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A new pooner has come to my attention. Ian Alexander, an actor on a netflix show called The OA and on the new Star Trek show.
Apparently she's now a they/he but she was a proper he/him pooner a few years ago.
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I found her on celebheights.com by looking through men who are 5'0" and I'm glad I did because that site makes her look like a jealous seething scumbag.
This is every single quote they have on her page:
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She would actually be considered short for a man in Vietnam. She'd be 9th percentile.
 
A new pooner has come to my attention. Ian Alexander, an actor on a netflix show called The OA and on the new Star Trek show.
Apparently she's now a they/he but she was a proper he/him pooner a few years ago.
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I found her on celebheights.com by looking through men who are 5'0" and I'm glad I did because that site makes her look like a jealous seething scumbag.
This is every single quote they have on her page:
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She would actually be considered short for a man in Vietnam. She'd be 9th percentile.
I know her from The Last Of Us 2 shitshow, she plays the absolutely tiny, barely teenage pooner (13 IIRC) that travels with Macho Ma'am Abbystrong and gets whacked hard by Fat Geralt. Apocalyptic times? NO FUCK YOU U GOTTA VALIDATE MY HECKING MANLINESS DOOD FUK U MOM DON'T CALL ME LILY MY NAME IS LEV! :story:
This scene, if you weren't there when it got memed:
 
I know her from The Last Of Us 2 shitshow, she plays the absolutely tiny, barely teenage pooner (13 IIRC) that travels with Macho Ma'am Abbystrong and gets whacked hard by Fat Geralt. Apocalyptic times? NO FUCK YOU U GOTTA VALIDATE MY HECKING MANLINESS DOOD FUK U MOM DON'T CALL ME LILY MY NAME IS LEV! :story:
This scene, if you weren't there when it got memed:
Reminds me of when that pooner got creamed at that NHL exhibition game.
God, I wish that we had video of the crowd chanting “We love Mason *clap* *clap* *clap clap clap*” to make her girlfriend stop crying in the goal. 100% pure manliness
 
Reddit pooner wants to cut her tits off AND keep her job as a stripper.
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Strippers who have had top surgery— what has your experience in the club been like?
Possible TW for opening a discussion involving transphobia
I am nonbinary and I have been a stripper on and off for 4 years. During this time I have completely gone girl mode at work and had no problem with receiving transphobia from customers or coworkers. I am now ready to start the process of getting top surgery, and I am considering starting low dose T.
I am wondering if anyone in this sub is a stripper and has had top surgery, and if this affected your work at all? How is the money difference if there was one at all? Was there a difference in how customers treated you? Were you able to keep dancing?
I am not currently dancing, and if I were to go back I would go to a new club that I’d never worked at before. So I was thinking I could possibly get away with just saying I have small boobs. However, I will need double incision, so I will have visible scars that will probably complicate the small boob story.
Some insight would be very appreciated, thank you in advance! :-)
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“Maybe you can work as a male stripper”
Stop, it’s too funny. Imagine a lil pooner dancing alongside the actual men in a production like Chippendales. :story:
 
Reddit pooner wants to cut her tits off AND keep her job as a stripper.
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Strippers who have had top surgery— what has your experience in the club been like?
Possible TW for opening a discussion involving transphobia
I am nonbinary and I have been a stripper on and off for 4 years. During this time I have completely gone girl mode at work and had no problem with receiving transphobia from customers or coworkers. I am now ready to start the process of getting top surgery, and I am considering starting low dose T.
I am wondering if anyone in this sub is a stripper and has had top surgery, and if this affected your work at all? How is the money difference if there was one at all? Was there a difference in how customers treated you? Were you able to keep dancing?
I am not currently dancing, and if I were to go back I would go to a new club that I’d never worked at before. So I was thinking I could possibly get away with just saying I have small boobs. However, I will need double incision, so I will have visible scars that will probably complicate the small boob story.
Some insight would be very appreciated, thank you in advance! :-)
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“Maybe you can work as a male stripper”
Stop, it’s too funny. Imagine a lil pooner dancing alongside the actual men in a production like Chippendales. :story:
This feels like the ultimate destination of those “I pass as male and now men aren’t nice to me any more!” screeds we get now and then.
 
