Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

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Anyone else noticed how depressed looking the Blahaj is?
I noticed it the other day on the shredded remains of the one my dogs ripped up, but I thought maybe its because it had no stuffing, but even the new ones have this "just kill me" look to them, like somehow they know they've ended up as the icon for a perverted body mutilation cult.

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

If it wasn't for the brown iris I'd say they had pooner eyes.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

Taping tutorial. This is just unsettling.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Taping tutorial. This is just unsettling.

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The relentless gaze.

Pooners are every bit as psychotic and dangerous as MTFs. They just are less able to pull off acts of violence due to being 4'11.

 

[Male Idiot]

Taping tutorial. This is just unsettling.

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That looks uncannily like a school shooter gamma.

 

[StillSpergingOnTheNet]

Taping tutorial. This is just unsettling.

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Nice self harm scars on those upper arms, pooners are such a predictable bunch.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Nice self harm scars on those upper arms, pooners are such a predictable bunch.

They always have the permanent monotone look in their eyes. The restong bith face or lazy bitch face whatever its called. The dead stare of someone who is scrolling tumblr 24/7

 

[Procrastinhater]

The relentless gaze.

Pooners are every bit as psychotic and dangerous as MTFs. They just are less able to pull off acts of violence due to being 4'11.

Something that possibly makes them more dangerous if they totally snap.
A 6'4" Gorrilla hon like the Macho Ma'am can rage out and slap someone around, this isn't an option for the 5'1" Pooner, meaning if they choose violence they're more likely to use a firearm, like that freak that shot up the school.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Grindr's new logo to more accurately reflect their policies:

Bonus Pooner art found on Twitter:

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Neat, a demonstrably mentally fragile person enabling other mentally fragile people to do things that ultimately harms their body (and mind); who, on top of everything else, is being celebrated for the entirety of one of the best months of the year.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

A question just came to me:

Is there a pooner equivalent parody theme song that can be used to browsing themes memes like how Goodbye Horses has become for m2fs?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

A question just came to me:

Is there a pooner equivalent parody theme song that can be used to browsing themes memes like how Goodbye Horses has become for m2fs?

Constant Craving by KD Lang comes to mind but it's got too decent of a melody to deserve that fate.

Some kind of lesbian rage anthem from the 90s would be funny.

 

[Monolith]

A question just came to me:

Is there a pooner equivalent parody theme song that can be used to browsing themes memes like how Goodbye Horses has become for m2fs?

I vote Anthrax - I'm the Man.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

They always have the permanent monotone look in their eyes. The restong bith face or lazy bitch face whatever its called. The dead stare of someone who is scrolling tumblr 24/7

It's probably autism. Some autists make too much prolonged eye contact rather than too little, and they're hugely overrepresented in troons of both types.

A question just came to me:

Is there a pooner equivalent parody theme song that can be used to browsing themes memes like how Goodbye Horses has become for m2fs?

Detachable Penis for me.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

Just why?

Spoiler

 

[Space Police]

New pooners from u/kfcHUNTER3 on Reddit (A):

A hon skinwalking pooners:

Victim pooner:

Aiden the FtFemboy:

Spoiler: Islamic content ahead

Punk pooner:

Onlyfans pooner:

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Just why?

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those zipper tit scars arnt as bad as some ive seen. also doesn't seem to have a rot dog, i dont understand the pooners who get zipper tits but no rot dog. i guess it has to be a that the tits are a very feminine sign, even with clothing on and the fact that a functioning pussy is there for sexual pleasure and possibility of being a seahorse dad. still dont get it.
but that face is 100% fem, not even the slightest big of passing there. in fact the entire body just says woman. if she didnt get zipper tits and had longer hair she could be that 5/10 cute girl next door, but nah, the cult of troon got to her.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Just why?

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I've heard of nullos but was not mentally ready to see a bona fide blank crotch.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

I've heard of nullos but was not mentally ready to see a bona fide blank crotch.

My ex had a similar thing, her pubic bone was just massive, so her vagina was more "underneath" than usual.

 

[StillSpergingOnTheNet]

I didn't expect to see old snip snoop show up here,but she is looking as tarded as ever and has still failed to get a rise out of mommy and daddy, Milo is just sad at this point.

She has a thread for those interested, be warned there are more nudes and they are just beyond bizarre.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/natalie-nady-stewart-milo-stewart-quinby-stewart.20856/