Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Dread First]

I've skimmed through this thread a couple of times when the page count was in the single digits. Looking at it now, post-feature? Good Lord, and here I thought the draw threads on /b/ from when I was a teenager were horrifying. I never knew how demented FTM broads truly were, much less the mortifying health complications that arise from them going the extra mile.

MTFs are brutish apes with the potential for psychopathy. FTMs are lunatic psychopaths who lack any potential for being the hulking apes they mutilated themselves to emulate.

 

[Go Lift Some Bitches]

Damn women are cruel. We just call people trannies, post a chudjak and make ourselves look buff, these girls post inhuman monsters, say that's how they look and then group one another on how manlet they are while insulting the hell out of other mentally disturbed girls over the fact they aren't hopped on T or how every guy they date just thinks they're a cute girl despite their wishes.
Like fuck even trannies aren't as fucked in the head

 

[N'wah Buster]

"Coming on this forum may have been a mistake"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Pooners" look like some vaguely amphibian-ish alien species from a "soft science fiction" space opera.

They look like some kind of fucked up, twisted magical girl mascot. Fitting given both egg hatching and the fujo to Aiden pipeline

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Holy shit lol we just made the front page

I feel so hecking valid right now, bros

So glad this thread got featured, tbh I think if pooners became more well-known it'll stop more women from trooning out. Once they see the caricature of what they'll become, it'll scare them straight. (I hope.)

Nah, I think pooners and the /tttt/ self loathing makes troonism very appealing to a different type of mentally ill freak, and reel doubters back in. the people who enjoy this art are in less of a hugbox more of a hatebox for those who are more irony poisoned, cynical, self-loathing than the typical crowd, who may have doubts about the typical trans narrative or be miserable in their transition. rather than looking for other answers outside of the cult or reconsidering whether trooning is the solution to their problems, pooner art reintegrates their negative troon experiences into just more proof of their belief that they are FTMs and that this is the only way for them to be even with an inability to pass and mutilated body. it is just another way of explaining their shame and discomfort with their bodies and themselves as “it’s being trans” rather than the deeper issue they are avoiding (whether trauma, coom addiction, autism, etc).

Pooner tax

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Rot dogs is what they're called in the SRS thread. The ways they're made is something I encourage everyone to look up and view as well as the 60%+ complication rate including ones where they need to milk out piss or lose fine motor control in their arm that got degloved . Sometimes you get a stricture which is where there's tightening in the urethra and you end up unable to piss normally PLUS you piss INSIDE yourself during urination!

I would like to add said thread managed to detrans and surgery NOPE out a few tranners so if it can fix the troons the general public should view. There are custom pooners from the thread.

Don't forget the controversial, yet heckin valid full body phallo option!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Need a new name for them, as they're not stink-ditches, but have used their skin to make pseudo dicks on their crotches. Stink-sticks maybe?

Not sure but the operation is a stikadichtomy

 

[Rei is Shit.]

 

[DumbDude43]

those beady little eyes are the worst thing, they give the pooner such an uncanny and repulsive look

 

[Merry]

I think this is worse than that shit with the cartoon fluffy creatures getting ripped apart and murdered, forgot what they were called.

I was literally about to post this when I started to get to some of the truly deranged shit around page 42. It's the exact same vibe as that. Down to very concept of an innocent but stupid sentient creature being brutalized by others or their own actions.

I actually started researching this stuff more historically when Josh mentioned the Chinese eunuch hunch on MATI. Turns out there's way more historical examples of this! This is all very reminiscent of the Skoptsy in Imperial Russia. Quote:
"The Skoptsy were a sect within the larger Spiritual Christianity movement in the Russian Empire, best known for practising castration of men and the mastectomy of women in accordance with their teachings against sexual lust"

This eunuch cult is truly deranged across all ages. Call me crazy but it's like they're all venerating the same concept. Like some dark God of hopelessness, suffering, torture, delusion, and hatred of their "imperfect" flesh. Including the body excretions associated with the body. Piss, cum, blood, and shit are frequents hallmarks of this art and these movements. It's almost gnostic in an extremely perverted way, bordering on straight up demonic if you know anything about Satanic theology.