Reddit pooner wants to cut her tits off AND keep her job as a stripper.
archive
Strippers who have had top surgery— what has your experience in the club been like?
Possible TW for opening a discussion involving transphobia
I am nonbinary and I have been a stripper on and off for 4 years. During this time I have completely gone girl mode at work and had no problem with receiving transphobia from customers or coworkers. I am now ready to start the process of getting top surgery, and I am considering starting low dose T.
I am wondering if anyone in this sub is a stripper and has had top surgery, and if this affected your work at all? How is the money difference if there was one at all? Was there a difference in how customers treated you? Were you able to keep dancing?
I am not currently dancing, and if I were to go back I would go to a new club that I’d never worked at before. So I was thinking I could possibly get away with just saying I have small boobs. However, I will need double incision, so I will have visible scars that will probably complicate the small boob story.
Some insight would be very appreciated, thank you in advance! :-)
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“Maybe you can work as a male stripper”
Stop, it’s too funny. Imagine a lil pooner dancing alongside the actual men in a production like Chippendales. :story:
Yeah, who could have imagined the market for female strippers with intact breasts was larger and more lucrative than the market for 'non-binary' strippers who have cut off their breasts and are sporting the hairy upper lip of a 14 year old boy?

I can't with this fucken dumbness.
 
Yeah, who could have imagined the market for female strippers with intact breasts was larger and more lucrative than the market for 'non-binary' strippers who have cut off their breasts and are sporting the hairy upper lip of a 14 year old boy?

I can't with this fucken dumbness.
It’s retardation on an almost unfathomable scale.

The chick literally makes a living off the fact that she has tits and don’t mind showing them off.

“HURR DURR ANY STRIPPERS WHO HAVE MUTILATED THEIR BODY? How did it work out for you?!”

Not well I assure you.

Like why does she think people watch her? Her poledancing skills? Her smile?

So much for the whole “Muh male brain in a female body!” Theory. Any guy reading this post will just chuckle and shake their head at the fembrained pooner’s shenanigans.
 
Reddit pooner wants to cut her tits off AND keep her job as a stripper.
archive
Strippers who have had top surgery— what has your experience in the club been like?
Possible TW for opening a discussion involving transphobia
I am nonbinary and I have been a stripper on and off for 4 years. During this time I have completely gone girl mode at work and had no problem with receiving transphobia from customers or coworkers. I am now ready to start the process of getting top surgery, and I am considering starting low dose T.
I am wondering if anyone in this sub is a stripper and has had top surgery, and if this affected your work at all? How is the money difference if there was one at all? Was there a difference in how customers treated you? Were you able to keep dancing?
I am not currently dancing, and if I were to go back I would go to a new club that I’d never worked at before. So I was thinking I could possibly get away with just saying I have small boobs. However, I will need double incision, so I will have visible scars that will probably complicate the small boob story.
Some insight would be very appreciated, thank you in advance! :-)
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“Maybe you can work as a male stripper”
Stop, it’s too funny. Imagine a lil pooner dancing alongside the actual men in a production like Chippendales. :story:
Yet another example of the amazing and incredible ability of trans identified people to pick and choose when and in which situations they feel dysphoric. Being a female stripper who is ogled by men doesn't trigger her dysphoria, nor does "receiving transphobia from customers or coworkers", whatever "transphobia" means here. But she feels dysphoric enough about having boobs that she wants to remove them, and I bet she is "triggered" any time some stranger on the street calls her "ma'am" or refers to her as "she". Gotta keep the dysphoria triggering for the important stuff.

I could possibly get away with just saying I have small boobs
Yeah, no. I suppose you've never seen small boobs. They look nothing like the mutilation that is "top surgery". They are just boobs that are small. Plus I have never been in a strip club or seen a stripper in real life, but I bet most strippers have moderate to big boobs. I mean, this is part of the appeal, I think.
 
