Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Paper Machete]

Not a woman, but I can guarantee you that most of the chicks here who know a good deal about yaoi went through a weeb phase where they were combing through AO3, FanFiction.net, and FictionPress while also coming up with cracked BL pairings in the mangas, animes, and TV shows they consumed for shits and giggles. Even divorced from a "yaoi" context, BL pairings can transcend anime/manga altogether and find weird places IRL. Jared Padelecki and Jensen Ackles were well-aware of the Wincest pairing in the Supernatural fandom and they took it like champs. "Larry" from One Direction, however, caused a ton of discomfort and tension between Louis and Harry during a time when the band as a whole were already being mocked for being kinda fruity and looking gay.

Female centric nerdy spaces are full of the shit. It's opt out essentially. Fanfic drama was my first personal lolcows to watch. I remember fondly Snapewives lore and stuff like that one girl that pretended to be a POC with STDs to write Hamilton fanfic with a bunch of the characters having HIV or something. It's a special kind of crazy.

 

[Argos]

Then again, we get a concerning number of yaoi experts in this thread. Somehow, a Ao3 to KF pipeline exists in baffling fashion.

All that said, I'd be curious to see how the typical KF'er finds this site. Mocking trannies brought me here, so there's a bit of an ideological presumption to even register for a site like this.

KF is fandom_wank done by dude bros. Why shouldn't we be here?

I found KF through Chris Chan videos and Ovarit.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

that one girl that pretended to be a POC with STDs to write Hamilton fanfic with a bunch of the characters having HIV

...excuse me?

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Here is a question for the girls/women in here, as I am guessing half or more of the users who read this thread are female. I am not, so I have no direct experience with this.

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment? Outsiders not familiar with our forum like to bag on how "transphobic" threads like these are, but I think that they are actually a positive thing in helping keep people who read them grounded in reality and to stay away from hormone fuckery and the SRS chop-shop.

I already know that women can't become men and vice versa. Believing otherwise is insanity

All that said, I'd be curious to see how the typical KF'er finds this site.

I don't remember but I think I first came here to shitpost in the man hate thread

 

[Justwandering02]

Here is a question for the girls/women in here, as I am guessing half or more of the users who read this thread are female. I am not, so I have no direct experience with this.

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment? Outsiders not familiar with our forum like to bag on how "transphobic" threads like these are, but I think that they are actually a positive thing in helping keep people who read them grounded in reality and to stay away from hormone fuckery and the SRS chop-shop.

not really. I know no pooner nor troon IRL (the advantage of living in a small town) And I always felt the tumblr zippertit aesthetic weird and bothersome

 

[Athena Loves Kiwis]

Female centric nerdy spaces are full of the shit. It's opt out essentially. Fanfic drama was my first personal lolcows to watch. I remember fondly Snapewives lore and stuff like that one girl that pretended to be a POC with STDs to write Hamilton fanfic with a bunch of the characters having HIV or something. It's a special kind of crazy.

KF is fandom_wank done by dude bros. Why shouldn't we be here?

Peak Trans happened for me when I was very young and well before troonism went mainstream, the cause being fandom_wank threads where posters started attacking anyone who considered female scam artist Amy Player to be female, including her "transphobic" victims. She's still an active and oft-discussed fandom cow with one tumblr documenting her every move to an extent that would make any Kiwi proud, yet also stalwartly defending "him" against bigotry and misgenderings. It's ridiculous to read the complex psychological analyses on various Dreamwidths of her behavior and mental illnesses and personality disorders that ignore the gigantic elephant in the room that her pathologically lying about her sex just possibly might have something to do with her pathologically lying about everything else. While everyone in fandom discourse is now forced to participate in her most obvious lie.

https://fanlore.org/wiki/Thanfiction

https://theteablogger.tumblr.com -- Careful. Her timelines are Google Docs

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Turimel is someone Amy/"Andy" scammed 10,000 dollars from.

 

[Colress]

Former Pooner. Peak trans happened for me when I lost multiple friends to this. I was already a KF user by then and afterwards the process only accelerated.

 

[Paper Machete]

It's ridiculous to read the complex psychological analyses on various Dreamwidths of her behavior and mental illnesses and personality disorders that ignore the gigantic elephant in the room that her pathologically lying about her sex just possibly might have something to do with her pathologically lying about everything else. While everyone in fandom discourse is now forced to participate in her most obvious lie.

It reminds me when that pooner that said she was the reincarnation of Hitler and everyone was talking about it but just accepting that she was a dood. They would go on about how ridiculous it was she thought she was the second coming of Hitler-chan but ignored how it's equally ridiculous she thought she was a man.

