Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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that box around her waist is supposed to be a corset...
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barely recognizable jawline and awful ass shirt lmao
 
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“A sad punkish clown”.

Why are pooners obsessed with clowns? I can’t be the only one to notice this. Both calling themselves clowns, and dressing up as “clowns” (wearing colorful, ugly clothes and drawing liquid eyeliner down their faces).

This one pooner I follow captions most selfies with some annoying variation of “clown”: “sad clown noises”, “clown boi/boy”, “smol clown”… usually dressed in bizarre outfits and wearing makeup.

Why do mentally ill girls do this… maybe something about getting to experiment with makeup and colors while avoiding any thoughts about femininity? On the other hand, maybe it’s just another brainless Gen Z “fashion” and it’s not that deep.
 
“A sad punkish clown”.

Why are pooners obsessed with clowns? I can’t be the only one to notice this. Both calling themselves clowns, and dressing up as “clowns” (wearing colorful, ugly clothes and drawing liquid eyeliner down their faces).

This one pooner I follow captions most selfies with some annoying variation of “clown”: “sad clown noises”, “clown boi/boy”, “smol clown”… usually dressed in bizarre outfits and wearing makeup.

Why do mentally ill girls do this… maybe something about getting to experiment with makeup and colors while avoiding any thoughts about femininity? On the other hand, maybe it’s just another brainless Gen Z “fashion” and it’s not that deep.
I blame will wood
 
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Johanna Olson-Kennedy, for one. She's a doctor of troonery of some kind and recommends tit chops for 12 year olds and has said exactly that. "If you want boobs later, you can go and get them". Silicone implant fake ones, and presumably she'll sell them too.

Now thats what i call an entrepeneur mentality

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One of the pooners previously posted here and in SRS thread 1, 2 (she had facial masculinization surgery) got punched at the Gay 90s bar in Minneapolis, the same one frequented by friend of the forum Dick Lickeita!
Pooner was upset that no one seemed to care that she got punched and called a tranny. Welcome to manhood sweetie :feels:
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That looks like a video of a bouncer punching Donald Duck.
Also, the guy is a foot taller and probably outweighs her by 130 pounds.
He didn't "punch" her. If he had he would have probably caved in her eyesocket and put her in hospital.
He tapped her because she was being annoying, following him with her weird Donald Duck sqwark.
If he "punched" her her lights would have gone out.
 
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That looks like a video of a bouncer punching Donald Duck.
Also, the guy is a foot taller and probably outweighs her by 130 pounds.
He didn't "punch" her. If he had he would have probably caved in her eyesocket and put her in hospital.
He tapped her because she was being annoying, following him with her weird Donald Duck sqwark.
If he "punched" her her lights would have gone out.
That’s what I thought. He barely touched her. I got shoved by a man once and fell straight to the floor. There’s no way she’d be standing still if that guy punched her.
Decent looking pooner?? What do we think.

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Definitely not the worst I’ve ever seen but i imagine she looks more obviously female in person. Once she starts talking it’ll become more obvious too.
 
Decent looking pooner?? What do we think.

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edit: to clarify i'm not saying she would pass or anything irl haha. just first time I saw a pooner trying.
I follow this one pretty closely and I agree, she is one of the most passing pooners I've seen so far. She does "gay" porn and seems to be quite popular.
 
I follow this one pretty closely and I agree, she is one of the most passing pooners I've seen so far. She does "gay" porn and seems to be quite popular.
Just intrigued to see a pooner work on her body and take care of herself vs the flabby ones with clown make up on. Like HSTS pooner? I read some of her Reddit posts and seemed a bit more masculine. She actually has a community of gay(ish) men she participates in, as opposed to being too scared to go into the men's room and ending every story involving gay men with running away crying. Know what I mean?
 
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and as a skinny guy my penis is also very slim in girth.
Yep, that's exactly how penises work. The fat guys on My 600lb Life have dicks the girth of a garbage can.

These pooners. My god, these pooners. Not only can't they get male anatomy right, they don't even understand their own Frankenstein bits. Your neophallus is the exact girth of the skin your corrupted and corrupting surgeon harvested off your arm and rolled up like a crêpe. It could be whatever ridiculous size you wanted it to be as long as you destroyed enough of another perfectly healthy part of your body for the raw material.

Pooner was upset that no one seemed to care that she got punched and called a tranny. Welcome to manhood sweetie
They always, always turn the camera on after they've been called a tranny or ma'am; they are looking for proof they've been "misgendered" or insulted, so they scream "say it to my face, I dare you".

Honey, he already did say it to your face, which is why you roidraged out. Not because you were called a tranny, but because you didn't get it on camera for your social media followers to be outraged allies for you.
 
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Why do so many of them have a pinkish hue to their skin? I never noticed until I read threads here.
Testosterone increases red blood cell production but female systems aren't designed to handle it so the capillaries close to the surface of the skin get flushed causing the characteristic pink hue of the Pooner.
 
The two trans men I know of in my life all have extensive childhood sexual abuse in their past and one who transitioned said they did it "to feel safe in their body." When I asked if their childhood played a role, the reply was "Most definitely".

Even trying to understand trans people on their terms, there is a 2+2=5 thing even when the person is being sincere because why they did it boils down to "I just feel male and have always felt this way". It's like a religious person trying to explain faith to an atheist. I know they tried the male brain/female brain thing, but it is more a mosaic than anything.

I view it as pure body modification now, like the Lizard Man. Nothing more. nothing less.
 
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