 

[Dread First]

Like fuck even trannies aren't as fucked in the head

No, I beg to differ. MTFs are a much more pertinent threat because of how easily they're capable of worming their way into positions of power and influence within major corporations and institutions. This isn't even getting into how the overwhelming majority of documented tranny groomers are MTFs.

I think you're overlooking the fact that a lot of these FTMs would easily go down in a fight against a real dude. It doesn't matter if you're fat, scrawny, old, or even crippled - no FTM would ever pose a serious threat within a male space unless they're in a kid's locker room or a locker room full of old guys.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

Need a new name for them, as they're not stink-ditches, but have used their skin to make pseudo dicks on their crotches. Stink-sticks maybe?

DIY bologna

 

[Punished Brent]

Pooner is art in its purest form, like all good art it reflects on the uncomfortable and delusional reality these people live in.

 

[DumbDude43]

I think this is worse than that shit with the cartoon fluffy creatures getting ripped apart and murdered, forgot what they were called.

happy tree friends

 

[The Feline Solution]

Wait, what, they draw the pooners themselves?! I've been aware of and have been laughing at pooner comics and memes for a while now, i thought they were an offshoot of those "Bio trans-girl Kikomi" comics that originated from some 'chan. This makes it even more funny!

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I think you're overlooking the fact that a lot of these FTMs would easily go down in a fight against a real dude. It doesn't matter if you're fat, scrawny, old, or even crippled - no FTM would ever pose a serious threat within a male space unless they're in a kid's locker room or a locker room full of old guys.

Same week a pooner shot up a school no less. Not even the first time a pooner shoots up a school, there was Alec Mckinley.



Overlooking the FTM side of the troon equation is a mistake and people should stop playing defense for them. Women are perverse too.

Its only going to get worse because it just so happen that pooners have been outnumbering hons for a while. Women are trooning at higher rates in the last few years, expect more lunacy and demented memes in the future as they are the ones who will be spearheading trannyism.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Wait, what, they draw the pooners themselves?! I've been aware of and have been laughing at pooner comics and memes for a while now, i thought they were an offshoot of those "Bio trans-girl Kikomi" comics that originated from some 'chan. This makes it even more funny!

So there's some debate on if all of them are created by pooners to traumatize eachother, or if some are created by cis men and women/hons.
There's also been a theory that babybabybaby222, the origin point of pooning, is a cis black dude.

 

[Takodachi]

What the fuck am I looking at
am I having another fever dream

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

Same week a pooner shot up a school no less. Not even the first time a pooner shoots up a school, there was Alec Mckinley.

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Overlooking the FTM side of the troon equation is a mistake and people should stop playing defense for them. Women are perverse too.

Its only going to get worse because it just so happen that pooners have been outnumbering hons for a while. Women are trooning at higher rates in the last few years, expect more lunacy and demented memes in the future as they are the ones who will be spearheading trannyism.

I've lost several friends (both men and women) to this cult. Seeing the cope of them mutilating themselves in real time is incredibly disturbing, and the pooner feels like glimpse of what their id is up to.

Pure self-loathing.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

No, I beg to differ. MTFs are a much more pertinent threat because of how easily they're capable of worming their way into positions of power and influence within major corporations and institutions. This isn't even getting into how the overwhelming majority of documented tranny groomers are MTFs.

I think you're overlooking the fact that a lot of these FTMs would easily go down in a fight against a real dude. It doesn't matter if you're fat, scrawny, old, or even crippled - no FTM would ever pose a serious threat within a male space unless they're in a kid's locker room or a locker room full of old guys.

MTFs are more dangerous individually, but pooners travel and destroy in packs, breaking their targets down with annoying catchphrases and a growing smell of blood mixed with urine