EDIT: @Larry David's Opera Cape the Hamilton HIV thing.
From https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving:

In 2016, one or more Hamilton fans began the hivliving tumblr to raise issues about living with HIV positive status.<a href="https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving#cite_note-1">[1]</a> It was recommended by many on Tumblr and Twitter as a good source of info on HIV+ issues. <a href="https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving#cite_note-2">[2]</a> It was thought to be run by two people: Israa, a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani human trafficking survivor living in India and the other, Naj, a US-born lesbian of color also living in India.<a href="https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving#cite_note-3">[3]</a>

Both of the fans stated that they were HIV positive and both had main blogs of their own. Together, they ran the hivliving tumblr for over a year until Naj linked to her cash.me fundraiser asking for help for medical expenses. Digoxin-purpurpea, another Hamilton fan, realized that the owner of the cash.me account was most likely US based and confronted her about it. After much back and forth, Naj, one of the moderators of hivliving, confessed that she was a white US college student who lied about her identities and HIV status. Both Naj and Israa did not exist, she did not have HIV, and she did not live in India. She then posted a confession on the hivliving tumblr and tagged it Hamilton. <a href="https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving#cite_note-4">[4]</a> She also promised to repay people she had defrauded on her Cash.me account. To date no proof has been given that she reimbursed anyone.

Some fans believe that she created these identities "...to justify themselves writing an HIV-centric modern high school AU Hamilton fanfiction. They then posited themselves as an expert on HIV for discourse credentials."

Later some fans claimed out that Digoxin-purpurpea had been forced to delete their Hamilton RPF cannibal mermaid fic from AO3 by hivliving and her followers<a href="https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving#cite_note-7">[7]</a> and that this may have been part of the motivation for their investigation. <a href="https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving#cite_note-8">[8]</a> Others disagreed with this assessment.<a href="https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving#cite_note-9">[9]</a> As of October 20, 2017 Digoxin-purpurpea's tumblr account and RPF fic have been deleted.

Members from Fail-Fandomanon reported that some of their participants had noted inconsistencies in blueskysapphic's statements and posts as early as October 2016. They also noted a pattern of claiming harassment by other fans based on their HIV+ status along with frequent call-out posts of her own against other fans based on a wide range of social justice issues.

• "To Scale The Blue Sky" is the Hamilton high school AU fic written by Israa (blueskysapphic). It is 170k long and features Alexander Hamilton as a high school student living with HIV in the 1980s. The story appeared on rec lists,<a href="https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving#cite_note-17">[17]</a> including a list of works written by writers of color. It has since been deleted from AO3.<a href="https://fanlore.org/wiki/What_happened_with_hivliving#cite_note-18">[18]</a> The fic was popular in some parts of the fandom, and had fanart on tumblr.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Here is a question for the girls/women in here, as I am guessing half or more of the users who read this thread are female. I am not, so I have no direct experience with this.

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment?

I was already inoculated but if I had been a child or young adult in recent years they would have tried to poon me out. I’m nerdy and glad the only super autistic thing I ran into was vidya, Warhammer and Linux enjoyers.

I’m here basically because I enjoy trainwrecks, lil dood art and poon Kirbys.

All that said, I'd be curious to see how the typical KF'er finds this site. Mocking trannies brought me here, so there's a bit of an ideological presumption to even register for a site like this.

Saw references to the farms by fellow troon disrespectors and eventually the curiosity got too much. I had heard of it beforehand but figured it wouldn’t be my thing (wrong).

Thread tax - stolen lil dood art.

 

[Argos]

Peak Trans happened for me when I was very young and well before troonism went mainstream, the cause being fandom_wank threads where posters started attacking anyone who considered female scam artist Amy Player to be female, including her "transphobic" victims. She's still an active and oft-discussed fandom cow with one tumblr documenting her every move to an extent that would make any Kiwi proud, yet also stalwartly defending "him" against bigotry and misgenderings. It's ridiculous to read the complex psychological analyses on various Dreamwidths of her behavior and mental illnesses and personality disorders that ignore the gigantic elephant in the room that her pathologically lying about her sex just possibly might have something to do with her pathologically lying about everything else. While everyone in fandom discourse is now forced to participate in her most obvious lie.

https://fanlore.org/wiki/Thanfiction

https://theteablogger.tumblr.com -- Careful. Her timelines are Google Docs

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Turimel is someone Amy/"Andy" scammed 10,000 dollars from.

Omg. I bought a copy of "When the Fan Hits the Shit" back in the day. Wish I still had it.

It still makes me angry that probably Amy's bullshit advice to a friend trying to leave her abusive husband got said friend killed.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

hyper-specific webcomic I've never read nor have context for?

You know if this was facebook, and you were some boomer posting random images, I'd likely assume you had no clue what you're posting; we're not on facebook though, we're on the farms, excuse me for assuming someone on fucking kiwifarms knows anything about the context of images they post.

