Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

You bigots are just mad I can make my totally heckin valid FtM Sims!

Spoiler: Brave and Stunning

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Spoiler: DOOD!

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[Frogget-me-not]

I found an insane dump on ftmfemininity that I can't copy pasta because mobile. This nigger really dumped her whole fucking autobiography on here.

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The schizo thing made me lol
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This is funny as fuck tbh. She bankrolled some tranny

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(Who said something very biphobic)

"I didn't want to be treated like a woman"
"I didn't want a relationship where i was being treated badly in a vert gendered way"

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Husband tranny becomes a hoarder. Wife who bankrolls him also does all house chores and cleans up after. More news at 10.

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She's literally bankrolling a woman and husband male gets jelly.

"My husband also ruined my boyfriend's birthday by inviting a transphobic"friend" he met through gun culture into our home while my boyfriend was there and repeatedly referred to me as his wife*

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"Wearing a binder made me dysphoric" peak pooner

"I can pass as a cis drag queen" nigger you are a literal woman.
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Also she posts shit like this:
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She's exceptional in every way shape and form and I need visuals on this creature because she's a level 99 power leveler and queen pooner.



Edit: found her TIKTOK please tell me this isn't a living pooner meme

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Holy fuck. Her backstory has the full set: tomboy, misogyny, lesbian(?), adhd, sexual assault. And then finding religion lmao. Before arriving right back at being a rough caricature of a woman. All that cope for wanting to play dress up.

Much like average men joining womens sports after eating some hormones, this is a an average to ugly woman choosing to be a man being a woman because she knows she doesn’t stand a chance against other hotter women. At least she’s pretty accurate with the hideous transexual bimbo makeup, looking slightly more like a man in a dress than a woman, though I’m sure you could clock her in an instant through her height.

If I personally didn't know people exactly like this, I would have thought his whole story was full of shit.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

They're not "bros", so your take is exceptional.

And yet that's how you postured, which was the point.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

should i start transitioning so that i can finally make my very own pooner?

if you entertain the question, then hack those tits off!

 

[Slur Generator]

Much like average men joining womens sports after eating some hormones, this is a an average to ugly woman choosing to be a man being a woman because she knows she doesn’t stand a chance against other hotter women. At least she’s pretty accurate with the hideous transexual bimbo makeup, looking slightly more like a man in a dress than a woman, though I’m sure you could clock her in an instant through her height.

If I personally didn't know people exactly like this, I would have thought his whole story was full of shit.

It does not apply to women. Even if a woman is fat, with a pig nose and chest hair some men will still want her. It would take something like acid to the face or horrific deformities to turn almost all men off

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It does not apply to women. Even if a woman is fat, with a pig nose and chest hair some men will still want her. It would take something like acid to the face or horrific deformities to turn almost all men off

I mean, did the acid leave some new holes? This is important information

 

[Frogget-me-not]

if you entertain the question, then hack those tits off!

But remember uwu you don’t need top surgery to be a valid Pooner. In fact you can even get breast implants and still be a soft gay man!



That post is so insane I made a pooner of my own.

 

[batteredpancakes]

EDIT: made the mouth redder.

 

[Procrastinhater]

so glad i found pooners. at first my life was meaningless but now these adorable abominations have dooded their way into my shriveled, underdeveloped heart i truly feel alive. i now find myself so tempted to make a pooner, but I feel it won't be genuine unless it comes from a tru and honest FTM. should i start transitioning so that i can finally make my very own pooner?

Just "identify" as a tranny while you draw them, what are you, Truscum?
You can detransition after you're done, and then re-transition if you want to make more.
If you say you're a tranny you are heccin' valid, so go for it new BroDoodKing!

 

[Temperance]

Pooners ahoy!
https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22babybabybaby222%22,%22resultSize%22:1000}
https://www.reddit.com/r/4tran/search/?q=author:babybabybaby222&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=&sort=new

Spoiler: Noelle Stevenson pooner

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ND_Stevenson
https://www.reddit.com/r/4tran/comments/p3nw4u/image_request_noelle_stevenson_pooner/

Sorry if any of these have already been posted:

 

[The Ugly One]

Holy fuck. Her backstory has the full set: tomboy, misogyny, lesbian(?), adhd, sexual assault. And then finding religion lmao. Before arriving right back at being a rough caricature of a woman. All that cope for wanting to play dress up.

