The Pickle Thread

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I can't believe this exists...

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It's a pickle cocksock!
 
If there was still active trolling, guaranteed Chris would post pics wearing it.
 
yeah, someone found it on ebay. Apparently cocksocks are a popular craft. Though, they aren't practical since you dick and nuts are supposed to be kepts cool in order to prevent impotence and increase sperm count.
 
I have a single dill pickle I bought at a grocery store a bit ago, it says it expires in January 2015.

Eat it now?
 
Aiko Heiwa said:
I have a single dill pickle I bought at a grocery store a bit ago, it says it expires in January 2015.

Eat it now?
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If you're hungry? Go for it.
 
Pickles are low in calories, you can eat it as a snack.
 
I love pickles. They're a great way to cleanse your palate if you're eating different stuff. They sell huge ass pickles you can munch on at the local Renn Faire, I like getting on there. I wish there were more places that sold like, a big pickle you could snack on.

Also I love them on subs. IMHO, a sub is ruined when it doesn't have pickles on it for me.

Finally:
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Aiko Heiwa said:
Fialovy said:
Pickles are low in calories, you can eat it as a snack.
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But should I cut it up into pieces or eat the whole damn thing at once?
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Whichever you prefer, they'll still taste the same.
 
Ever since I moved out here I've been a fan of Steinfeld and Nalley baby dills. Unfortunately I'm surprised they get to call them dills, since all I taste is the brine and garlic instead of dill.

Claussen pickles on the other hand, are excellent and I can actually taste the dill.
 
The "side" of pickles at the bar I'm at. (They're horseradish dill)


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I tried some of Vlasic's attempt to be organic and rustic. Farmer's Garden Something or Whatever was the flavor.. They were okay. I liked the addition of the sliced carrots, red peppers, and garlic cloves. I really loved the pickled garlic. :heart-full:

But my all-time favorite is Claussen. Best damn pickles ever. The perfect crunch, the perfect spices, the perfect flavor. Damn, I gotta get me a jar next payday.

I want to get into pickling. I'd thought about starting from scratch and growing my own cucumbers, but I think I'll take the easy route and start with "pre-grown" pickling stuff. Like garlic. (Oh, I can't get over that.)
 
Midnight Kissy Bull said:
I want to get into pickling. I'd thought about starting from scratch and growing my own cucumbers, but I think I'll take the easy route and start with "pre-grown" pickling stuff. Like garlic. (Oh, I can't get over that.)
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Man, back when my grandfather had a garden, he'd always pickle a few cucumbers from the garden.

so good
 
Midnight Kissy Bull said:
But my all-time favorite is Claussen. Best damn pickles ever. The perfect crunch, the perfect spices, the perfect flavor. Damn, I gotta get me a jar next payday.
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YESSS!!!! Those are my favorite too! I love them so much I'll even drink the brine!
 
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