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The CBC published a story about a pooner who was surprised that heterosexual intercourse with her 'gay' husband resulted in pregnancy. The photo is hilarious -- is that a giant baby or a teeny tiny pooner?
I wonder if the baby is large due to the pooner accidentally cross contaminating the baby with testosterone?

I'm being dead serious btw. It's unfortunately a thing and an easy way to tell is that the child will be larger than expected for their age. There was even an episode of House about this.
 
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Just ventured down into the troon mines of Reddit, and found you these two prime examples of masculinity:

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HAAALLPP!! MY ROOMMATE MAKES JOKES!!

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Shhh… Don’t cry lil’ pooner! It’s alright, you’re a real man and you’ll get there some day!
Deformed nipples or not.
All effeminate whining aside, interesting how all it takes is someone flipping her shit for lil pooner to go from zero to "maybe I shouldn't have gotten this surgery at all"
The CBC published a story about a pooner who was surprised that heterosexual intercourse with her 'gay' husband resulted in pregnancy. The photo is hilarious -- is that a giant baby or a teeny tiny pooner?

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Link: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/trans-man-pregnant-1.7275310

Archive: https://archive.is/iJsmE
Ok so is that dad is a full on pervert or just brainwashed or both then? Also why do these pooners think testosterone is effective birth control??
 
The CBC published a story about a pooner who was surprised that heterosexual intercourse with her 'gay' husband resulted in pregnancy. The photo is hilarious -- is that a giant baby or a teeny tiny pooner?

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Link: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/trans-man-pregnant-1.7275310

Archive: https://archive.is/iJsmE
I found her Instagram with the picture.
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Even she acknowledges how big the baby is.
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The articles implies that she was on testosterone for the first 6 months of her pregnancy. He probably has superautism. I do believe macrocephaly is a symptom.

God there is pictures of her drinking and working as a bartender while she was unknowingly pregnant. This poor kid is not going to be mentally normal.
 
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Kind of you to assume the kid ever had a chance with a pooner mom and soy boy cuck faggot as a dad.
Idk I think we can expect a lot of these kids raised by extremely woke people to become conservative when they become adults.
I'm sick of this shit already and I've only been exposed to woke ideology as an adult. Imagine having to deal with this crap from the womb. Conservatives will look really good to them with their stable home lives and proper family dynamics.

Children of pooners are being gas lit into thinking they don't even have a mother and are emotionally bullied by her if they dare try to refer to her as one. Most will eventually recognize the abuse when they grow up.
 
I found her Instagram with the picture.
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Even she acknowledges how big the baby is.
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The articles implies that she was on testosterone for the first 6 months of her pregnancy. He probably has superautism. I do believe macrocephaly is a symptom.

God there is pictures of her drinking and working as a bartender while she was unknowingly pregnant. This poor kid is not going to be mentally normal.
I'm not a doctor but In Utero exposure to the extreme amounts of Testosterone Pooners take cannot be good for a developing baby.
That kids head is fuckin huge.
I'm trying not to be mean because that poor little man didn't ask for this shit, his mother is a fucking psycho.
That baby has basically been filled full of steroids from day 1, you think he'd grow up looking like TRT Vitor but I have a horrible feeling he's gonna end up malformed and retarded.
This shit should be fucking illegal.
The mothers a neurotic freak and the fathers a fucking weird closeted pervert.
I feel bad for the kid.
 
I'm not a doctor but In Utero exposure to the extreme amounts of Testosterone Pooners take cannot be good for a developing baby.
That kids head is fuckin huge.
I'm trying not to be mean because that poor little man didn't ask for this shit, his mother is a fucking psycho.
That baby has basically been filled full of steroids from day 1, you think he'd grow up looking like TRT Vitor but I have a horrible feeling he's gonna end up malformed and retarded.
This shit should be fucking illegal.
The mothers a neurotic freak and the fathers a fucking weird closeted pervert.
I feel bad for the kid.
I think that testosterone is going to be the next generation's thalidomide... except that they knew ahead of time what was going to happen to the testosterone babies and didn't give a fuck.
 
The CBC published a story about a pooner who was surprised that heterosexual intercourse with her 'gay' husband resulted in pregnancy. The photo is hilarious -- is that a giant baby or a teeny tiny pooner?

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Link: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/trans-man-pregnant-1.7275310

Archive: https://archive.is/iJsmE

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Further testing and an MRI were scheduled. But the 27-year-old had a gut feeling.
More like remembered she is a female. "Gut feeling", lmao.

Since Sandifer didn't know he could even carry a child until he was already pregnant, he says pregnancy for men needs to be talked about more often and that, if carrying a biological child is the dream, it's possible.
Men can't get pregnant so there is nothing to talk about. The fact that pooners could get pregnant though indeed should be talked about more, since apparently many of them are too retarded to understand they are still females even if they take testosterone, and that testosterone is not a contraceptive.

"It's like you've been knocked out," he said.
It's almost like you actually have been. No way the "journalist" who wrote this didn't notice this, right?

