Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Salvador Dali]

Tarot card #12 is complete. The Hanged Man is depicted as Pooner being hung by his phallo

 

[Procrastinhater]

Tarot card #12 is complete. The Hanged Man is depicted as Pooner being hung by his phallo
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Thats fucking great lol.
We still need an Ellen Page Heirophant complete with ab implants and despair

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

 

[vomitusdeux]

Tarot card #12 is complete. The Hanged Man is depicted as Pooner being hung by his phallo
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I appreciate the necrotic flesh the phallo is attached to.

 

[unexpected onions]

Thats fucking great lol.
We still need an Ellen Page Heirophant complete with ab implants and despair

Well, I tried.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Well, I tried.

Thats fucking amazing. You really captured the soul crushing despair on her face Love the big veiny dick throne too.
And you got those ridiculous platform Crocs lol.

The Pooner deck is coming along great.
Once we get the Major Arcana out of the way I'm wondering if we may as well finish the deck.
I'm serious about finding a printer to do a run of these, I just can't wait to see the look on their fucking face, maybe I should do it online, I don't know if I have the balls to walk into a printers and negotiate this shit in person.

 

[Poonocchio]

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Well, I tried.

Fucking brilliant hahaha you can tell who it is instantly. Beautiful phallo throne, Ellidood!
(Edit: just showed Mr Littlest Pooner this and he also instantly recognised her )

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Excellent addition, the deck is coming along nicely.
I really hope the IRLPooners are liking these. How could they not

 

[Male Idiot]

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Well, I tried.

That Heckin' Valid Phallic throne is worthy of the praise of Slaanesh. Great job!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ok we're on track.
To recap we have

The Devil
The Empooner
Strength
The Hanged Man
The Hermit Dood
The Heirophant

From the Major Arcana.

We still have the Minor Arcana to nail down if we're doing it,
Wands/Phallos
Swords/T Shots (Dilators?)
Cups/Rats(?)
Disks(Pentacles,Coins)/Ear Gauges(?)

This is coming along great.
Just be mindful of Poonabaoth, its disturbing how quickly after it was given form we've set forth designing a TTTTarot/Pooner Deck, but its creating some great art so far and thats really what this thread is all about, so be inspired!
I just wish I was a draw fag myself but these have been great so far Doods.

 

[Constellationzero]

I appreciate the necrotic flesh the phallo is attached to.

I appreciate the tugging on the abdominal scarring.

 

[Poonocchio]

Swords/T Shots (Dilators?)
Cups/Rats(?)
Disks(Pentacles,Coins)/Ear Gauges(?)

I think swords should be T shots, but rats and gauges would be perfect.

Wheel of fortune should be the Poonoborous or World like was mentioned before.

Gunther for Emperor.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

 

[Space Police]

Nice full-body phalloplasty, dood!

 

[keytar]

I started drawing the Lovers but I got distracted laughing at Pooner Cupid. DOOD



ETA I like T-shots best for the Swords, I think they fit thematically and they're the most sword-like.

 

[Poonocchio]

After 27373636 hours in Paint, I present our very own Kiwifler Pooner.

(An attempt was made. Phonefag no booli thanks)

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I started drawing the Lovers but I got distracted laughing at Pooner Cupid. DOOD

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ETA I like T-shots best for the Swords, I think they fit thematically and they're the most sword-like.

Pooner cupid is adorable.

Look as his liddle face!
Also, just because someone's already done 1 arcana doesn't mean someone else can't do the same. Options! Glorious wonderful options!

 

[policemanatee]

Swords/T Shots (Dilators?)

How about scalpels? You know, the tool that's used to yeet the teets...

 

[Salvador Dali]

I have completed the seventh Tarot card "The Chariot". In this depiction, Alice is riding off into battle on two Blåhajs and using the blood of one Pooner to accelerate the sharks and another Pooner on Alice's arm for balance.



saving all of them in order just in case someone hasn't :p

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I have completed the seventh Tarot card "The Chariot". In this depiction, Alice is riding off into battle on two Blåhajs and using the blood of one Pooner to accelerate the sharks and another Pooner on Alice's arm for balance.

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Did balance Pooner's packer fall out?

 

[Salvador Dali]

Did balance Pooner's packer fall out?

I'm afraid so