Her personality. :)
I've seen quite a few posts from FTM's complaining how they "miss being pretty" or "miss male attention", after shooting the horsepiss.

I bet you that she would be one of those broads, wondering if the zippertits and pube beard was a bad idea, as she desperately browses the WANTED ads... Looking for a stripclub that is looking for a tittyless, hairy stripper.
 
5'0 little pooner dood has height disphoria and hates constantly being compared to her brother. Contemplates dying her hair blue in protest.

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Height dysphoria is killing me​

I’m 16 and 5’0. I hate it. I have a 13 year old brother who is taller than me and everyone feels the need to mention it. I made a short film for my drama class and on the night everyone was invited to see it, the first thing my dad said to me after wasn’t “Good job” or anything. No. He just compared my height to my brother’s. I worked hard on that film but I guess height was more important to my dad. Even without my brother, everyone seems to comment on my height. It’s like all I’m known as is the short guy. This guy from my science class went to my brother’s school to give a presentation and when my brother asked if he knew me, he didn’t recognize me by name even though we sat next to each other for at least a month and did a lab together. We were even on the same soccer team for a week in Grade 8, which he mentions often. But when my brother said “he’s really short” he remembered me. I’m seriously considering dying my hair blue or something just so I have another feature to be recognized by. I used to be able to accept it but now it’s really badly affecting me. What kind of 16 year old boy is 5 feet tall? Even the short guys I see online are taller than me. I feel like I’m just a laughingstock for everyone and I’m getting sick of it. Is there a way for me to get over this? Or anything that helps with height dysphoria in general?
 
5'0 little pooner dood has height disphoria and hates constantly being compared to her brother. Contemplates dying her hair blue in protest.

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Height dysphoria is killing me​

I’m 16 and 5’0. I hate it. I have a 13 year old brother who is taller than me and everyone feels the need to mention it. I made a short film for my drama class and on the night everyone was invited to see it, the first thing my dad said to me after wasn’t “Good job” or anything. No. He just compared my height to my brother’s. I worked hard on that film but I guess height was more important to my dad. Even without my brother, everyone seems to comment on my height. It’s like all I’m known as is the short guy. This guy from my science class went to my brother’s school to give a presentation and when my brother asked if he knew me, he didn’t recognize me by name even though we sat next to each other for at least a month and did a lab together. We were even on the same soccer team for a week in Grade 8, which he mentions often. But when my brother said “he’s really short” he remembered me. I’m seriously considering dying my hair blue or something just so I have another feature to be recognized by. I used to be able to accept it but now it’s really badly affecting me. What kind of 16 year old boy is 5 feet tall? Even the short guys I see online are taller than me. I feel like I’m just a laughingstock for everyone and I’m getting sick of it. Is there a way for me to get over this? Or anything that helps with height dysphoria in general?
the most rebellious thing she can think of is dying her hair? shell look even more like a sooner lmao
 
It’s retardation on an almost unfathomable scale.
The chick literally makes a living off the fact that she has tits and don’t mind showing them off.
“HURR DURR ANY STRIPPERS WHO HAVE MUTILATED THEIR BODY? How did it work out for you?!”
Female Stripper - making men drown in tits for cash, maybe even got breast implants to make you notice them harder.

FtM - wanted to commit suicide over having perfectly fine boobs, cut them off in hopes no one would see them ever again.

Theres an old saying, if you aren't comfortable with yourself, other people will see it.
What better way to scream you hate being looked at by getting irrational surgery and everyone knowing exactly what it was for. ( depression )
And then actually getting naked enough for them to see the scars at all to know more about you than they wanted to. ( surgery tranny on hormones )

No one likes the depressed stripper and any post-op FtM's body screams "I'm depressed and do dumb shit, careful looking at me! tee hee!"

The customers literally feel like they should look away because you cut your own boobs off, like oh should I not look because you almost killed yourself because of that particular area? the boobs?
Imagine this, they see the scars, know it means you were suicidal because everyone is preaching trans lately and in respect try to not stare at them because they don't know what you will do.

