Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Spob]

Not all tomboys are lesbians, man. That's one of the biggest things they do to young tomboy girls. Either they get told they're lesbians or that they're men.

Well was she a tomboy according to any definition of the word? Or just Minnesotan? Because she looks pretty feminine.

 

[unexpected onions]

It's a real mystery

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Some dood posted this on Twitter to own the terves

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The thing is, most pooners nowadays don't actually get along better with men or have male-oriented interests, most of them are just women who for whatever reason aren't comfortable with being a woman. They behave like a woman in every way but they wish they could somehow escape from it. Sometimes they'll say online "I'm more comfortable being feminine now that I identify as a non-woman."

Not pooners but the NBs I had the misfortune to know were often the girliest of girls. Like eyelash extension, full face makeup, etc.

Anyway this is why pooner drawings are pink:

 

[Anasa Tristis]

So many problems could be solved if schools just took bullying against girls seriously. Stories like this seem like a really common theme among female detransitioners who pooned out as teens. Of course once they are a genderspecial they are untouchable and no one can get away with looking at them wrong. But bully a regular run of the mill girl who isn't claiming to be anything else and schools look the other way.

I feel ya, but some of the widespread mental illness we're seeing nowadays is a product of no emotional resiliency and no creative self reliance being built up in the young. No sense of scale either. Or Time or Reality, for that matter. Adults know and accept that there's always going to be someone bigger or more socially/politically powerful than you are. Bullying meanies are everywhere. Life ain't fair and the good guys don't always win. Contrary to popular belief, kids need to learn how to deal with all that. It sure as shit doesn't stop when you leave school. Turning to (and having faith in) a distant authority for justice and "equity" is not doing anyone any favors. Bureaucracies get hamstrung and ineffective. Ideologically insane. And then there's the huge problem of learned helplessness, unrealistic expectations, etc.

And sometimes bullying is much needed peer social control. If you're being bullied for being an outlier or an asshole, then maybe you should change your behavior. A little humility and circumspection goes a long way in creating a conflict free life.

And school lasts only so long. Which is another valuable lesson: life is longer than you think and things (including how you feel) can and do change.

Boys teasing girls (like she described there) used to be early attempts at awkward flirting. Or just simple boundary pushing. Aggressive male idiocy. There's not enough info there. But instead of taking them seriously and acting submissive, she should have laughed in their faces. And/or collected (or negotiated) some allies for a united front. As to the skin color thing- well, that's an in-group prejudice that she needed to talk to her parents about for guidance. And reassurance. And school officials should never replace them.

 

[Constellationzero]

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It's a real mystery

Uh...
Looking like Tyne Daly fellated a PVC pipe with shoe polish smeared on the end of it?

 

[Dancing Axolotl]

Old pooner shares a delightful tale of traumatizing her neighbor:

"Crossposted:
Happy New Year to all of you!
I want to share a funny (a bit socially awkward?) the morning of New Year's Eve story. We reside in a rather religious neighborhood of a very liberal city. (The rent is borderline affordable, the space is almost large enough for us, and so...here we are). Yesterday I walked out to get an Amazon delivery that was dropped off on our porch, wearing what I usually wear at home: my pajama pants. I stepped out into a somewhat cool late December morning in NYC and spent about 5 minutes moving the packages off the porch and into the house. And only after that chore was almost completed, I looked up and made an eye contact with our religious middle aged neighbor, who was standing on the sidewalk with her several children, staring at my shirtless self (6.5 months old top surgery scars and all) with a mixed expression of extreme confusion and awe on her face. After an attempt to nod casually at her, I resumed my tasks.
Later, as I shared this experience with my partner, we had somewhat different interpretations of the events. Let's just say that I do not believe that my neighbor's reaction was solely due to how unfavorably her husband body compared to mine (my partner gives me way too much credit there, lol).
But what this incident led to is one of my New Year's resolutions: I need to become more socially-situationally aware, especially as being shirtless has become my preferred way to be lately, lol.
Attaching a picture of yours truly with one of the packages involved in this incident, for reference. [A picture of a middle-aged short-haired pale-skinned human wearing pajama pants and holding a brown box]."


In case you needed more nightmare fuel of this one, I s2g I think this is what a true nonbinary looks like because it's almost alien

Spoiler: it's a man baby

 

[TismFarmer]

I have never been put in the position of operating an implanted erectile device for recreational purposes, but there is no way my internal monologue could be anything but "EEEEEErecting a dispenser *clang* *clang* *clang*" with every pump.

