Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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TremendousBoredom said:
a little Pooner holding aloft a packer in the same pose as Atlas holding up the world.
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The weight of the world rests upon the shoulders of Pooner

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Runescape Sperg said:
he/him fetishizing breast milk because of course
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Wouldn't that be more skinwalking mtfs?
Procrastinhater said:
Oh Jesus fucking Christ I feel like my eyeballs should get tested for herpes. Seriously what in the fuck even possesses these people? Do they not see what we see when they look at themselves?
I don't understand how someone could take those pictures, look at them and think "yup, looking good! Definitely something I want on the Internet! This isn't a bad idea at all!"
Like what the fuck man... Just when you think the clowncar has reached terminal velocity, some fucking exhibitionist freak remembers theres a nitrous button.
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If they're doing well and you're this angry about weird nudes you're MATI-ing.
 
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Quickfix said:
If they're doing well
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They’re not doing well. She’s a grown woman that’s super morbidly obese and happens to be tranny that self harms. She looks like she is in constant pain 24/7. She’s not even trying to appear masculine. Nothing about this indicates she is thriving. You ought to be the most brain-fried retard to look at those images and consider her to be “doing well”.

Why do you faggots always blatantly lie to each other with the constant hugboxing? What’s your end game of coddling each other with delusion and lies? No wonder y’all niggas self destruct and act shocked when someone outside of the tranny community doesn’t put up with your shit.
 
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Quickfix said:
they're doing well and you're this angry about weird nudes you're MATI-ing.
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Lol check out this faggot :story:
I understand autism causes that binary black/white thinking but if you read anger into a fucking shitpost you should wipe your moms milk off your lips and maybe stick to reddit where you belong.
Jokes aside, in all seriousness though, what about any of these sadly comical creatures makes you think they're doing well?
These people aren't well my dood, the fucking cutter scars should have been a clue, they wouldn't carry on the way they do if they were healthy.
 
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Salvador Dali said:
They’re not doing well. She’s a grown woman that’s super morbidly obese and happens to be tranny that self harms. She looks like she is in constant pain 24/7. She’s not even trying to appear masculine. Nothing about this indicates she is thriving. You ought to be the most brain-fried retard to look at those images and consider her to be “doing well”.

Why do you faggots always blatantly lie to each other with the constant hugboxing? What’s your end game of coddling each other with delusion and lies? No wonder y’all niggas self destruct and act shocked when someone outside of the tranny community doesn’t put up with your shit.
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Calling out tophat behavior does not a troon/gunt guard/whitenight/whatever make. It's not calling someone ugly, that's normal farm stuff, but sounding geniunly distraught and trying to rationalize nudes "how can they not seeee" they knowingly clicked on that is MATI.

Cows (outside of committing crimes) should not effect you this much.
 
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Quickfix said:
Calling out tophat behavior does not a troon/gunt guard/whitenight/whatever make. It's not calling someone ugly, that's normal farm stuff, but sounding geniunly distraught and trying to rationalize nudes "how can they not seeee" they knowingly clicked on that is MATI.

Cows (outside of committing crimes) should not effect you this much.
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You're doing it again. Jesus you're fucking autistic bro.
Its the fucking Internet.
You're making the mistake of taking fucking shitposts at face value.
"Sounding genuinely distraught"
You seriously think this shit is anything other than hyperbole?
"Calling out tophat behavior"
Ok content cop :story:
You can't be this much of a faggot... wait I get it:
You're talking about "normal Farms behavior" on a fucking account registered yesterday, so its a sock used for shitposting or you're a banned user.
Please tell me its the former.
Because if it is you're funny, you got Dyns fucking game down to a T, but if you're being serious you're being a huge faggot.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
You're doing it again. Jesus you're fucking autistic bro.
Its the fucking Internet.
You're making the mistake of taking fucking shitposts at face value.
You seriously think this shit is anything other than hyperbole?
"Calling out tophat behavior"
Ok content cop :story:
You can't be this much of a faggot.
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Cope and seethe
 
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Ann Berlin said:
I love how pooners' eyes are the 🥺 emoji.
Is there as much hon content as pooners? Is there misadventures of Alice comics?
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Not sure. I mean there's a ton of MtF stuff sort of like this on the transphobic memes thread but I haven't seen any Boymode Alice stuff without Pooners in tow.
"Misadventures of Alice" isn't a bad idea for a spinoff though.
 
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Fapcop said:
It’s that time again!

Time for some IRL pooners!

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Notice the big, luscious lips and big, doe eyes on these dudes and compare with the drawings lol!

EDIT: Forgot about this one, probably the most depressing of them all:

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Top surgery? Is this pooner even 18?!
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Last one has the face of a old woman. She looks weird as hell. Her neck is very short. Kind of looks like that guy that used mayo on his hair
 
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Top surgery? Is this pooner even 18?!
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Are they over 18? More importantly....are they legally blind? Because if they think they're pulling that outfit better after yeeting their teats ? They either had some sort of giant tumor tits that would make the most breast obsessed person vomit, or their delusions go WAY beyond just "I am a man dood!"
 
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