Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

This is hilarious, on so many levels.
She's two posts away from joining the Farms and getting banned from the Beauty Parlor for misogynistic ranting.

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Please god let this happen it would be so funny
I can see people messing with her heavily on this site but I can also see her learning a thing or two about well, everything.

 

[KifflomKween]

These little fools (tifs) oscillate between "hyper feminine pink girly girl who likes dresses and wants babies and folds her man's shit streaked underwear" and "i want to be a man and I will destroy myself for it", which are really both about female self hatred and self harm.

There's gotta be a pipeline here, isn't there?

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Can you believe that she has chronic UTI's and hasn't even had bottom surgery? She can't.

She must really have a lot of bacteria down there to keep getting so many UTIs. Maybe she needs to douche with some Purell.

There's gotta be a pipeline here, isn't there?

Probably sexually assaulted at a young age.

 

[Niggolash]

She must really have a lot of bacteria down there to keep getting so many UTIs

My money's on chronic masturbation and poor hygiene.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Can you believe that she has chronic UTI's and hasn't even had bottom surgery?

Easily. She's enjoying a classic pooner FAFO. She's artificially fried her girl parts with T and all the systems in her crotch are breaking down.

Her situation sounded a bit extreme though. 4 years is a pretty rapid decline without getting a rotdog. I wondered if Miss Willingmutt was leaving some indelicate and important info out, so I did some shallow digging. And there was. Quite a bit, akshully. She's threatening one of her body's most vital systems with back to back UTIs because she's a BDSM coom brained idiot.

Spoiler: Degenerate

Looking for Denial22 [FtM4A] keep me denied while completing tasks (self.FapDeciders)

submitted 13 days ago by willingmutt
Bottom line is I cum too much. I love orgasms and cum every single time I masturbate. And I masturbate A Lot. I think it would do me well to deny myself an orgasm sometimes. So I'm looking for someone who can be gentle with me and give me tasks to complete which will ultimately leave me horny and denied. I love to stay horny but I always cum and lose my motivation. Please help me!!

Toys: 5 inch dildo, 7 inch knotted dildo, small butt plug, small vibrating butt plug, clit vibrator, wand vibrator, a 10m of rope, a dildo/ball gag, a collar, a leash, and a new chastity belt I'm still easing myself into. And various house hold objects, ice, etc.

Kinks: chastity, puppy play, orgasm control/denial, forced orgasms, objectification, dumbification, bondage, restraints, mild tpe, anal, edging (I'm bad at it tho)

Limits: no ripple play, blood, vomit, scat

I'm a trans man, I still have a pussy but no tits. No nipple play as I've had top surgery and cant feel my nipples as they are grafts, im too afraid of damaging them so I leave them alone. Pronouns he/him or it/its in a degrading way.

No nipple fun and games because that might be "damaging". But just shoving just about everything else imaginable up her snatch (and her asshole) is ok. I bet she has not informed her docs that she's got a sex addiction and is undoing their efforts to stop the UTIs because the coom comes first.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

>I grew up in a strict Gypsy household!
>I was sent to conversion therapy, which meant being locked in an asylum with a schizo that saw Donald Duck running around!
>I dedicated my life to LGBT activism! I can't tell you what exactly I did, because...it's too long to list, yeah! But I'm better than you filthy Twitter slacktivists!

This is hilarious, on so many levels.
She's two posts away from joining the Farms and getting banned from the Beauty Parlor for misogynistic ranting.

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>I'm disabled! I can't tell you what my disability is, but I have one and therefore you can't accuse me of being ableist!

She's so full of shit, it's a wonder her teeth aren't brown.

These little fools (tifs) oscillate between "hyper feminine pink girly girl who likes dresses and wants babies and folds her man's shit streaked underwear" and "i want to be a man and I will destroy myself for it", which are really both about female self hatred and self harm.

There's gotta be a pipeline here, isn't there?

They live in online spaces where being straight and cis is eeevil and pooning out is the only way to purge yourself of sin. Only got worse after covid, I swear half of troons and poons I see these days say "Lockdowns helped me discover my identity!"

 

[FinnSven]

>I grew up in a strict Gypsy household!
>I was sent to conversion therapy, which meant being locked in an asylum with a schizo that saw Donald Duck running around!
>I dedicated my life to LGBT activism! I can't tell you what exactly I did, because...it's too long to list, yeah! But I'm better than you filthy Twitter slacktivists!

>I'm disabled! I can't tell you what my disability is, but I have one and therefore you can't accuse me of being ableist!

She's so full of shit, it's a wonder her teeth aren't brown.


They live in online spaces where being straight and cis is eeevil and pooning out is the only way to purge yourself of sin. Only got worse after covid, I swear half of troons and poons I see these days say "Lockdowns helped me discover my identity!"

What the fuck is a strict Gypsy household?

They are famous for being morally quite loose and such.

Maybe they are not down with troonery, but surely if one is a gyppo then fucking off will be accepted by your clan.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

So fresh outrage.

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[Sandshrew]

So fresh outrage.
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BURN THE WITCH! KILL THE DISSENTER!

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

What the fuck is a strict Gypsy household?

They are famous for being morally quite loose and such.

Maybe they are not down with troonery, but surely if one is a gyppo then fucking off will be accepted by your clan.

The kind of women who poon out are the kinds who lie about being minorities to be special.

Like Jonathan Joss's insane pooner wife, who claims to be both Amish and Jewish.

It wasn't. She began transitioning in late 2013, per her instagram. However, she looked significantly more masculine circa 2015-2018, so I suspect she has not been taking testosterone for a while. All that's left is that wispy beard.
Not sure when they started dating exactly, but Johnathan divorced his wife mid 2022, and I don't think he was cheating.

