Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Peenix said:
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:semperfidelis: You magnificent bastard that is perfect, the slow pan and zoom...its fuckin ART! Art! I tell you, and I hope you don't mind but its perfect for the OP, I had to add it.
Bravo dood
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Piss Bear said:
Pooners aren't meant to look like children, they are cartoonishly short and small to resemble midgets because TiFs are laughably short. To me they look like racist caricatures of black people to me more than anything; if you used the paintbucket tool to make a pooner black you'd probably see what I mean.
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Pooners carrying Boymode Alice, colorized, 1931
 
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The greatest thing about pooner art is that they make it a lot more difficult for the TiF to say "nuh-uh! That's not true! You just don't understand us and our special identity!" Because again and again they just nail the worst of it. Finding out it's actual FTMs making the cartoons is the best part: the call is coming from inside the house lol
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Fuck look at the prodigious Gunt on that IRL fat Pooner :story: I don't think I've ever seen a Gunt so gunterific on someone stood up. Normally by the time the Gunt gets that big it precludes any abilty for the owner to achieve verticality so you don't get to appreciate how much it... hangs like a monstrous flesh apron.

The Li'l Lunar Pooner is great, I could hear that Strauss piece "Also Sprach Zarathustra" from 2001 playing in my head as I was looking at it.
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Strauss?! You mean WAGNER you uncivilized chud!

How can anyone mistake Wagner’s Teutonic, heroic overtures with Strauss’s sentimental, Viennese Jew tunes?!?


Aside from that, Lunar Poon is truly magnificent!
 
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Fapcop said:
Strauss?! You mean WAGNER you uncivilized chud!

How can anyone mistake Wagner’s Teutonic, heroic overtures with Strauss’s sentimental, Viennese Jew tunes?!?


Aside from that, Lunar Poon is truly magnificent!
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It does sound like something Wagner wrote doesn't it?
But no, Richard Strauss, Also Sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30.

The iconic movement from 2001 is only the very start of the Opus, it's an amazing piece.

 
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Procrastinhater said:
It does sound like something Wagner wrote doesn't it?
But no, Richard Strauss, Also Sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30.

The iconic movement from 2001 is only the very start of the Opus, it's an amazing piece.

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Lol! Emberassment…

It’s really Strauss?! That’s weird I could have sworn it was Wagner?

HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN STRAUSS, or is this like that weird simulation subreddit, where redditors write how a store they knew isn’t there anymore, and for some reason reality got reprogrammed?!

And yeah, it’s an amazing piece. One of my favorites along with Pilgrim’s Choir from Tannhauser.
 
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Fapcop said:
HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN STRAUSS, or is this like that weird simulation subreddit, where redditors write how a store they knew isn’t there anymore, and for some reason reality got reprogrammed?!
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Shit do we have another Berenstain Bears situation on our hands?
It could be the Merge, but yeah, at least in the corner of the Multiverse I came from its always been Strauss, Mandela didn't die on Robin Island, Christopher Reeve never walked again, Ghandi hated niggers, and Mother Theresa was a sadistic bitch.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Shit do we have another Berenstain Bears situation on our hands?
It could be the Merge, but yeah, at least in the corner of the Multiverse I came from its always been Strauss, Mandela didn't die on Robin Island, Christopher Reeve never walked again, Ghandi hated niggers, and Mother Theresa was a sadistic bitch.
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Mandela… He was that South African political leader, right?

The guy that the government assassinated, triggering the great African war of 79, that ultimately led to South Africa becoming Nog-free?

Always wanted to go to South Africa! Low, low crime rates, sun shine and one of the richest countries in the world.

Anyways, had me worried there for a second! Sounds like everything is normal tho.
 
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Crossover from our favorite tranny-author, Gretchen Felker-Martin (aka Micah, also my avatar) who recently got reply tweet from Penguin Books author Isaac Fellman (pooner in question)
Had to share this crosstitch bookmark of lil pooners for his book "Dead Collections". (cross stitch definitely a man thing!)
would never recognize pink hair, large eyes etc without prolonged exposure to this sick thread lol
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Android raptor said:
Tbh the best pooners are the oddly cute/wholesome ones or the really absurdist ones.

Still like the Hitler-chan ones as well, she's like my new favorite cow
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The cute ones tap into everything IRL pooners don't want to be seen as. Women often troon out because they don't want to be seen as little girls for a multitude of reasons (trauma, internalized misogyny/homophobia, gender nonconformity, bad body image). Pooner memes tell TIFs that trooning out won't change any of that -- the absurdist body horror pooners tap into bad body image, the boymoder memes/interactions with heckin' manly bros tap into internalized misogyny, and the pink skin/large lips/kawaii eyes/small stature/childish behaviour tap into TIFs' overarching fear of being seen as cute little girls nobody takes seriously. It's really kind of sad, but simultaneously hilarious because pooners are the new, fresh counterpart to troonjaks and man in a dress jokes.
 
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Sailor Troon said:
The cute ones tap into everything IRL pooners don't want to be seen as. Women often troon out because they don't want to be seen as little girls for a multitude of reasons (trauma, internalized misogyny/homophobia, gender nonconformity, bad body image). Pooner memes tell TIFs that trooning out won't change any of that -- the absurdist body horror pooners tap into bad body image, the boymoder memes/interactions with heckin' manly bros tap into internalized misogyny, and the pink skin/large lips/kawaii eyes/small stature/childish behaviour tap into TIFs' overarching fear of being seen as cute little girls nobody takes seriously. It's really kind of sad, but simultaneously hilarious because pooners are the new, fresh counterpart to troonjaks and man in a dress jokes.
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Like all satire and stereotypes, they also tap into the god to honest truth.

The absurd, exaggerated “bro-speak” FTMs engage in with their constant “dude!”

Their stereotypically female emotional responses, combined with their penis/pee fetish.

Their acne, and very feminine inclination to dyeing their hair and “decorating” their body with piercings.

Flush, pink skin can be a side effect of hormones, and I’m not going to speculate whether it’s a cruel joke from a higher power, but most of the FTMs I’ve seen, usually have big, sensual lips as well.
 
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