Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Xanthe]

i keep saying this and will keep saying this; i love rats so much and it hurts me so much that they have become a status symbol pet for these freaks who cant even take care of themselves. they really do deserve so much better than this. poor little ratties.


i say the opposite. gay men think vagina is the grossest thing ever, and gay men can be very brutal/not easy to bully into it. we have seen plenty of examples through the various tranny threads of trannies actually have hooked up with lesbians.we also have posts about lesbians talking about how they did hook up with a transbian and regreted it. lesbians being not only women, but women of the alphabet type, are much easier to social pressure into being good honest allies than a gay dude looking for cock.

the only gay men who would hook up with a pooner are "gay" men on grindr who are just looking for an easy lay.

Blaire White said he's had gay guys confess to him that they're way into "trans guys." I actually believe this, especially when TIFs are going through their phase of looking like teenage boys. I know plenty of gay guys retch at the thought, but at least a few of them don't. It's not that they feel pressured, I don't think. At least not as much. But gay men are men, and some men will do anything to anything.

Like with straight men, I think some gay men are more bi. It's just that bi guys lean more towards one or the other sex. You're 65% straight, you're 35% gay. You're 70% gay, you're 30% straight. No one is 50/50. That's how you get GAMPs among "straight" men so there are probably gayish chasers for TIFs. Especially the ones that manage to be good looking and not repulsive fat asses.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Blaire White said he's had gay guys confess to him that they're way into "trans guys." I actually believe this, especially when TIFs are going through their phase of looking like teenage boys. I know plenty of gay guys retch at the thought, but at least a few of them don't. It's not that they feel pressured, I don't think. At least not as much. But gay men are men, and some men will do anything to anything.

Like with straight men, I think some gay men are more bi. It's just that bi guys lean more towards one or the other sex. You're 65% straight, you're 35% gay. You're 70% gay, you're 30% straight. No one is 50/50. That's how you get GAMPs among "straight" men so there are probably gayish chasers for TIFs. Especially the ones that manage to be good looking and not repulsive fat asses.

oh yeah i have no doubt there are some gay men who are probably way more bi than they think they are who get attracted to the more masculine looking TiFs. it's the same as there are lots of tranny chasers who i argue are closeted Bi or even outright gay and that is why they are into trannies, it is a "safe" way to explore that side without having to come out of the closet to themselves about their attraction.

now some gay guy who is 100% gay or so isnt going to be attracted to them. no matter how much they look like little boys they still come down to being women. It's just like with trannies, no matter how much makeup and FFS you give them they just arnt going to be attractive to 100% straight guys.

 

[Rick The Stick]

well i guess war really does change.

also, lol at pooners fetishizing gay men but still insisting on doing vaginal sex. i will never not laugh at the idea of pooners being dysphoric about their bodies but still desiring vaginal sex. everyone knows that a real valid heccin gay man gets pounded in their totally manly bonus hole and finds anal sex to be icky.

I've said it before and I'll say it again

Back when I used dating apps, pooners would hit me up and I'd entertain them for a bit. It never took more than a couple hours, at most, before they started with the cock lust. And 10/10 times they were all about wanting to be fucked like a woman and misgendered. Talking about wanting to get filled up, treated like a slutty cumdump etc. Every. Single. Time. Was fucking horrifying yet fascinating. Very obviously porn sick coomers.

And maybe 8/10, MAYBE, of them actually stuck with the whole "I'm totes a dood bro!" larp and insisted on only buttstuff because they're such totally gaybois dood. But then asking those types why they're talking to a dude who's 100% straight would make them short circuit and launch into the typical tism tirade of how sexuality is a spectrum and how I was some transphobe.

Like I said: horrifying yet fascinating

 

[batteredpancakes]

Blaire White said he's had gay guys confess to him that they're way into "trans guys." I actually believe this, especially when TIFs are going through their phase of looking like teenage boys. I know plenty of gay guys retch at the thought, but at least a few of them don't. It's not that they feel pressured, I don't think. At least not as much. But gay men are men, and some men will do anything to anything.

I agree with this. There's quite a few TiFs who really do look like cute teen boys. The more ephebophilic gay men that want a young looking bottom would be fine with fucking them.
Plenty of straight guys have developed a pornsick-induced lust for traps and femboys so i'd expect the same sexual degeneracy from their homosexual counterparts.

If anyone from the SRS thread remembers; d00leys boyfriend seems to be a very stereotypical gay man yet seems to have a thing for TiFs.

 

[Xanthe]

oh yeah i have no doubt there are some gay men who are probably way more bi than they think they are who get attracted to the more masculine looking TiFs. it's the same as there are lots of tranny chasers who i argue are closeted Bi or even outright gay and that is why they are into trannies, it is a "safe" way to explore that side without having to come out of the closet to themselves about their attraction.

now some gay guy who is 100% gay or so isnt going to be attracted to them. no matter how much they look like little boys they still come down to being women. It's just like with trannies, no matter how much makeup and FFS you give them they just arnt going to be attractive to 100% straight guys.

The gay men who like men that look like men? Adult, masculine men, from beefcake to bear? Aren't usually going to like TIFs. One who is into twinks or is just a pederast? Might be into TIFs. Then you get some gay dudes who really need some amount of masculine appearance, but vagina feels awesome. (Before the whole thing atrophies beyond repair). Even if they hate the look of a vagina.

