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[Terrorist]

I am sorry. We have all failed.
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The Commercialised Saga is in full swing. All of the videos are hyper boring promos of Etsy and shitty lets plays, and now we have this...
Caden Peck has won.
This is no longer a lolcow. It's Assassin's Creed.

MELTED CRAPPED LEGOS

 

[Friedchickenfan]

MELTED CRAPPED LEGOS

Funny how that melted lego statue embodies his life, destroyed by the dumb decisions he and his parents made.

 

[Oil Olive]

MELTED CRAPPED LEGOS

People probably buy aquarium rocks from him, why not some melted trash right?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I don't buy it for a second until I see a marriage license or wedding planner.

The last part makes me think she’s about as real as Sonichu:

And I am also to be wed with my one destined and personally chosen partner of the 1218 Half of this Earth as prophesized in my dreams and even within the pages I have written and drawn so far.

Although if that is the case it might foreshadow a Lovequest part 2..

MELTED CRAPPED LEGOS

What is with these photos?

Chris looks like he’s on the verge of tears or being held hostage by Al Qaeda or something:



I’m sure it’s just whatever drugs he’s on but Chris looks terrible.

 

[D is for Stupid]

The last part makes me think she’s about as real as Sonichu:

Although if that is the case it might foreshadow a Lovequest part 2..

What is with these photos?

Chris looks like he’s on the verge of tears or being held hostage by Al Qaeda or something:
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I’m sure it’s just whatever drugs he’s on but Chris looks terrible.

Looks like caden is forcing him to sell his prized possessions. I think both are about to lose the house and/or Caden's savings is drying up.

I actually started to feel bad, this is all classic Chris shit. These are the artifacts that became the intriguing retard that we all knew. Then I remembered he raped his mother.

Chris is dead.

All I see is a balding tranny mother fucker who should be jail for his actions or under a bridge. Teflon tard he is indeed.

ANYWAY, Call me mati, but who ever buys this shit, I hope your house burns down on top of you.

 

[Bob Barbas]

Chris looks like he’s on the verge of tears or being held hostage by Al Qaeda or something:

 

[A Grey Cat]

regarding the melted lego is that all that remains of his lego model of Manchester high? It must be why he looks so depressed here. That lego Manchester high with the insomaniac as principal, and his lego gal pals is the only memory of a false paradise he had.

 

[Maple]

Shattered glass universe...

I knew there was a reason I had to change my name.

This is one of the more interesting and disturbing things Chris came up with post-jail; an explanation for himself on why he has memories of doing what he did to Barb while also claiming innocence. That another Chris in another universe did it and he only has those memories because [insert god complex/multiverse/merge shit here]. I do wonder if he has actually deluded himself into believing he's innocent, considering his current mental state.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The last part makes me think she’s about as real as Sonichu:

Although if that is the case it might foreshadow a Lovequest part 2..

What is with these photos?

Chris looks like he’s on the verge of tears or being held hostage by Al Qaeda or something:
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I’m sure it’s just whatever drugs he’s on but Chris looks terrible.

How is he still all greasy? It hasn't been hot in that area so it's not like he's sitting around in some humid heat. These pictures look half assed and like something Chris took in five minutes after Caden had been yelling at him for two hours about not getting shit done.

 

[giga sapling]

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck this whole time?

Relevant screencaps and archive link for those of you who don’t want to give him clicks. Forgive my mobilefaggotry.
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I think this is what you call late-stage insanity.

 

[Spergichu]

Shattered glass universe...

I knew there was a reason I had to change my name.

This is one of the more interesting and disturbing things Chris came up with post-jail; an explanation for himself on why he has memories of doing what he did to Barb while also claiming innocence. That another Chris in another universe did it and he only has those memories because [insert god complex/multiverse/merge shit here]. I do wonder if he has actually deluded himself into believing he's innocent, considering his current mental state.

The funny thing is that if a "Shattered Glass Chris" actually did exist, he would be a productive member of society with a loving wife and kids who would be horrified by the thought of taking a knife to his taint or having sex with his mother.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

He claims to be getting married.

Has Flutter really been taking his Bent Duck this whole time?

Relevant screencaps and archive link for those of you who don’t want to give him clicks. Forgive my mobilefaggotry.
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so, who is the lucky lady? An imaginary friend, Borb or Flutter?

