Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Guys! Guys!

I found the IRL pooner HQ!


Without even browsing much, just picking random posts:

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I'm glad the dude from the Black Eyed Peas finally came out. The name change from Will.I.Am to They/Them Pretty Boi is a nifty upgrade for sure.
 
I think the closest equivalent is the (most grotesque) trans wojaks. Some of them are made by /tttt/ posters
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That said, they're obviously just wojaks designed to mock trans people, so lack the specificity or unhingedness that you get with pooners. Maybe some of the greentexts they churn out? I actually think YWNBAW was written by a self hating MtF there.
I´ve been gawking at MTFs for too long and have only recently come to realize how absolutely bonkers and hilarious FTMs are. A lot of the MTFs become really boring after a while when you realize it´s all agressive hypersexed males. At least the new crop of trannies.
I¨m sure some of the true and honest ladies can let out their frustrations through some creative outlet, but it feels like they just pound their chest and scream when they get frustrated and mad. Like the men they are. Females, even on testosterone, tend to be a little more subtle with their anger. You can see this play out on trans subreddits where the poor dudebros always gets shouted down by the skirtspinners.
Sorry for not really contributing anything, haven¨t really socialized on the net before.
 

Is another goldmine of Pooner content. Im phonefagging atm and its wanting me to download the reddit app (:story:) or make an account to dive in further but from what I saw earlier theres a whole little community there exiled from other subreddits after butthurt Pooners had the original locked.
 
there's something deeply unnerving about these. it's a kind of very uncomfortable horror, like a crawling sensation. i don't like looking at it, but the image remains alight in my mind's eye. i think i'll have unsettling dreams tonight. do you think cronenberg knows what a meme is?

edit: i just realised what it reminds me of. it's just like fluffy ponies. sorry if i'm late in making this comparison, which i feel i no doubt must be.
 
there's something deeply unnerving about these. it's a kind of very uncomfortable horror, like a crawling sensation. i don't like looking at it, but the image remains alight in my mind's eye. i think i'll have unsettling dreams tonight.
You're not the first person to make that observation actually.
There may be some (heccin') validity to the Cognitohazard theory...
They certainly have a way of sticking in your mind, and thoughts of them popping up when you least expect (or need) them to.
 
Tenaciuos Unicorn ranch.
Pooners left behind seek warmth.
Doods have the run of the place and all the spoils
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Seeking warmth... or feeding on the dead?
After the Alpacalypse, it's only safe to go outside for a few hours a day, while the sun is at its height.
The Night belongs to the Pooner... and the shadows that cover the ruins of the T'Ranch echo to the sound - of "Dood"...
 
Guys! Guys!

I found the IRL pooner HQ!


Without even browsing much, just picking random posts:

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I feel bad for these specimens.

Sure, the most prominent trannies/lolcows are horrific genderblobs who are also despicable persons and schizo lunatics, but these girls would pass as regular girls and normal people, and could look like they do right now on Halloween.
 
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