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I am not surprised he has a website again but more like the products that he is selling.
For the housefire stuff he must have returned to branchland and met with Barb again, or it was just a one time visit to get his "Essentials" back.
 
SwanSwanson said:
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Wha.. what's the difference between these two medallions? Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu prime and Chris Westen Chandler are both the same person.
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The style in which the Sonichu medallion has changed reminds me of the artist Louis Wain, as known as the schizo cat painter. The more the schizophrenia affected Wain, the cat in which he painted was affected. With Chris, he's making Sonichu's eyes wide like a mid-stage Wain painting.

Early Wein painting/CWC medallion​
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Mid-stage CWC/Wein Painting​
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Call me crazy, but judge for yourself.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Chris writing music is imo one of the only criminally unexplored aspects of his cowdom left. His shitty rewrites of songs (at least, when he's not trying to be funny) remain some of his funniest bullshit to this day. The idea of Chris actually trying to write a song with backing track and all is fucking hilarious to me. If Praetor made Chris write and record an album/EP with a cheapo DAW he has no experience in, that alone would take them out of the shit tier of trolls for me.
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I agree, Chris singing with his deaf tone and his shit 5 year old lyrics are comedy gold, why lolcows don´t do that? it´s hilarious
A Grey Cat said:
Caden was formerly a member of prateor right? That group at times did feel like they were mocking Chris and dumbass was too dense to realize it. From the try hard opening to their sermon they rented an empty room for Chris to give It to the sonichu animated opening ILJ made to now this. Caden letting people spam a fan art section with everything but the obvious drawings people want to submit.
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Chris has always being super dense so surely Caden is trolling, you have to be very obvious to make Chris mad, like you know, the ads on the CWCki saga
bush911 said:
literally me

Imagine being so greedy you sue little girls for singing Taylor Swift songs.
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that´s something that disney can do
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Again, this is all calculated.
Caden Peck knows that none of these people care of what Chris has become, they simply care for what he was.
This is why Caden isolates him from any harm using Flutter and direct coersion. He simply does not want another 8/1.
If anything or anyone is cursed, it's him.
The CD burning thing can take him down, but I have attempted to do so for a while now. Hell, my expose of Caden happened almost 11 months ago and, despite my best attempts to find a way to take him down a peg, he is still out there, coercing Chris to do his bidding.
Hell, I made a post on the Random Chris Updates giving proof on Caden being a host of the website/coacher and manipulator/reader of Kiwi Farms.
I wished for his downfall for a while, hell, his influence was seen all the way in 2020 and it was not a positive one.
While I and the many others have released a ton of Caden stuff, including that one fellow that released his SSN and which got attributed to me by basically anyone, we barely even know what the internal structure of Praetor is like. There's no group like Watchmen or Guard Dogs to assist in that. He is still out there, making a living out of a lolcow that has been drained for a long time and what he believes to be milk is just piss.
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Zeus, that link is blocked.
 
Judas Connor Moon said:
The style in which the Sonichu medallion has changed reminds me of the artist Louis Wain, as known as the schizo cat painter. The more the schizophrenia affected Wain, the cat in which he painted was affected. With Chris, he's making Sonichu's eyes wide like a mid-stage Wain painting.

Early Wein painting/CWC medallion​
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Mid-stage CWC/Wein Painting​
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Call me crazy, but judge for yourself.
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It's not the same because the cats were made by hand, while these sonichu medallions were made from a press mold provided by praetor. there was a video where chris showed it off a while back when he came back to youtube again. too tired to scour all footage to find the clip right now, but originally the ones made by chris actually looked unique. At least the eyes are (almost) right on the fucking things now lmao.
Basically you're paying a premium for knowing the TRUE and HONEST creator of sonichu supposedly worked the shitty mold like your personal slave or whatever.
 
I personally can't feature Chris getting married. And if it did happen, I can't feature it lasting very long or children coming from it. And if by some unholy, beshitted miracle he does ever father children they will likely be some mutant abomination of just a stumpy torso with no arms or legs (possibly small flipper appendages), a head with no neck, odd number of eyes, and completely nonverbal. Just a screaming, squalling, inarticulate plank of a creature whose every waking moment is one of abject misery.
 
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Who the fuck is buying this garbage to justify buying a mcmansion solely for housing the retard producing it?
Fucking hell, maybe there's a virgin market of Shoenice's empty Drano bottles worth hundreds of thousands.
 
demicolon said:
Who the fuck is buying this garbage to justify buying a mcmansion solely for housing the retard producing it?
Fucking hell, maybe there's a virgin market of Shoenice's empty Drano bottles worth hundreds of thousands.
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Caden bought it with drug money, that's the only explanation
 
The Dude said:
I personally can't feature Chris getting married. And if it did happen, I can't feature it lasting very long or children coming from it. And if by some unholy, beshitted miracle he does ever father children they will likely be some mutant abomination of just a stumpy torso with no arms or legs (possibly small flipper appendages), a head with no neck, odd number of eyes, and completely nonverbal. Just a screaming, squalling, inarticulate plank of a creature whose every waking moment is one of abject misery.
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Looks like chris is gonna be involved with surrogates and artisem again...only this time it's him and cabbage patch who need a donor.

Despite what the tates, stontossers and Watsons of the internet say if flutter is only just 30 or so, sure the eggs aren't grade A ripe anymore, but they aren't as bad as the last egg barb had at mid to late 40 plus bobs near retirement age sperm. Really a surrogate would be needed because Chris's count is pretty much zapped and not coming back from the hrt thrashing be gave it 10 years ago.



Yes the tomgirl saga started almost exactly a decade ago, I'm just as amazed as anyone else he actually stuck to it and crossed almost every threshold.
 
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Ohh this website hurts to look at and has "graphic design is my passion" scribbled all over it in crayon and magic marker.
 
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