Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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I've known several ftms in my real life and not a one has been sexually assaulted. That is an utter myth and paints them as victims. More likely from what I've seen is these girls got hardcore into yaoi and such and wanted to become the 'uwu yaoi boys'.
A huge amount of pooners feel empty. They don't know what or who they are, so they end up latching on to identities around them- made even worse by social media and the misery golems that infest it. Unfortunately, the Internet allows for them to not only latch onto radically retarded ideas like troonism, but they are fed constant reinforcement via love bombing like the cult it is.
My sister hasn't destroyed her body yet in her belief she's FtM, but she went through endless phases of identity-hopping from pescatarianism to whatever she thinks she is now and I can only hope she either snaps out of it or finds something slightly less retarded to latch onto. My mother also found her diary where she wrote about her one sided obsession with a boy in her class with a bunch of shit like "am I not good enough for him to notice me" and the like.

Tl;dr mentally unwell young girl goes on the Internet. Gets flooded with massive horde of retarded identities, doesn't feel good and changes- TRANNY! Many such cases.
 
Damn boys doods, people are getting hyped over pooners. Haven’t seen this much enthusiasm, autism, & energy (& everything that comes with that,) in a thread for months, years, maybe. We’ve all seen some things, cards out, on the table.
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A huge amount of pooners feel empty. They don't know what or who they are, so they end up latching on to identities around them- made even worse by social media and the misery golems that infest it.
same applies for a lot of males trooning out. Doesn't justify anything, they are still insane, perverted and groom kids.

The mental health crisis that lead to troonism should be adressed for both males and females , a lot of trans people regardless of gender are emotionally vulnerable and autistic but that doesn't mean that way after they don't have agency in all the nasty shit they do and promote. Women are being allowed to get way more insane because no one really treats their gender bullshit seriously until way after they go completely off the rails and already have their body mutilated.
 
i don't see how this could possibly be adressed outside of impossibly radical moves like "ban everybody under 20 from accessing the internet" or totalitarian state control and censorship of internet/media
15-20 years from now after the population drop from identity disorders resulting in suicide and a lack of breeding, that's when they pass laws. Governments don't care until it hits the bottom line. Right now that bottom line is support from the population. Not going to be sustainable when that population is sterile, deformed and hostile. It's coming.
 
15-20 years from now after the population drop from identity disorders resulting in suicide and a lack of breeding, that's when they pass laws. Governments don't care until it hits the bottom line. Right now that bottom line is support from the population. Not going to be sustainable when that population is sterile, deformed and hostile. It's coming.
what population drop? mass immigration exists, there is no and will be no population drop.
 
"ban everybody under 20 from accessing the internet"
wouldn't be a bad start. Social media is a grave mistake, i don't think anyone over 20 should be on it either but adults can fuck themselves up if they want to. Children be kept off it, you should be an adult to even own a smartphone.

Also getting kids with autism actual counseling and professional help for their real issues instead of telling them they have to change genders would help a lot. This epidemic is to autists like Aids was to fags.
 
Bumping this wonderful/dark art from a recent join date since it seems like the post wasn't approved until the thread had moved past it -- great work!
The level of enthusiasm I've seen is on par with the puffingtons from the Shaner thread so many years ago, but we've got a multitude of folks making them. It's a delight to see the community showing such a blend of utter confused revulsion as well as desire to add to the creation.
 
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I know EXACTLY what Pooners remind me of! They’re like Golliwoggs mixed with the TBH creature inbreed and SMASHED AND SLAMMED into a perfect mockery of God’s creation. Ironically both of these characters I meant Jones above were both created by women lmao. That goes into the other point. You will see a FTM make a Pooner meme more commonly than a MTF posting an Ackjak becuase of the Pooner’s inherent Femalebrain creation and the Malebrained acceptance and running with it. It’s design is inherently part of the “girly grotesque” popularized by second wave feminists during the underground comix craze of the 60s,and the Pooner’s satire of how Autohomophiles often dress and act like 13 year old boys (the use of Doods and Bros,the backwards cap and wiggish drag and such like that) come from the mean girl gossip mills that traumatized them into the AHP they are today. However these inherently masculine traits to the Pooner such as the post ironic acceptance of these caricatures as a “mascot” to rally for and an act of self reflection,being aware of their gripes and using it as a source of individualization,much like the adoption of chudjak like said earlier,just born directly in house.

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Poonocchio! Now we just need a pooner version of the Blue Fairy to come along and turn this little duderino into a truly valid bro with a wave of his magic frankenphallo wand.

Except the little dood was actually able to grow a phallic appendage ...uh, naturally, if you will. Heccin more valid than pooners.
I think the takeaway is, it is possible to turn from a not-boy into a real boy – if you have a fairy godmother with a literal magic wand.
 
About the rats thing, I realized I had an insight that I am loathe to share. But alas, I am too high to care enough to stop.

Girls are meant to like cats and boys are meant to like dogs. Rats feel like some other third thing, neither cat nor dog, while not being one of the standard "pets for kids" type of rodents. You can't go with ferrets cuz then you're not a cool gender rebel, you're just a stoner. So pooners flock to rats.

Male rats do have shockingly large balls, too
 
Pooners have ruined me. I took a picture of myself holding some of my bird's feathers and upon reviewing the pictures, I couldn't help but notice HOW FUCKING PINK my hands were and I started dying of laughter. Maybe there is some truth to the pink skin thing. (Am female but im not roiding out, I think it might be due to washing hands too frequently lmao)

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I'm not going to deny my autism I just thought I would share it all with you cool doods!!! Agsgshejhshshhdh 🥺 😭
 
More likely from what I've seen is these girls got hardcore into yaoi and such and wanted to become the 'uwu yaoi boys'.
THANK YOU. As far as sexual assault goes, do you know how many young women I hung with in highschool who claimed were fanfiction level sexually assaulted? All of them, ever fucking single one, it was like you weren't desirable as a person unless you had a unrealistic story about six guys banging you in the field behind your elementary school.... oh wait... maybe there was just some kind of Clockwork Orange gang in my old neighborhood... ? Naw, bitches just be on the internet too long. I got a really fucking good autistic canadian one worth her own page but I don't feel like doxing myself.
 
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