Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[MetalParakeet]

I lold at the Pink cartoons but I finally met not 1 but 2 pooners. And oh my God, it's hilarious now.

The accuracy is spot on.

 

[2525ABC]

Nice full-body phalloplasty, dood!

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And after a long happy döödly life...

 

[Poonocchio]

I have completed the seventh Tarot card "The Chariot". In this depiction, Alice is riding off into battle on two Blåhajs and using the blood of one Pooner to accelerate the sharks and another Pooner on Alice's arm for balance.

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saving all of them in order just in case someone hasn't :p View attachment 4874580

The Blåhajs as the steeds are inspired hahaha, beautiful depiction. I fucking love this forum.

 

[Slur Generator]

This thread has taken quite the turn. I like it!

 

[keytar]

Had a crack at the Star:

Spoiler: mildly NSFW

Mostly aping the classic design as I like it a lot. Featuring Andrew Tate a fully transitioned Pooner, looking buff and manly, with a healthy coke can phallo. S/he replenishes the celestial T-wells for other Pooners to benefit from and the hormone's molecule shines brightly overhead as a constellation. A symbol of hope and inspiration to Pooners everywhere that they, one day, may get there too.

 

[Poonocchio]

Had a crack at the Star:

Spoiler: mildly NSFW

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Mostly aping the classic design as I like it a lot. Featuring Andrew Tate a fully transitioned Pooner, looking buff and manly, with a healthy coke can phallo. S/he replenishes the celestial T-wells for other Pooners to benefit from and the hormone's molecule shines brightly overhead as a constellation. A symbol of hope and inspiration to Pooners everywhere that they, one day, may get there too.

The Poonbirb. The molecule. The chode phallo. It's a work of art, bravo!

 

[Procrastinhater]

I have completed the seventh Tarot card "The Chariot". In this depiction, Alice is riding off into battle on two Blåhajs and using the blood of one Pooner to accelerate the sharks and another Pooner on Alice's arm for balance.

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saving all of them in order just in case someone hasn't :p View attachment 4874580

That's fucking great, I love the Blahaj steeds, and the balance Pooner with the flying packer is great, the look of determination on Alice's face

Had a crack at the Star:

Spoiler: mildly NSFW

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Mostly aping the classic design as I like it a lot. Featuring Andrew Tate a fully transitioned Pooner, looking buff and manly, with a healthy coke can phallo. S/he replenishes the celestial T-wells for other Pooners to benefit from and the hormone's molecule shines brightly overhead as a constellation. A symbol of hope and inspiration to Pooners everywhere that they, one day, may get there too.

This is fucking superb lol, the Molecule constellation, the Li'l Poonerbird, love it. What seemed a crazy random idea at first has spawned some amazing art and creativity, I'm seriously awed and impressed with you all, you guys are fucking great.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Only thing we need is more bow tie representation.

Pooner doods love bow ties.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Tarot Card #21 "The World" is complete. The Dimensional Merge has happened.
Chris looks at his past while his body moves forward. The prophecy is fulfilled. The world is complete.

Around Chris are four symbols: Pooner Cherub, Pooner birb inspired by @keytar, Blåhaj, and Alice. The Phallo border represents the continual cycle of prosperity and achievements. The color scheme for the border was inspired by @Inside your walls Demiurge.

Eternal Lesbian sleepovers for all.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Only thing we need is more bow tie representation.

Pooner doods love bow ties.

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Read this.

 

[Poonocchio]

Tarot Card #21 "The World" is complete. The Dimensional Merge has happened.
Chris looks at his past while his body moves forward. The prophecy is fulfilled. The world is complete.

Around Chris are four symbols: Pooner Cherub, Pooner birb inspired by @keytar, Blåhaj, and Alice. The Phallo border represents the continual cycle of prosperity and achievements. The color scheme for the border was inspired by @Inside your walls Demiurge.

Eternal Lesbian sleepovers for all.

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Really living up to your username, king. Marvellous once again.

I definitely think Poonoborous needs to be The Wheel now.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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I'm just now discovering and making my way through the insanity of this thread, and these particular memes made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself.

In other news, I guess the fact that FTMs have now reached the same depths of utter madness as MTFs means we've finally achieved true gender equality. Hooray!

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm just now discovering and making my way through the insanity of this thread, and these particular memes made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed myself.

In other news, I guess the fact that FTMs have now reached the same depths of utter madness as MTFs means we've finally achieved true gender equality. Hooray!

Welcome to Poonland, dood!

 

[scathefire]

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Well, I tried.

This is an excellently simple yet evocative depiction of what Ellen Page is now, the sheer misery radiating from her is palpable. Well done.

 

[¨¨¨]

I may have found the ultimate pooner:

"nonbinary trans boy, demi & bisexual, he/they"

YouTube
Twitter


The first video I could find of her,at which point she seems to have been on Testosterone for just a couple of weeks(upload date Apr 8, 2017):

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And after almost 6 years of Testosterone and two teetus deletus surgeries (upload date Jan 2, 2023):

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Some affirming male pattern baldness (note that she is only 22 years old):

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Unsurprisingly,she has far-left views (anarcho-communist) and is engaged in the BIPOC/LBTQIXYZ^2 anti-(racism/ableism/capitalism/borders/heteronormity) struggle:

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[MILPOOL__]

Not sure if anyone did the Magician yet, but here's my doodle. Even added a bowtie.

 

[Poonocchio]

Not sure if anyone did the Magician yet, but here's my doodle. Even added a bowtie.
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Holy shit this is great. I am intensely jealous of fellow kiwi's art skills but very appreciative to see these gems.

Don't know how Glorious Leader feels about Poon art (or if he even knows about it) but I hope one day it might get to MATI so more people can see our weird little zoo and the artistic autism within. Proud of you, dudebrokings

ETA: was just looking at cards we had left and back through the thread for some inspo, I know we have Gunther in for the Lovers, but how about Vaush and his pooner? Maybe wearing a massive horse phallo? (OC the Poon OG babybabybaby)

 

[monstrous bubo]

There is no big enough for you all, you fucking autistic occultist artists.

Carry on.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Alright the pink little abominations grew on me. I don't know shit about tarot but I gave it a shot.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Eyy, I haven’t checked this thread in a while and I’m happy to see progress on a kiwi-made pooner tarot. I’m basic bitch and enjoy Rider-Waite the most, so my interpretation would probably end up being close to that.

Side note, there’s a couple they/them tarot decks out there, and this one even has a pooner. I think we can make a better product, fellow kiwis.

Possible Minor Pooner Arcana:

• Wands -> Packers or Phallos, providing the confidence of a Real Dood but mainly bc lol phallic.
• Swords -> Bindybois, the Pooner in conflict with Poonself.
• Cups -> Rats. love is stored in the rat.
• Pentacles -> Oversized ear jewelries maybe? They seem to be the most commonly shown material possession of the Pooner.

So, Wands is the Packer. It's phallic.
Swords-T-shots? Bindyboi also works.
Cups-rats work, but aren't quite yonic enough.
Pentacles-Agree with the gages. It fits the disk motif if nothing else.
I've got the Postmodern Art Tarot, the Russian Icon Tarot, and the Science Tarot, as well as the 7th Sea Sorte Deck (Or, let's re-skin the tarot), and the good old Rider Waite.

Packer/Testosterone/Rats/Gages. Excellent. I do have a soft spot for rats being the suit that represents emotions, though I suppose they’re not part of the usual pooner accessory set.