I would still try my best to appear erotically involved, for etiquette's sake.

I showed this to hubby and he started rolling on the floor in hysterics.
When he could finally speak he said "imagine if they got an upgrade, they could use it like the thing we pump the spare tyre with Brrrrrrrrr!"
The idea of upgrading from Pak-shh pak-shhh when it's a manual pump to that over-worked Brrrrrrrrr when it's an electric one... I can't breathe..

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

In case you needed more nightmare fuel of this one, I s2g I think this is what a true nonbinary looks like because it's almost alien

Good Lord. When I saw that picture I first thought she was a passing Pooner, but she's got a middle-aged woman's face, plus loose skin from either a pregnancy or being a former fat. It always amazes me when people have blatant things that they *could* spend time and money on trying to fix (like excessive skin), but instead goes for a tit/dick chop. Makes me wonder if she had middle-aged ladyboobs she felt insecure about.

 

[redcent]

I feel ya, but some of the widespread mental illness we're seeing nowadays is a product of no emotional resiliency and no creative self reliance being built up in the young. No sense of scale either. Or Time or Reality, for that matter. Adults know and accept that there's always going to be someone bigger or more socially/politically powerful than you are. Bullying meanies are everywhere. Life ain't fair and the good guys don't always win. Contrary to popular belief, kids need to learn how to deal with all that. It sure as shit doesn't stop when you leave school. Turning to (and having faith in) a distant authority for justice and "equity" is not doing anyone any favors. Bureaucracies get hamstrung and ineffective. Ideologically insane. And then there's the huge problem of learned helplessness, unrealistic expectations, etc.

And sometimes bullying is much needed peer social control. If you're being bullied for being an outlier or an asshole, then maybe you should change your behavior. A little humility and circumspection goes a long way in creating a conflict free life.

And school lasts only so long. Which is another valuable lesson: life is longer than you think and things (including how you feel) can and do change.

Boys teasing girls (like she described there) used to be early attempts at awkward flirting. Or just simple boundary pushing. Aggressive male idiocy. There's not enough info there. But instead of taking them seriously and acting submissive, she should have laughed in their faces. And/or collected (or negotiated) some allies for a united front. As to the skin color thing- well, that's an in-group prejudice that she needed to talk to her parents about for guidance. And reassurance. And school officials should never replace them.

we're getting to an age when girls are pooning out because boys are pulling revenge porn on them. So how long should girls be left to "learn resilience?"

We're also getting to the age where boys are turning into little sociopaths. Why can't they be taught "resilience" if it's so necessary?

 

[Aunt Carol]

The idea of upgrading from Pak-shh pak-shhh when it's a manual pump to that over-worked Brrrrrrrrr when it's an electric one...

Of course, there are the pooners with no erectile appliance who get themselves ready for the bedroom with Q-tips and Coban.

I guess one can imagine oneself lying in the marital bed in a seductive pose, as the Industrial Pooner shuffles forward with the sound of a forklift or a Prius backing up: BEEP... BEEP... BEEP...

 

[Constellationzero]

I looked up and made an eye contact with our religious middle aged neighbor, who was standing on the sidewalk with her several children, staring at my shirtless self (6.5 months old top surgery scars and all) with a mixed expression of extreme confusion and awe on her face.

Remember, kids, it's ALLLLLL about affirmation and good mental health.

NOTHING AT ALL to do with exhibitionism, collecting reactions, sharing nudes/porn openly and trading CP openly under the guise of "awareness" and "education."

 

[Brain Power]

This woman is the girliest girl who has ever girld , talks exclusevely about extremely girly topics but identifies as non binary.
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Dressing stupid is its own gender now .

God, this Izzzyzzz clown shows up everytime I search Sims music. I want to hear some Sims 2 salsa, not some pooner theybie e-girl with some of the most repulsive styling I've ever seen Sims was already "girly" and had some genderspecials, but it got full of pooners after 4 came out, turned out to be trash and they moved to the older, more "unisex" entries and started putting their shitty headcanons and CC into the premades

 

[Mad_Dog]

Old pooner shares a delightful tale of traumatizing her neighbor:

As if her muslim neighbors needed an extra reason to wage jihad in the west.

 

[Constellationzero]

The GORLfrand looks like someone

Spoiler: Familiar...

 

[GenderCop]

Little Steven Van Zandt's mother? Silvio Dante's sister?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

She’s 16 and the brother is 14.

Based teen bro calling it what it is.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

we're getting to an age when girls are pooning out because boys are pulling revenge porn on them. So how long should girls be left to "learn resilience?"

