Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Flaming_Barghast]

i like the kiwi on the head (does this pooner suffer from head kiwis?) i also like the pizza keychain, though it doesn't look nearly disgusting enough to be a certified null pizza .

There, certified @Null gross pipza.

Wait I can

Spoiler

fix her

make it better!

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Here's the whole set of pooners used for the gif in my previous post

Very nice work, I hope that my crummy Conan pooner edit does not offend you.

What is best in life?
Grilling with the boys, to see children mowed down before you and to hear the lamentation of their mothers.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I made it better.

 

[Poonocchio]

I couldn't say no to this request
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She's wonderful.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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I made it better.

The kiwi is crying

 

[Inside your walls]

Very nice work, I hope that my crummy Conan pooner edit does not offend you.
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What is best in life?
Grilling with the boys, to see children mowed down before you and to hear the lamentation of their mothers.

I am impressed that you managed to make an edit out of my pic,
it must have been a pain in the ass to remove some elements.

But if anyone else wants to create their own dood
here's the template for that

Spoiler: Base/Template

 

[CrispyLegs]

Damn, I wish Flash dress up games were still a thing!

 

[Zopicloned]

I can't be the only one who finds pooners strangely endearing, right? Honestly a lot of this thread made me sad, so many of the doods seem to be suffering from trauma and it reminds me a lot of the Greek myth about the pooner hero, Caeneus.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I can't be the only one who finds pooners strangely endearing, right? Honestly a lot of this thread made me sad, so many of the doods seem to be suffering from trauma and it reminds me a lot of the Greek myth about the pooner hero, Caeneus.

Spoiler: Endearing

You say endearing. I say whiny. TEHO

 

[Zopicloned]

Sorry I should clarify I meant the drawings, they're weirdly cute. Tifs? Depends how long they've been on T (preferably not at all), that acne gets brutal real quick.

Spoiler: Endearing

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You say endearing. I say whiny. TEHO

I don't understand why anyone would cry about muh misgendering, whilst... no attempt is being made at HRT. Should we start calling all tomboys he/him?

 

[Strangolapreti]

I still don't understand one thing:
If a pooner fucks a female/male ally with their armcock, does it count as fisting?

 

[Zopicloned]

I still don't understand one thing:
If a pooner fucks a female/male ally with their armcock, does it count as fisting?

Hmm, I guess it depends on where the graft is from, usually the forearm or the stomach if there's not enough tissue on the arm. What would fucking someone with your bellycock be called?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I still don't understand one thing:
If a pooner fucks a female/male ally with their armcock, does it count as fisting?

nah, it counts as rotdogging and it is very islamic.

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

Spoiler: potentially NSFW

Heckin proud Dad Pooner

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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Heckin proud Dad Pooner

I screamed. I love this.

 

[Audit]

I can't be the only one who finds pooners strangely endearing, right? Honestly a lot of this thread made me sad, so many of the doods seem to be suffering from trauma and it reminds me a lot of the Greek myth about the pooner hero, Caeneus.

If they wanted to be real men, they'd just suck it up. Take the drink, the drug, or the bullet. These are the appropriate ways for a man to cope with trauma. Bitching and moaning is for chicks on tumblr.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Sorry I should clarify I meant the drawings, they're weirdly cute.

The drawings are strangely cute in a disgusting way. I suppose you need that particular dark sense of humor.
The actual living IRL Pooners?
I don't find them as disgusting as Troons (apart from the ones with metroid "dicks" - gross mutated Pripyat Clits) but they're whiny, pathetic, and bizarre, and when they snap strangely potentially more damgerous than men, lacking the brute force of the Gorillahon and their IT'S MA'AM freakouts, they can become homicidal goblins like Audrey Hale.
Interesting, not cute.
The drawings are awesome though. That's why I made this thread they're fucking great. It's a window into insanity.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I can't be the only one who finds pooners strangely endearing, right? Honestly a lot of this thread made me sad, so many of the doods seem to be suffering from trauma and it reminds me a lot of the Greek myth about the pooner hero, Caeneus.

huge difference. I pity a lot of FTM's, since they're either very insecure girls don't fit in and feel that life would be better as a man, or impressionable autistic girls with a yaoi addiction who got groomed.
Meanwhile, troons are all abhorrent sex pests who don't even deserve to be treated as a normal human being.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Not sure if this counts as a pooner or a non-binary or whatever, but it's a girl claiming a trans identity and wailing that the gays didn't centre her at all times at their bar.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7274604928495144235

 

[Golden Face]

Not sure if this counts as a pooner or a non-binary or whatever, but it's a girl claiming a trans identity and wailing that the gays didn't centre her at all times at their bar.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7274604928495144235

404 page unfortunately, but i can already guess what kind of whining and talking points she made without watching