Customers are rude and perverts but smart enough to know you are an issue about sexual things, boobs, ass, pussy, cock, you cut your boobs off and got some shit about it and they want NORMAL MEN OR WOMEN not alternative lifestyles.

This FtM needs to go to a tranny bar ( that there is no shortage of ) where her discrimination is met with the positivity she's looking for and to stop catfishing at straight bars.
No real club is going to want her. They want real, the theme is real genders or go home at normal bars.

The big hair, the heels, the makeup, the uncomfortable sexy clothes, everyone forgets that's just a fantasy and men act like it's how all girls look without realizing it's THE fantasy.
Then they go home and treat their hard working wives like shit because they don't realize modern sex appeal is 99% fake.

This is why you don't force people to accept you, you needed to accept life's rules. Most bars want real flesh and gender jockies don't play that game.
The tranny doesn't realize her sex fantasy creeps everyone out, it may never be accepted by anyone outside of the gay community, and she allows herself to pressure people with her insecure sexual fantasies.
 
He just compared my height to my brother’s. I worked hard on that film but I guess height was more important to my dad.
I guess the thought has never occurred to her, that the dad may avoid her because he’s crushed over her choices and every time he interacts with her, it reminds him of his perceived failure.
 
5'0 little pooner dood has height disphoria and hates constantly being compared to her brother. Contemplates dying her hair blue in protest.

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Height dysphoria is killing me​

I’m 16 and 5’0. I hate it. I have a 13 year old brother who is taller than me and everyone feels the need to mention it. I made a short film for my drama class and on the night everyone was invited to see it, the first thing my dad said to me after wasn’t “Good job” or anything. No. He just compared my height to my brother’s. I worked hard on that film but I guess height was more important to my dad. Even without my brother, everyone seems to comment on my height. It’s like all I’m known as is the short guy. This guy from my science class went to my brother’s school to give a presentation and when my brother asked if he knew me, he didn’t recognize me by name even though we sat next to each other for at least a month and did a lab together. We were even on the same soccer team for a week in Grade 8, which he mentions often. But when my brother said “he’s really short” he remembered me. I’m seriously considering dying my hair blue or something just so I have another feature to be recognized by. I used to be able to accept it but now it’s really badly affecting me. What kind of 16 year old boy is 5 feet tall? Even the short guys I see online are taller than me. I feel like I’m just a laughingstock for everyone and I’m getting sick of it. Is there a way for me to get over this? Or anything that helps with height dysphoria in general?
No. Your belief that you were born in the wrong body and that you are somehow a man, is killing you.

A 5'0" tall woman is short, even for a woman, but there's no sexual pressure for women to be tall. You'd still be tiny but you could go to the 'petite' range in the shop, and men of all heights wouldn't care (and if you are a lesbian, I think women wouldn't care either).

Good luck buying from the boy's range for the rest of your life.
 
5'0 little pooner dood has height disphoria and hates constantly being compared to her brother. Contemplates dying her hair blue in protest.

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Height dysphoria is killing me​

I’m 16 and 5’0. I hate it. I have a 13 year old brother who is taller than me and everyone feels the need to mention it. I made a short film for my drama class and on the night everyone was invited to see it, the first thing my dad said to me after wasn’t “Good job” or anything. No. He just compared my height to my brother’s. I worked hard on that film but I guess height was more important to my dad. Even without my brother, everyone seems to comment on my height. It’s like all I’m known as is the short guy. This guy from my science class went to my brother’s school to give a presentation and when my brother asked if he knew me, he didn’t recognize me by name even though we sat next to each other for at least a month and did a lab together. We were even on the same soccer team for a week in Grade 8, which he mentions often. But when my brother said “he’s really short” he remembered me. I’m seriously considering dying my hair blue or something just so I have another feature to be recognized by. I used to be able to accept it but now it’s really badly affecting me. What kind of 16 year old boy is 5 feet tall? Even the short guys I see online are taller than me. I feel like I’m just a laughingstock for everyone and I’m getting sick of it. Is there a way for me to get over this? Or anything that helps with height dysphoria in general?
A pooner makes a short film. Pun intended.
 
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