We're also getting to the age where boys are turning into little sociopaths. Why can't they be taught "resilience" if it's so necessary?

We live in an age that promotes unwarranted trust, willful vulnerability, and unrealistic expectations to young females which sets them up for disappointment or failure. Or worse. Failures that they're bewildered and deeply hurt by because they were told what they were doing was ok (either passively or actively) and/or because they were shielded from feeling the sting of earlier and milder failures. It's an ongoing disservice (based upon prevailing social myths concerning "equality" and sexual differences) being provided by everyone: parents, schools, government, etc.

Revenge porn is a horrible, nightmarish thing- but it can be avoided if: a) you simply don't have sex with anyone b) your sexual partners are carefully chosen and have proven themselves to be trustworthy well before having sex with them and/or c) you don't take, permit, or share any compromising photos of your naked self. All three of those are conventionally undesirable and socially ridiculous these days thanks to our liberal feminism mores. But if they were followed, those would prevent most revenge porn from happening due to lack of usable material.

Kids of both sexes have always engaged in aggression and bullying to establish social pecking orders. Boys don't have the market cornered there. But their options for releasing their pent up energy and controlling their rising hormone levels in socially acceptable ways have been greatly curtailed. By accident, with how we live our modern lives today, but also by social engineering experiments that are simply not working. So they're finding expression elsewhere.

 

[Dancing Axolotl]

Good Lord. When I saw that picture I first thought she was a passing Pooner, but she's got a middle-aged woman's face, plus loose skin from either a pregnancy or being a former fat. It always amazes me when people have blatant things that they *could* spend time and money on trying to fix (like excessive skin), but instead goes for a tit/dick chop. Makes me wonder if she had middle-aged ladyboobs she felt insecure about.

Curious, I found pooner's picture from 2015. You were pretty much right, she was a fat cop.

Noema Ioffe. Goes by Emmett now. She was already ugly but shooting up T did her no favors.

 

[redcent]

We live in an age that promotes unwarranted trust, willful vulnerability, and unrealistic expectations to young females which sets them up for disappointment or failure. Or worse. Failures that they're bewildered and deeply hurt by because they were told what they were doing was ok (either passively or actively) and/or because they were shielded from feeling the sting of earlier and milder failures.

What expectation? What failure? The failure to appeal to the insane beauty standards of guys these days, and for what, to spend their rest of their lives with the little sociopaths? The failure to avoid being sexualised at a young age by guys who should be either know or be taught better?

It's an ongoing disservice (based upon prevailing social myths concerning "equality" and sexual differences) being provided by everyone: parents, schools, government, etc.

Yeah, boys don't have to deal with sexual abuse. If it happens to girls everyone looks the other way. Yeah, there's no equality there. Shame on me for wanting girls to have the same luxury boys get.

Revenge porn is a horrible, nightmarish thing- but it can be avoided if: a) you simply don't have sex with anyone b) your sexual partners are carefully chosen and have proven themselves to be trustworthy well before having sex with them and/or c) you don't take, permit, or share any compromising photos of your naked self. All three of those are conventionally undesirable and socially ridiculous these days thanks to our liberal feminism mores. But if they were followed, those would prevent most revenge porn from happening due to lack of usable material.

They just photoshop their heads onto a picture of a porn actress. I don't think you get how fucking evil kids can get.

Kids of both sexes have always engaged in aggression and bullying to establish social pecking orders. Boys don't have the market cornered there. But their options for releasing their pent up energy and controlling their rising hormone levels in socially acceptable ways have been greatly curtailed. By accident, with how we live our modern lives today, but also by social engineering experiments that are simply not working. So they're finding expression elsewhere.

Great, we all denounce a shrink who encourages a kid to cut up their gonads to cope, but by all means, let little Sarah live with her spleen getting irreversibly damaged from a bashing or living with sexual abuse from other students all so some pecking order gets applied to make you feel good.

 

[ilovejews]

What expectation? What failure? The failure to appeal to the insane beauty standards of guys these days, and for what, to spend their rest of their lives with the little sociopaths?

What the fuck are you talking about? 42% of women are obese, good Lord.

They just photoshop their heads onto a picture of a porn actress. I don't think you get how fucking evil kids can get.

And if you lock the doors, niggers will just smash your windows.

The GORLfrand looks like someone

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Spoiler: Familiar...

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Fucking hell, all that effort put into hitting the gym and yet the illusion crumbles the second you notice her shoulders.