Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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alright. i caved. i'm sorry, @Mayor Cody Travers
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I feel kind of bad for pooners honestly, they dress more normally and despite how piss focused they are i don't thing they want to creep on boys pissing in the bathroom.
FTM's on the other hand dress only in fetish or just straight up whore outfits and they can barely contain themselves from the idea of women pissing in the stall next to them. Their idea of how a woman should behave is those retarded brazzers ads. 0 sympathy at all for them.
 
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Tilapia said:
they consider repulsiveness in itself to be a masculine trait
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I mean.... Are they wrong
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
The FtM drag queens gives me an idea...

Little Mermaid. She sacrifices everything to get legs and become human. Once human she doesn't fit in anywhere. She joins a freak show where they bind her legs together and she acts like a mermaid. Then she reads to children at the library.
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Based.

The Lil Pooner needs to be a children's book like this too
 
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Frogget-me-not said:
But remember uwu you don’t need top surgery to be a valid Pooner. In fact you can even get breast implants and still be a soft gay man!

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That post is so insane I made a pooner of my own.
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To be honest, I wasnt going to read @Meiwaku 's post because it was too damn long and I was tired, but then I saw "My husband also ruined my boyfriend's birthday by inviting a transphobic"friend" he met through gun culture into our home while my boyfriend was there and repeatedly referred to me as his wife" as I scrolled past and I knew I just had to read it. What a good catch!
Today Im doing a private personalized service thing and the attendant assigned to me was a lil pooner. Was short (5'4"-5"), had gauges, smol round glasses, an Aiden voice, and so stereotypical feminine. Like gave me good tea recommendations and set my tea down so daintily feminine. I typically misgender trans service workers (especially MtFs, because what are they gonna do as the customer is always right), but this lil dood was so attentive and sweet I couldn't break her heart.

You'll get there, lil pooner!!

Edit: yea recommendations -> tea recommendations
 
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1440p Curved Monitor said:
Today Im doing a private personalized service thing and the attendant assigned to me was a lil pooner. Was short (5'4"-5"), had gauges, smol round glasses, an Aiden voice, and so stereotypical feminine. Like gave me good tea recommendations and set my tea down so daintily feminine. I typically misgender trans service workers (especially MtFs, because what are they gonna do as the customer is always right), but this lil dood was so attentive and sweet I couldn't break her heart.

You'll get there, lil pooner!!
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AmberHeardSupporter said:
Pooner art is funny in small doses, especially when you’re not expecting to see it, but looking at too much of this shit at once is definitely brainrotting. I genuinely feel like I’m looking at some zippertit in the throes of unironic feminine psychosis
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This is, in a weird morbid kind of way, part of the appeal for me.
 
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Inside your walls said:
I drew a pooner with the characters they usually have a weird fixation on and headcanon as trans on Tumblr/Twitter.
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Are pooners the ones who are obsessed with the 'tumblr sexy men', or is that another subculture? I am not up to date on my tumblr lore.
 
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Trans n' Pans. Why don't (especially) MtFs try and ship with them - some of whom are (confused but absolutely biological) women - instead of trying to make (really prefer real vagina, among other things) lesbians suck the gyrldique? Oh, that's right, I forgot. They get off by trying to shame them into "accidentally consenting."

Sorry for the derail, but that thought came to me while I was cooking chili.
 
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Any dream analysts wanna give this a go?
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L'il Pooner gets a date
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I think the comment associated with this one was something about "alternate pooner reality"
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Pooners are big rap fans
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This one horrifies me in ways the others haven't been able to. It's like it's an acknowledgement of body modifying surgery as an extreme form of self-harm.
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Femanon tardrages at high school freshmen in order to get her diary with her pooner doodles back
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Dood?
12/1/21
I started collecting pictures of pooners off 4chan and reddit. I'---- ---ly c----ring.
Oh no doods I don't think my bindy boi will last much longer....
1/19/22
I SAID BE MY GIRLFRIEND
The story itself is funny because it's so ridiculous, but then looking at the art and the captions is super depressing and concerning. Especially the first and last ones, a humiliating suicide and one where someone (almost certainly male) is holding a knife to the pooner's throat. Sure looks like a case of the sexual assault to trans pipeline.
(Like others have said, I feel pity toward teenage TIFs and only have disgust for AGPs. It's like watching them cry out for help and knowing no one is listening and they're encouraged to spiral further.)
 
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pooner has been living rent free in my head for the past week. I decided that the best way to celebrate pooner is by partaking in pooner art. Please enjoy this pooner comic I made.

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Gigachad pooner celebrates her rot dog installation by going to a bar to chill with the dudes. In this four-panel comic, see how she asserts her transmasc synthetic dominance by going against the grain of what men traditionally do at a sports bar. bravo pooner!
 

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gorororo said:
I feel pity toward teenage TIFs and only have disgust for AGPs. It's like watching them cry out for help and knowing no one is listening and they're encouraged to spiral further.
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I think it's because AGP's tend to be primarily motivated by a disgusting fetish, they are pushy, aggressive, sexually violent, and get aroused by shoving their foul behavior in people's faces. Pooners seem to be extremely disturbed and self loathing depressives with huge body shame issues and it often seems to originate from sexual trauma.
AGP's tend to have corrupted themselves through degenerate porn, they resemble Slaanesh worshippers that have fallen to Chaos and revel in how revolting they are, Pooners seem to be broken and scared little girls trying to feel safer by being Doods.
 
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