Much like average men joining womens sports after eating some hormones, this is a an average to ugly woman choosing to be a man being a woman because she knows she doesn’t stand a chance against other hotter women. At least she’s pretty accurate with the hideous transexual bimbo makeup, looking slightly more like a man in a dress than a woman, though I’m sure you could clock her in an instant through her height.

If I personally didn't know people exactly like this, I would have thought his whole story was full of shit.

I saw plenty of women who dressed like her when I worked at a diner in a poor, white area in the 1990s. She added some hard edges to her face with contouring, but otherwise, she just looks like a normal trailer park whore.

I'm only just now learning about pooners, after being all too familiar with troons, but what jumps out is how they mirror troons in their obsession with the other sex's homosexuals. In the case of troons, they want to have orgies with hot, busty women, like they saw in pornography. They couldn't get that as men, but they're hoping to as "lesbians." They don't really want to be lesbians. They don't want to drive Subarus, dress vaguely masculine, and experience bed-death. They want a sea of endless pussy.

Pooners similarly get their own idea of homosexuals from fiction. In their case, it's this yaoi nonsense. They don't want to really be gay men. They don't want to be youth-obsessed narcissists who fuck strangers orgiastically at parties and cruise public toilets. A pooner just wants to be cherished and desired by a man, same as any normal woman. She couldn't get that as a woman, so she thinks she'll get that as a "gay man."

 

[admiral]

Pooners are kind of cute in a really messed up way. Trust women to come up with something so grotesquely adorable.

 

[gorororo]

If I could edit my babyx3, I'd add this as another Kalvin pooner.

More clay pooners! Even one with an actual broke dick!

https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22babybabybaby222%22,%22resultSize%22:1000}

Didn't know about this site before, looks super useful.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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I dare someone find me a bigger irl pooner. This is the queen thusfar.

Your find has certainly knocked my previous pick for No.1 Pooner off the platform.
I bow to the new Queen of the Pooners

Also in this picture

I spotted a familliar face:

Our L'il Pooner sure gets around! This is fucking great, I didn't realize how many times this particular Pooner would show up, its almost like the Where's Waldo of the Poonersphere.

As for the Clay Pooners, the IRL Pooners of Reddit are extremely disturbed, and I think its sinking in that in making actual, physical bodies for them to inhabit in the real world, the potential for the self hatred and disgust of the Internets Pooners can be manifested in a Post-Merge Universe as actual demons. Whether true or not, its done now, theres no turning back...


It seems one commentator recognizes whats happening here, knowing that after the Merge, Crayola fuckin' Model Magic is a perfect host for demons. Its already happened once with Sonichu.
One Redditor has some advice

Of course I'm just shitposting. Or am I?

 

[gorororo]

Where's Waldo of the Poonersphere.

Felt inspired

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The FtM drag queens gives me an idea...

Little Mermaid. She sacrifices everything to get legs and become human. Once human she doesn't fit in anywhere. She joins a freak show where they bind her legs together and she acts like a mermaid. Then she reads to children at the library.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I noticed this among a dump of Pooners, and it stood out to me as being in a more realistic style than most, almost like it was drawn from life (apart from the goofy fucking ear gauges) which leaves me wondering - is this possibly a self portrait of u/babybabybaby222?

 

[Slur Generator]

Dunno if this belongs here but i got a laugh out of it.

 

[Inside your walls]

I drew a pooner with the characters they usually have a weird fixation on and headcanon as trans on Tumblr/Twitter.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

I noticed this among a dump of Pooners, and it stood out to me as being in a more realistic style than most, almost like it was drawn from life (apart from the goofy fucking ear gauges) which leaves me wondering - is this possibly a self portrait of u/babybabybaby222?
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Idk, but I've noticed quite a few traced pooner sketches made from popular FTM personalities in an effort to mock them. I'm thinking it's more likely this is some YouTube "8 months on T!!" type person that they're clowning on.