass because I'm not paying over 100 sheckles for some scratched cdrs. Is he desperate for hormones or something? High balling it pretty high on some of these items from his collection. What demons lie in the other cursed items?