Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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A Pooner taught an AI about Pooners and then asked it for a poem, and it produced this.
Apparently the Cylons think Pooners are heccin' valid.
If this is legit AI is coming on so fast, it's likely that an AI will be able to pass as a True and Honest KingBroDood before the poor Pooners do.
Here are some comments from the Pooners of Reddit. Phone fagging so best I can do atm. I couldn't find the MtF AI poem mentioned in the comments but apparently the AI feels the same way about AGP's compared to Pooners as most posters on this thread,where it thinks Pooners are "cute little doods with big hearts" Skynet called AGP's "greasy faggots" :story: Tay maybe gone, but her spirit lives on.
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Pooner art is also extremely malebrained, I cannot think of an art style more malebrained. Which is another reason why I appreciate it, because it gived other trans men the malebrained male socialization that they most likely lacked in childhood
Dearest, most precious Aiden, making unhinged art that shows off how much of a "damaged, tortured soul" you are because "nobody truly understands" and glorifying/romanticizing/celebrating your own self destruction is the most female-brained thing in the world.
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She took the time to put a B&W filter over her cuts. Very artsy:cringe:

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Someone told me one of the reasons these are so visually disturbing is because they look like harlequin ichthyosis babies and I can't unthink this now.
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You'll get there L'il Pooner.
Fucking hell you may have a point.
Harlequin babies aren't cute though.
Pooners are kinda cute. Like ugly fish.
Thankfully the prognosis for Harlequin babies isn't always as grim as it appears, as modern treatments can often leave them more or less normal, it just looks horrifying at first.
The baby below was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis, but was sucessfully treated, and is from what I can see, a pretty cute and normal looking kid. Its a scary and painful condition but usually treatable.
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An early FTM in the 80s tried to live like a chichi man. She wrote a book about fisting and got AIDS. Before she died, she said something like “society wouldn’t let me live as a gay man, but I’m going to die like one”.

To which I say: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I log on and see this...

This particular pooner is in a relationship with a hon, so it's straight with extra steps.
 
The story about the Pooner who was "stealth" and didn't warn the girl she was fucking around with till the girl pulled down her underwear and saw the Pooners vile "T-Dick" like a clit kept in the Hospital basement at Chernobyl, is where I start to have a hard time feeling sympathy for these fucks.
That girl was probably traumatized to think this gross Pooner has been basically tricking her into homosexual acts.
I don't know wether I'd go as far as using the term "rape by deception" as it takes away from the true horror of actual rape, but its a fucking appalling breach of trust and act of supreme selfishness that troons jump through hoops to justify, but when you get right down for it behind all the excuses its purely because these fucking deviants place their lust for coom more highly than their partners right of consent.
Its also extremely stupid and one of the main reasons trannys find themselves the victims of assault.
If they don't warn a potential hookup and give them the right to make a choice to consent or not, and said hookup (often drunk) only finds out when they get a fistful of dick or a disgusting "T-Dick" shoved in their face, the troon has no one to blame but themselves if the person they were trying to trick into a homosexual act rages out and beats the shit out of them.


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Also when browsing Poonereddit, I found this
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Stephen Pooniverse?

And I rounded up a militaristic Pooner from the Sideshows thread.
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I will say Hon & Brick and Boymoder have been around wayyyy longer than pooner. Boymoder has been around at least pre-trump era.

See the following for historical context on Hon as it has one of our very own cows as "el demenio de la autoginefilia":

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Hon & Brick being the oldest. I had met some MTFs who taught me the words back in like 2013/2014 . I'm positive it's older than that though. Troon comes from Something Awful where it was a combo of "trans" and "goon".

I guess i need to make this on topic so I made a pooner/ zippertit of Elephant Dick the ugly twin
Imagine going back in time and showing one of the Spanish racial classification painters this beauty. Imagine the mixture of agony and ecstasy as he realizes his art still echoes so far into a hellish future.
there's something deeply unnerving about these. it's a kind of very uncomfortable horror, like a crawling sensation. i don't like looking at it, but the image remains alight in my mind's eye. i think i'll have unsettling dreams tonight. do you think cronenberg knows what a meme is?

edit: i just realised what it reminds me of. it's just like fluffy ponies. sorry if i'm late in making this comparison, which i feel i no doubt must be.
I get the same feeling reading this thread as I did while watching Crimes of the Future. The feeling that what you're viewing is something horrifically perverse but amplified because this isn't a movie. These are real people.

I think this quote from IT really nails what we feel when we see all of this troon nonsense.


