The Onion Problem

[sweater_supremacy]

are you still butthurt about the fact people responded to your other thread that was obvious bait by making a thread calling all furries pedophiles? making another bait thread wont go any better.

 

[Whatevermancer]

>he doesn't eat onions
That explains why you're so gay.

 

[Catler]

are you still butthurt about the fact people responded to your other thread that was obvious bait by making a thread calling all furries pedophiles? making another bait thread wont go any better.

My other thread wasn't bait, nor do I really care what other people say about furries or myself. Don't take the internet so seriously man, it'll give you a heart attack.

>he doesn't eat onions
That explains why you're so gay.
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Another reason never to go to poland.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Ogres are like onions

That may be the problem @Catler is noticing. Onions are too much like ogres?

 

[sweater_supremacy]

My other thread wasn't bait, nor do I really care what other people say about furries or myself.

and yet you went over there an got defensive about it, despite the fact you werent directly named you knew who it was refferring to and felt the impulse to respond.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I just finished eating several slices of an onion pizza. I also eat onion slices on my salads. Only a lunatic hates onions.

 

[Catler]

and yet you went over there an got defensive about it, despite the fact you werent directly named you knew who it was refferring to and felt the impulse to respond.

My dude I was directly linked to, that counts as being directly named lmao.

I just finished eating several slices of an onion pizza. I also eat onion slices on my salads. Only a lunatic hates onions.

At least on pizza they have the decency to get soft, but in salad? They'd be so icky and crunch, like a bug.

 

[Niggergante]

This actually isn't about them at all, it's about how gross onions are, how bad they feel in my mouth, and how one large chunk of onion can ruin a dish.

The fact that onions exist is the sign of an unloving god, the fact some people enjoy them is proof of demonic influence.

Have you considered that it is you who is evil and satanic? Onions are good.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Red onion is good on a tuna melt, to the point where you don't even need celery.

fite me

 

[sweater_supremacy]

Red onion is good on a tuna melt, to the point where you don't even need celery.

fite me

green onion is better

 

[Catler]

Red onion is good on a tuna melt

I don't like tuna either, it tastes yucky and fishy

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This may come as a shock to everyone in this near-spergatory thread, but @Catler didn’t really think this through. First of all, he’s focusing on one specific cultivar of the allium family, which also includes garlic, chives, leeks, and shallots to name a few. Second, many of these different varieties were selectively bred by modern humans into their current forms. Who knows if alliums back in the Garden of Eden were anything like they are now? Third, he completely ignores how they are consumed: a peach tree provides delicious fruit but eating the bark of the tree or it’s leaves is very unpleasant — does that make the peach plant an affront from god from the start? The fourth and final point, which kind of links back to the second point, is how plants changed (or how they were perceived) after Adam and Eve were ejected from the Garden of Eden. Some sources mention produce/plants tasting bitter and thorny outside the Garden, so perhaps that happened to the one species of allium OP singles out? Of course, this ignores arguments that the Garden of Eden is allegorical and should not be taken literally or believed at all (I explicitly avoided those arguments as they’re pretty Fedora-tipping and condescending to a religious audience).

TLDR: OP needs to think about this a little more.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Onions may be stinky, but OP is even stinkier.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

That may be the problem @Catler is noticing. Onions are too much like ogres?

Perhaps layers is his real problem after all.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Perhaps layers is his real problem after all.

That or maybe onions are trying to squeeze the jelly from OP’s eyes?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Oh shut the fuck up Catler, what the fuck do you even eat? Fucking kraft mac and cheese and french fries? You probably don't even eat vegetables to begin with, like a 5 year old.

Get outta here.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

How do you make good soup without onions or other alliums?

 

[Catler]

Fucking kraft mac and cheese and french fries

I used to eat kraft dinner but it got expensive, it's like 2$/box. Poutine is good, just the type of food a Catler needs.

You probably don't even eat vegetables to begin with

I like most veggies, but onions are a nope.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

At least on pizza they have the decency to get soft, but in salad? They'd be so icky and crunch, like a bug.

What salads are you eating? Good salads are supposed to be crunchy. Chop your own veggies instead of buying that bagged shit, dude.

I also hate milk almost as much as I hate onions.

YOU GOT WEAK ASS BONES MY NIGGA

 

[Catler]

YOU GOT WEAK ASS BONES MY NIGGA

They add calcium to everything these days, even orange juice, so not drinking milk doesn't matter much.

What salads are you eating? Good salads are supposed to be crunchy.

You have crunch and then you have red onion crunch. It's like the difference between the nice crunch of a fall leaf under foot vs the crunch of a millipede underfoot. The onion is overpowering to all the senses.