The ultrasound confirmed that Sandifer was actually six months pregnant,
So for six months, two third of the pregnancy, the baby was exposed to unnaturally high levels of testosterone. Testosterone is teratogenic. It may cause birth defects and developmental issues. She might as well have been drinking alcohol throughout her pregnancy. Which by the way, she might have. Lord. At least it's not a girl.

leaving just the summer to prepare, and for personal reasons, he was daunted.
What... what personal reasons? What? She was daunted for personal reasons? Could an unexpected pregnancy discovered at the end of the second term while larping as a man has anything to do with it? lol, what?

"Where I'm trans, I thought it was going to be extremely dysphoric," he said.

"But I think because I've always wanted to be a dad, I never really thought about how my body was looking or feeling. I was just so excited that I was able to be lucky enough to have the chance to know what it feels like to go through being pregnant."
Ha. Isn't it interesting how they are dysphoric about certain things and not about others, very convenient. Me thinks that if they can think their way out of the dysphoria or ignore the way their body looks and feels in situations like, oh I don't know, being the receiver of a penis-in-vagina sex, being pregnant and birthing, perhaps they could have thought their way out of the dysphoria and ignored the way their body looks and feels in other situations as well?

But Sandifer had a hard time finding information specifically for trans men. He found some useful online videos and discussion groups, but no resource as comprehensive as something like the popular book What To Expect When You're Expecting.
You should find information about babies who have prenatal exposure to high level of testosterone. Look for more information on what may lay in store for you and your baby. You might have fucked his life up for good, you moron.

The biggest question was what to do about his hormones. His doctor suggested he go off his testosterone for the remainder of the pregnancy, which for Sandifer, was three months.
Suggested? I hope this is just her twisted account of events or the "journalist's" embellishment, and not what really happened. This should be a clear instruction, accompanied by a stern warning.

"Which didn't make a difference to my body because I've been on it for so long," he said.
It wouldn't make a difference if you've been on it for only a day. Nothing bad is going to happen to your body if you stop taking testosterone, on the contrary, it would improve its health. I guess you mean you took it long enough that you wouldn't look female. I have news for you: you are still clockable.

Anyway, I'm glad the baby wasn't an inconvenience for you.

"Most of the ones we went to, there have been parents who have literally turned their children away from us because we are a gay couple with a baby," he said.
Or maybe they turned their children away from you because you are a pregnant pooner, not because you are "gay couple".

But one of the top anxiety-inducing parts of being a parent for Sandifer is one most folks probably don't give a second thought to: parking.

When trying to park in a spot reserved for new families or those who are expecting, other drivers have tried to police him.

On more than one occasion, he said, he's received "you shouldn't park here" comments.
That's one of the top anxiety-inducing parts of being a parent for her? Having some comment thrown at her? If I were her mine would be if and how much I fucked up my son's development.

And in that moment, his son's eyes said it all: "You're my dad."
Barf.
 
At least it's not a girl.
Yeah, see, about that:

Have you noticed that the vast majority of pooners- if not all of them- have sons?

It's not a coincidence. Testosterone exposure in utero masculinises the genitals. At least some of the sons of heckin' valid transmen are XX girls.
 
maybe they turned their children away from you because you are a pregnant pooner, not because you are "gay couple".
Yeah I'm gonna say it's because the other parents didn't want their kids exposed to the offense against nature that spits in the face of God that is a Pooner stupid and selfish enough to get pregnant.
This shit should be fucking illegal, it's as bad as those AGP fucks that try to force babies to suck fucking HRT moob pus to "validate" their fucking disgusting woman LARP by "breastfeeding" it's an abomination and there should be laws against it, it's reckless endangerment of a child to expose it In Utero to a huge Testosterone overdose.
It's a fucking atrocity. Unit 731 shit.
 
I think that testosterone is going to be the next generation's thalidomide... except that they knew ahead of time what was going to happen to the testosterone babies and didn't give a fuck.
At least thalidomide babies are mostly harmless. What are they going to do? They have flippers for hands.

A mentally unstable roid baby surrounded by psychological abuse and degeneracy… now that seems kinda dangerous to the general population.
 
God there is pictures of her drinking and working as a bartender while she was unknowingly pregnant. This poor kid is not going to be mentally normal.
FAS-roid baby. That will turn out well.
That baby has basically been filled full of steroids from day 1, you think he'd grow up looking like TRT Vitor but I have a horrible feeling he's gonna end up malformed and retarded.
Yes, high T level in a pregnant woman is linked to low birth weight in infants, probably due to the placenta not working as well while being roided up:
With respect to growth patterns in early life, there is accumulating evidence drawn from animal literature to suggest that high maternal testosterone concentration in pregnancy is associated with intrauterine growth restriction, resulting in low birth weight.
Although several explanatory mechanisms for the association between testosterone and birth weight have been proposed including testosterone-induced changes in maternal energy regulation, direct effects of testosterone reaching the fetal compartment and indirect effects of testosterone on placental function, the latter is emerging as most compelling. In a rodent sample, compared with the negligible magnitude of direct effects, testosterone administration was shown to modify placental function, restricting nutrient delivery to the fetus
Probably only once the damage is already done and you have a million dysfunctional testosterone children.
No one is ever going to admit this was caused by letting women poon out. We don't let men with muscle dysphoria take a bunch of roids on the health system's dime.
I had a dream that I was reading this thread and the pooners were complaining that hormones made their pussy taste like bacon.
They wish their pussy tasted like bacon, it more likely tastes like yeast because T dries it up and causes infections.
 
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