Anyways, she seems super fucking mentally ill.

I doubt to an extreme she was ever Jewish, and I know with utter certainty she was never Amish. Her family are easily findable (I won't be linking because as far as I could determine none of them retain ties with her and they don't deserve to be dragged into her insanity.) She grew up in small town South Carolina with a very normal appearing middle class mom, dad, and baby sister.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

There's gotta be a pipeline here, isn't there?

fujoshi to pooncel

 

[FinnSven]

The kind of women who poon out are the kinds who lie about being minorities to be special.

Like Jonathan Joss's insane pooner wife, who claims to be both Amish and Jewish.

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Sure, I get that. It’s the not wanting to be “white” so claiming something that isn’t Lily/Wasp.

Why the fuck anyone would claim to be Amish though, that’s quite peculiar.

They are arguably super privileged.

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

I love watching these creatures eat their own, its very crucial to their life cycle you see

They have to cull each other to keep the mutual aid watering hole less crowded

 

[Aunt Carol]

Like Jonathan Joss's insane pooner wife, who claims to be both Amish and Jewish.

I don't think she's claiming to be Amish.

It looks like she's trying to ~raise awareness~ about the Amish mistreating their children, after she read an article or something, but unfortunately both she and Facebook's biography fields are retarded. She probably typed that in a few years ago after she saw a documentary about growing up Amish, and it hasn't crossed her mind since. She puts effort into her "Jewish" claim (by using Blingee to put Jewish buzzwords across her greasy cheesecake photos) but that profile is the only place she mentions the Amish.

 

[#58fb58]

This is hilarious, on so many levels.
She's two posts away from joining the Farms and getting banned from the Beauty Parlor for misogynistic ranting.

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yes, she should come to the farms. hahaha

From the haystacks, up to the hilltops.

So fresh outrage.
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it's literally a stereotype that gay and trans people will viciously attack anyone that tries to be anything except trans or gay.
they are extremely living up to that scandal. if they want better feedback from the public they should avoid behaving like this at all costs.
so many people will become gay and stop being gay within 24 hours that the gays and trans people violently cling and batter anyone that tries to leave, because deep down what they want are more people as more ammunition against straight people.

they want power over straight people so badly they lynch anyone that doesn't want to be gay or trans anymore.
a lot of straight people will allow their friends to be gay or trans and come back to being straight, but gay and trans people don't support people like that.
gay and trans people do not approve of anyone going back to being straight, where as plenty of straight people will still be your friend if you're gay or trans and go back to being straight.
straight people for the most part just want you to realize that being gay or trans might not just hurt you, but ruin your life, which is a very real argument because the queer community encourages children to run away from their friends to appease queer lifestyles.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

What the fuck is a strict Gypsy household?

They are famous for being morally quite loose and such.

Maybe they are not down with troonery, but surely if one is a gyppo then fucking off will be accepted by your clan.

They lie, cheat, and steal from their host societies, but they have extremely strict standards of sexual morality for their own women. Women are expected to cover roughly at the same level Orthodox Jews or moderate Muslims do, including headcoverings for married women. They have elaborate purity rules. A woman's skirt (separate from her body) is considered impure and polluting to men, and shirts are washed separately from skirts and pants because of a belief about the upper body vs the lower body.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

so many people will become gay and stop being gay within 24 hours that the gays and trans people violently cling and batter anyone that tries to leave,

"Fags in a bucket", if you will.

 

[Xanthe]

What the fuck is a strict Gypsy household?

They are famous for being morally quite loose and such.

Maybe they are not down with troonery, but surely if one is a gyppo then fucking off will be accepted by your clan.

They're actually very strict as a default. But I don't believe she's Gypsy. She's Gypsy in the way every cool white chick is part Cherokee. She might have had a grandma who was half Romani, but I don't think she grew up in a Gypsy household at all.

ETA Larry David's Opera Cape- they don't do so much of the purity stuff anymore, and judging by Pissed Off Lawyer's appearance, she's not even of the Eastern European stock that might still be more traditional.

However, they tend to be very, very religious.

She looks very middle class suburban American to me. She probably was in an average household, not a strict one. I hate the way the TIFs slander their families for oppression points.

 

[KifflomKween]

They lie, cheat, and steal from their host societies, but they have extremely strict standards of sexual morality for their own women. Women are expected to cover roughly at the same level Orthodox Jews or moderate Muslims do, including headcoverings for married women. They have elaborate purity rules. A woman's skirt (separate from her body) is considered impure and polluting to men, and shirts are washed separately from skirts and pants because of a belief about the upper body vs the lower body.

Where I'm from they don't bathe, they're all inbred and girls are forced to marry their cousins at 12. But everything else is very much the same. Aside from stealing they also live on welfare. The women are known to steal beauty products from supermarkets by... hiding them you know where. I've heard of one gyno who quit his job because of gypsy women.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Bottom line is I cum too much. I love orgasms and cum every single time I masturbate. And I masturbate A Lot. I think it would do me well to deny myself an orgasm sometimes. So I'm looking for someone who can be gentle with me and give me tasks to complete which will ultimately leave me horny and denied. I love to stay horny but I always cum and lose my motivation. Please help me!!

Toys: 5 inch dildo, 7 inch knotted dildo, small butt plug, small vibrating butt plug, clit vibrator, wand vibrator, a 10m of rope, a dildo/ball gag, a collar, a leash, and a new chastity belt I'm still easing myself into. And various house hold objects, ice, etc.

Mixing male sex drive with female sexuality has been a huge mistake