Our genitals are evolved to more or less match each other. So while gay people have perfectly satisfying sex lives, I'm guessing that in terms of sensation, straight sex is probably more intense. Just higher up on the Scoville scale. I'm talking about physical sensation only, mind you. Not all the other things that make up attraction.

So I can indeed picture a few gay guys partying with TIFs for a bit. But TIFs want yaoi relationships, not booty calls and one night stands. So they must be a drag to be around.

 

[Poonocchio]

I recently stumbled across this pooner on Twitter who I found striking simply because she bears an uncanny resemblance to Jake "SecretGamerGrrl" Alley if he actually were a female from the neck down, but otherwise looked exactly the same, body hair, fat, and all.

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Like Jake, "Jasper" (there's another entry for the book of pooner "masculine but not too masculine" names) has reached the level of obesity where the differences between male and female bodies starts to be obscured by the sheer lard. She's also into the leather scene, which seems to have been more successfully infiltrated by pooners, for some reason.
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Jasper has a "husband" who is also a pooner, naturally.
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Unlike most other pooners who've warped their bodies with testosterone to this point, Jasper hasn't had a mastectomy. Unfortunately, this means the ability to sorta kinda pass as a short fat gay man evaporates once the clothing comes off -- even more so than normal, that is.

Spoiler: NSFW: Gross naked fat hairy pooner

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CONTAINED: An escaped beast of a Pooner became loose but has been safely wrangled back into the zoo with electrified reinforced fences that can withstand the force of a thousand T-rexes.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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Wtf is it with absolutely crazy bitches and pet rats? See also Kindness, Destroyer of the Tranch.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Wtf is it with absolutely crazy bitches and pet rats? See also Kindness, Destroyer of the Tranch.

The only pooner I've tangentially known was wild for rats. Crazy for em. Obviously, she was a mess.

 

[Hortikekulture]

lol

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

This is reality:
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nailed it

 

[Slur Generator]

New pic of Pooner in chief Ellen Page just dropped. Looks older than my mom.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

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New pic of Pooner in chief Ellen Page just dropped. Looks older than my mom.

Made this joke elsewhere but she literally looks like she's doing a Frankenstein costume for Halloween

 

[The Punished Mitch]

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New pic of Pooner in chief Ellen Page just dropped. Looks older than my mom.

Goddamn that's a rough 36, especially for some who played a pretty passable 13-14 year old as an adult back in the day.

 

[Xanthe]

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Made this joke elsewhere but she literally looks like she's doing a Frankenstein costume for Halloween

I am a fair bit older than Ellen. Granted, I stayed out of the sun throughout the '00s, when girls took naps in tanning beds. It's paying off big now, and I get to walk among my peers pretty smug.

But holy shit, Ellen looks way older than I am.

Did anyone tell this MOVIE ACTOR that her face would age like a fucking raisin?

It's not like doctors didn't know. You just have to look at female body builders to know this crap will age your face.

Personally, I avoid premature aging like the plague. I won't use any pills I suspect might accelerate Father Time.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

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this is the face of someone who is infinitely happier as a pooner than a cis girl.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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Oof, that's rough.

Did anyone tell this MOVIE ACTOR that her face would age like a fucking raisin?

It's not like doctors didn't know. You just have to look at female body builders to know this crap will age your face.

And risk being accused of transphobia? I imagine the kind of doctor that caters to woke Hollywood actors isn't going to say anything but "Yes sir, Mr. Page sir, here's your testosterone prescription right here!" nowadays.

this is the face of someone who is infinitely happier as a pooner than a cis girl.

In all earnestness, I hope that she gets whatever help she needs to find some level of self-acceptance, but imagine the fallout if she ends up joining the 41%. It looks like it's not outside the realm of possibility with the trajectory her appearance in photos has followed over time.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

And risk being accused of transphobia? I imagine the kind of doctor that caters to woke Hollywood actors isn't going to say anything but "Yes sir, Mr. Page sir, here's your testosterone prescription right here!" nowadays.

do you really think Hollywood doctors hand out hormones because they are afraid of being accused of transphobia and not simply because they love money? but you are correct, those types of doctors anrt going to warn a pooner-to-be about negative side effects, they are just going to say 'yes sir' as many times as they need until they get paid.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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IIRC wasn't there something about "panda eyes" in severely traumatized children who had been raped? Is that a thing or was that an early Internet rumor? Either way, she has them.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

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This is so depressing, here I am ten years her senior, and I have been going for the "Viking who has mostly been staring into the sun or the raw north wind"-look for some time and some hollywood woman gets better results than me. Life is unfair.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Blaire White said he's had gay guys confess to him that they're way into "trans guys." I actually believe this, especially when TIFs are going through their phase of looking like teenage boys. I know plenty of gay guys retch at the thought, but at least a few of them don't. It's not that they feel pressured, I don't think. At least not as much. But gay men are men, and some men will do anything to anything.

Like with straight men, I think some gay men are more bi. It's just that bi guys lean more towards one or the other sex. You're 65% straight, you're 35% gay. You're 70% gay, you're 30% straight. No one is 50/50. That's how you get GAMPs among "straight" men so there are probably gayish chasers for TIFs. Especially the ones that manage to be good looking and not repulsive fat asses.

We all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it was shaved.
And we all know guys who’d fuck a yeti if it wasn’t shaved.