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

MELTED CRAPPED LEGOS

normally Chris and his dirty stuff looks like crap but....this is A NEW LOW

Chris is dead.

All I see is a balding tranny mother fucker who should be jail for his actions or under a bridge. Teflon tard he is indeed.

ANYWAY, Call me mati, but who ever buys this shit, I hope your house burns down on top of you.

Chris has always be stupid but gosh, that sweat and hairy face is not really "lady-like" at least try you (mother)fucker, he´s like the guy who abuses his elderly parents and buys guitars, not even a minuscule effort on "passing"

 

[Lokenstien]

Chris looks like he’s on the verge of tears or being held hostage by Al Qaeda or something:

If you were forced to sell scarred religious items just to make a living I'm sure you would sound like a bitter jihadist as well.

 

[Ammyterasu]

MELTED CRAPPED LEGOS

That's just how a neovagina looks like.

 

[The Lawgiver]

This is one of the more interesting and disturbing things Chris came up with post-jail; an explanation for himself on why he has memories of doing what he did to Barb while also claiming innocence. That another Chris in another universe did it and he only has those memories because [insert god complex/multiverse/merge shit here]. I do wonder if he has actually deluded himself into believing he's innocent, considering his current mental state.

SO uh... like the sonic archie alt timeline cucking arc but drug induced cope/delusions.

The funny thing is that if a "Shattered Glass Chris" actually did exist, he would be a productive member of society with a loving wife and kids who would be horrified by the thought of taking a knife to his taint or having sex with his mother.

"This is all a trick... YOU have been trolled"

God, if only...
wait he's got shades like the evil sonic here oh god oh fu-

Delusions of godhood and being a super-human aside, this sounds a lot like the Chris I remember.
He hasn't changed at all. To me it's clear he's being kept on a tight leash so he doesn't act out, but the ego and everything else that makes Chris is all still there.

It's buried under nightmare amount of drugs and carryover made up LARP shit from the idea guys era, but there's still a glimmer of the fucking asshole we all know and love under there which makes it sadder seeing him like this. Like yeah he's fucking god awful and he isnt gonna learn shit but fuck man it hurts. Especially knowing the people that were just goofing around pissing him off now get framed like the reason he's like this now. Nobody learned jack shit, they jst go "oh no! TOXIC TROLLS made a POOR AUTISTIC TRANSWOMAN crazy!" COMPLETELY ignoring the fact that it's thepeople that approached him when the spotlight was off him that made him into this fucking incest commiting schizobabble spewing creature.

Looks like caden is forcing him to sell his prized possessions. I think both are about to lose the house and/or Caden's savings is drying up.

I actually started to feel bad, this is all classic Chris shit. These are the artifacts that became the intriguing retard that we all knew. Then I remembered he raped his mother.

Chris is dead.

All I see is a balding tranny mother fucker who should be jail for his actions or under a bridge. Teflon tard he is indeed.

ANYWAY, Call me mati, but who ever buys this shit, I hope your house burns down on top of you.

It's idea guys 2 basically, ironically the idea guys were where this "merge" and "goddess" shit started too. Chris back in the day was NOT the kind of guy that'd even think of fucking his mom and he certainly wouldn'tpull all this fucking actual god claiming shit. I sometimes wonder if he was on drugs when the idea guys shit happened too because like even a few years back when that was going down it was all fucking weird and wrong feeling.

 

[Yamamura]

This website reminds me of those of those fake sites you'd find in a GTA game on the in-game web browser.

 

[Kosher Dill]

https://officialsonichu.com/products/melted-school

I didn't realize Chris rebuilt the melted Lego high school

Once upon a time this would have been art, but now it's just motherfucker memorabilia. It's a fine line, apparently.

 

[King Kiwi]

https://officialsonichu.com/products/melted-school

I didn't realize Chris rebuilt the melted Lego high school

Once upon a time this would have been art, but now it's just motherfucker memorabilia. It's a fine line, apparently.

How do you rebuild something that's melted?

 

[snowdunes]

> selling copyrighted bootleg CDs
> "activate windows"

Get this man to download FL Studio, I want to see him enter the nigger rap game hustle arc.