And stop being a dramatic faggot, I didn't call you Ted Bundy, Ted Bundy wouldn't have sympathy for anyone he wanted to fuck.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Somehow, a Ao3 to KF pipeline exists in baffling fashion.

Don’t know, but for me it was the yaoi fujo —> pseudo pooner —> peaked by trans insanity —> KF pipeline. So you may be on to something. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Even today, I still do shitty little drawings of faggots with AIDS because it’s funny and makes money sometimes.


Crossposted from the monostar slapnuts RED MIST thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/frank...ankie-ferox-kazuki-oyama.181116/post-20503127

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

And stop being a dramatic faggot

Never.

 

[Chandelier]

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apparently what they look like

Yeah, those are the eyes of a porn addicted autist. They all have the same physiognomy.

Then again, we get a concerning number of yaoi experts in this thread. Somehow, a Ao3 to KF pipeline exists in baffling fashion.

I'm one of these people, lmao, except I wasn't a fujoshi. I frequented the thread beforehand for Troon drama and it only wisened me up to them more. Having Ao3 users here is honestly refreshing because you can share your autistic interests and call people retarded niggers.

 

[Magic Pickle]

As thrilling as it is to watch the tension between gaysexenjoyer and Kujo Jotaro, this thread is a bit thirsty for pooner content, so allow me to provide a commercial break.

I came across a photo on the other farms of these candles that apparently come pre-melted and... pregananant?

And this inspired me down the rabbithole of what there is to be found on Etsy when you search for "ftm." Let's take a look at what the fine sellers over yonder have to peddle as wares, shall we?

First of all, TiFs can't decide whether they are badasses or secretly squishy little soft boys that have tumbled curls and wear flower crowns, and the shirts offered there reflect that. Tryhard or soyboy: the real gender binary!

Spoiler: Wearing these in public is grounds for, bare minimum, a swirlie.

As we all know, the glorification of top surgery scars among pooner gear is nothing to sneeze at: in just about every sticker, statuette, pin or piece of art, these distinctive scars are arguably the most marketable part of any trans creation. They put it on everything they can possibly think of, even shit where it doesn't make any fucking sense.

Spoiler: Who would do top surgery on a bat?

But things took a dark turn when I learned of "top surgery buddies": innocent children's plush toys that are taken with you pre-surgery and returned post-surgery so that you can feel rest assured about your impending butchery, complete with hideous stitches of their own. Knowing how young the girls who get top surgery can be, this is both deeply disturbing and honestly kind of sad.

Spoiler: Seems like it's out of a very grim sitcom.

I would have more to post, but otherwise everything FTM related on Etsy tends to be some variation of "Self Made Man" as a slogan, as if a woman sliced up and doped up is somehow equivalent to a man. Pathetic, really, which describes them perfectly.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

"What's more punk than being trans?"

Something that actually upsets the establishment, I'd imagine.

 

[Motorfag]

-Snip-

Wearing any of these should get you beat up even if it was an actual man wearing it

 

[Chandelier]

As we all know, the glorification of top surgery scars among pooner gear is nothing to sneeze at: in just about every sticker, statuette, pin or piece of art, these distinctive scars are arguably the most marketable part of any trans creation. They put it on everything they can possibly think of, even shit where it doesn't make any fucking sense.

The way they draw zippertit scars reminds me of how kindergarteners draw the sun's rays with crayon, cementing the fact they have an immature mind. You'd think they'd want the scars barely visible to give a more natural male look, but drawing the scars is a call sign, a way for them to claim new territory. "This is my property" it says. "I just transed your favourite character and there's nothing you can do about it".

The stuffed animals getting the scars sewed on is the most feminine thing ever, on top of it showing an emotionally stunted people. They want to be men, yet don't realize men stop doing this shit once they're past five years old.

 

[Mellorine]

Omg. I bought a copy of "When the Fan Hits the Shit" back in the day. Wish I still had it.

I still have mine.

A random D&D youtuber recently covered Amy Player/thanfiction/Andy Blake/etc's failed attempt to get close to the Critical Role team. Pozzed as far as Respecting Gender Identity, but covers some less well-known fuckery:

 

[ilovejews]

"What's more punk than being trans?"

Something that actually upsets the establishment, I'd imagine.

I made the mistake of arguing with some of these corpo-funded and gov't approved NPCs.
A common belief is that right-wing media and activism is much better funded than the left-wing ones, which is patently ridiculous. Mind you, they think Joe Rogan is a fascist.
When you tear apart the aforementioned argument regarding funding, all you'll hear will be insults — incel, chud, if you're a pussy and can't say "Yes, I'm racist, then they'll pull out racist etc. — zingers that sound cool to a retard , fascist, nazi and so on and so forth.
No wonder leftists are so mentally ill, mantaining the cognitive dissonance required to hold these opinions must be extremely mentally tiring to anyone with 90+ IQ.