Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Accidental Protege said:
The Heirophant could be a surgeon, or

Not sure if it was on purpose, but I like how the mirror sort of resembles a noose at first glance.

Maybe if we finish all the cards we can get Jersh to print the Pooner Tarot for the next merch run.

I actually had my tarot cards read by a "professional" (a.k.a. someone besides me or a friend) for the first time last night. The dude (I'm pretty sure it wasn't a dood, but he probably had a similar level of testosterone) literally started out by making a dig at JKR, and it kind of went downhill from there. Overall, he didn't really give me anything besides "don't be so hard on yourself" and "wow you're busy, make sure you make some time for YOU." 1/10, not sure what I was expecting, but would not recommend.
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The mirror and noose was symbolism. As was death of the pooner ID back to woman or death of self because cannot handle the truth.
 
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Nanashi no kiwi said:
BEAUTY AND THE DOOD
Alice and Pooner in the ballroom dance scene from Beauty and the Beast (the original animated version, not the gay-ass live action one). Alice (Gaston in drag) is Belle, Pooner is the Beast. Their "dance" consists of Alice whirling around while holding up Pooner under the arms like a doll or a small child since she's a two-foot-tall midget.

In the background, li'l pooner versions of Lumière, Mrs. Potts, and Chip look on as Mrs. Potts sings "🎶 Beauty and the Dooooooooooood 🎶".
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Here's something I whipped together last night when I couldn't sleep. Sorry about the lazy ass background.

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Amber Heard said:
Here's something I whipped together last night when I couldn't sleep. Sorry about the lazy ass background.
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...this is now my favorite thread on the entire site. 🍸🍸🍸 @Amber Heard, your artistic genius has moved me beyond the ability of words to express.

Please please please somebody post this to whatever Reddit group the pooner memes are from.
 
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Less Nasty Old Person said:
I think all you tarot fags need to know that Rachel Pollak, author of 78 Degrees of Wisdom, one of THE authoritative books on tarot is a TIM tranny.

Still a good book though.
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Yep. Also a writer on an underappreciated run of Doom Patrol.

I've actually met her in person. She's legitimately a lovely person and EXTREMELY insightful on the topic of Tarot.
Compared to some of the screeching genderblobs and "gay man why are you not attracted to my poon!? TRANSPHOBE!" in the west coast pagan/occult community? At least in my interaction with her she was a breath of fresh air, dignity and...well, sanity.
 
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Littlest Pooner said:
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@Amber Heard fucking great, I love the lil Chipooner! ❤

After we're done with the tarots, could a Disney Princess Hons and their Prince Pooners be on the cards? I never want to stop seeing Kiwi Poonart.
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This did just sort of tap some insane vein of Kiwi creativity.

And while not mine?

I present to you...THE POONMAN CENTIPEDE

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Nanashi no kiwi said:
...this is now my favorite thread on the entire site. 🍸🍸🍸 @Amber Heard, your artistic genius has moved me beyond the ability of words to express.

Please please please somebody post this to whatever Reddit group the pooner memes are from.
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Yeah seeing this thread go from documenting Pooner art from Reddit and elsewhere to creating our own was a special moment.
Some of the stuff from the past week has beem amazing, I had no idea we had so many talented artists and its seriously impressed me.
This is something else.
 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
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Pooner just shot up a school in Nashville.



A literal Aiden

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Especially in light of this latest school shooter being a pooner, I agree with @Meiwaku that someone should write up a relatively short/concise summary on pooners and post it in the MATI thread before Friday in case Null wants to cover the topic. Maybe skim through this thread and collect the best/funniest pooner art to share as well (but nothing too NSFW).
The Kiwi-made pooner tarot cards are amazing too! ❤️
 
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Temperance XIV said:
Especially in light of this latest school shooter being a pooner, I agree with @Meiwaku that someone should write up a relatively short/concise summary on pooners and post it in the MATI thread before Friday in case Null wants to cover the topic.
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This is almost certainly too long and opinionated, so let me know what to cut, but here's my first draft:
Pooner art has been around for a couple of years, but only recently gotten a lot of attention on KF and as a term on the site. The Pooner Zoo thread was made in Feb 2023 & is already over 40 pages. The little dudes are surprisingly endearing.

Pooners & the Pooniverse:
Pooners (the irl people): TIFs, especially those that don't pass well or are barely trying. "poon" meaning "vagina" (that thing only women have). Not a slur, but sometimes seen as one by other queers given that it recognizes that transmen aren't men.

Pooners (the drawings): A horrifyingly cute depiction of TIFs by TIFS. The prototypical pooner has pink, flushed skin, feminine lips & hips, various forms of visible self-harm (scars, ear gauges, nose rings, degloved arms for phalloplasty, zippertits), and either a bulge from a packer/rotdog or cameltoe. Even pooners comment on how scarily accurate the art is compared to the real deal.
The first pooner art was posted on /lgbt, but most of the art in the thread is sourced from Reddit. In addition to the general stereotype of a TIF, pooner art evolved to include specific caricatures of IRL pooners and AGP TIMs.
Pooner art is more cutting and painful for TIFs than any soyjak could dream of being.

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TIFs are generally not as attention grabbing as their TIM counterparts, but the art they create shows they are potentially more mentally disturbed. The initial pooner art heavily leaned into the vile: blood, rotting flesh, guts falling out, painful suicides/deaths, etc. Other genres of pooner art have emerged: wholesome, cute art that leans more into the non-threatening feminity and romance as well as homegrown KF art (the current project in the thread is building our own tarot deck).
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I've been thinking about suggesting this thread in the MATI because Null's reaction would be funny, but at the same time I like how the thread has been stewing without too much attention.
 
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