"Offended, yes. It was the only word he could think of, and if he used it they would laugh—they liked him, he knew that, and they had accepted him as one of them, but they would still laugh. All the same, there were things that were not supposed to be. They offended any sane person's sense of order, they offended the central idea that God had given the earth a final tilt on its axis so that twilight would only last about twelve minutes at the equator and linger for an hour or more up where the Eskimos built their ice-cube houses, that He had done that and He then had said, in effect: "Okay, if you can figure out the tilt, you can figure out any damn thing you choose. Because even light has weight, and when the note of a trainwhistle suddenly drops it's the Doppler effect and when an airplane breaks the sound barrier that bang isn't the applause of the angels or the flatulence of demons but only air collapsing back into place. I gave you the tilt and then I sat back about halfway up the auditorium to watch the show. I got nothing else to say, except that two and two makes four, the lights in the sky are stars, if there's blood grownups can see it as well as kids, and dead boys are dead." You can live with fear, I think, Stan would have said if he could. Maybe not forever, but for a long, long time. It's offense you maybe can't live with, because it opens up a crack inside your thinking, and if you look down into it you see there are live things down there, and they have little yellow eyes that don't blink, and there's a stink down in that dark, and after awhile you think maybe there's a whole other universe down there, a universe where a square moon rises in the sky, and the stars laugh in cold voices, and some of the triangles have four sides, and some have five, and some of them have five raised to the fifth power of sides. In this universe there might grow roses which sing. Everything leads to everything, he would have told them if he could. Go to your church and listen to your stories about Jesus walking on the water, but if I saw a guy doing that I'd scream and scream and scream. Because it wouldn't look like a miracle to me. It would look like an offense."
 
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Imagine going back in time and showing one of the Spanish racial classification painters this beauty. Imagine the mixture of agony and ecstasy as he realizes his art still echoes so far into a hellish future.

I get the same feeling reading this thread as I did while watching Crimes of the Future. The feeling that what you're viewing is something horrifically perverse but amplified because this isn't a movie. These are real people.

I think this quote from IT really nails what we feel when we see all of this troon nonsense.


"Offended, yes. It was the only word he could think of, and if he used it they would laugh—they liked him, he knew that, and they had accepted him as one of them, but they would still laugh. All the same, there were things that were not supposed to be. They offended any sane person's sense of order, they offended the central idea that God had given the earth a final tilt on its axis so that twilight would only last about twelve minutes at the equator and linger for an hour or more up where the Eskimos built their ice-cube houses, that He had done that and He then had said, in effect: "Okay, if you can figure out the tilt, you can figure out any damn thing you choose. Because even light has weight, and when the note of a trainwhistle suddenly drops it's the Doppler effect and when an airplane breaks the sound barrier that bang isn't the applause of the angels or the flatulence of demons but only air collapsing back into place. I gave you the tilt and then I sat back about halfway up the auditorium to watch the show. I got nothing else to say, except that two and two makes four, the lights in the sky are stars, if there's blood grownups can see it as well as kids, and dead boys are dead." You can live with fear, I think, Stan would have said if he could. Maybe not forever, but for a long, long time. It's offense you maybe can't live with, because it opens up a crack inside your thinking, and if you look down into it you see there are live things down there, and they have little yellow eyes that don't blink, and there's a stink down in that dark, and after awhile you think maybe there's a whole other universe down there, a universe where a square moon rises in the sky, and the stars laugh in cold voices, and some of the triangles have four sides, and some have five, and some of them have five raised to the fifth power of sides. In this universe there might grow roses which sing. Everything leads to everything, he would have told them if he could. Go to your church and listen to your stories about Jesus walking on the water, but if I saw a guy doing that I'd scream and scream and scream. Because it wouldn't look like a miracle to me. It would look like an offense."
Well put. Sometimes when I see troons I wonder why the Hounds of Tindalos aren't slinking out of the corners of their rooms to drag them back into the darkness they crawled from. Offense is as good a way to put it as any, they're an affront against order, and there will be a price at some point for their arrogance in trying to force abomination to be the new norm.
 
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Genuinely every single person online who owns pet rats is an alt woman or a ftm. I can tell from that alone that this troon is of the very feminine variety.
I like rats just fine. I bet they even make some neat pets. But I have NEVER seen a SINGLE normal person who owns them. It's not just alts and tranny's, just genuinely insane people tend to own them.
Even reptile people are more san then rat owners.

If you meet a girl and she's into rats. RUN
 
I like rats just fine. I bet they even make some neat pets. But I have NEVER seen a SINGLE normal person who owns them. It's not just alts and tranny's, just genuinely insane people tend to own them.
Even reptile people are more san then rat owners.

If you meet a girl and she's into rats. RUN
She seems nice enough....
 
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A Pooner taught an AI about Pooners and then asked it for a poem, and it produced this.
Apparently the Cylons think Pooners are heccin' valid.
If this is legit AI is coming on so fast, it's likely that an AI will be able to pass as a True and Honest KingBroDood before the poor Pooners do.
Here are some comments from the Pooners of Reddit. Phone fagging so best I can do atm. I couldn't find the MtF AI poem mentioned in the comments but apparently the AI feels the same way about AGP's compared to Pooners as most posters on this thread,where it thinks Pooners are "cute little doods with big hearts" Skynet called AGP's "greasy faggots" :story: Tay maybe gone, but her spirit lives on.
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An early FTM in the 80s tried to live like a chichi man. She wrote a book about fisting and got AIDS. Before she died, she said something like “society wouldn’t let me live as a gay man, but I’m going to die like one”.

To which I say: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

That comic really hits on why I think the LGB movement is so reluctant to drop the T. If people start to realize the T is full of degenerate perverts, maybe they'll start looking closer at the LGB next.
 
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