Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Remember, boys and girls, spay, neuter, and lobotomize your little pooners.

Only you can prevent poonercide.

 

[fargoamadeus]

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Oh the irony of this pic now....

 

[DumbDude43]

Why? What button is this shit pushing that's causing such a response?
The Farms have featured the writings of Nick Bate (And his teeth, sweet fuck his teeth...), actual surgery images, Pamperchu...any number of things that qualify as pretty fucking revolting.

Yet somehow? It's these little pink doods that triggers the visceral disgust response.
They're so exaggerated they don't even look human anymore, instead like something out of some deranged saturday morning cartoon or something Adult Swim would come up with.
Weird, I totally get, but this level of physically ill/disgusted?
Seems to be a huge overreaction unless there's something I'm just not getting.

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things like nick bate and pamperchu are disgusting in an easy to hate way, you just want to kill them to make them go away
with these ftms that's not the case, they instead trigger a response of "why is this happening" feelings, and pity

 

[56 others]

How is this not a sharty op?

 

[saltinedream]

the little tiny doods are oddly adorable. do ftms genuinely make these though?? why would you draw your own caricature?

it's a level of self loathing that is rarely seen, self harm using a caricature which is a form of ironic doomer humour for lil pooner

 

[lindsayfan]

dood, featured. RIP one of my favorite threads

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Going to laugh my ass off when “pooners” becomes a slur because some faggot gets butthurt

 

[Moss Monster]

I have peaked behind the veil for a second time and once again I recoil in horror and intrigue. This is the exact same disquieted, morbid curiosity I felt when I discovered Fluffy Ponys when a tumblr tag I used was raided by 4chan in the olden times of 2014. A truly unseated mind is required to inscribe this sort of thing into an ms.paint file.

 

[Austim Spergler]

theres something about these types of cartoons and body types where you just know instantly there is something wrong with the person who drew it in one way or another

these oddly specific cutesy but gross and detailed styles that makes you think of people like schmorky where even looking at a regular comic they made you just know somewhere they have a deviant art alternate account where they draw diaper or scat or something horrid, this pooner thing and wojaks give me the same feeling and instantly get a mental image of a unstable and unkept person doodling these things in a dungeon looking room that probably smells horrible filled with trash everywhere and probably some anime/mlp posters and figures or toys around

amazing how being enough time on the internet gives you this sort of gut feeling, the knowledge of such things and people existing is haunting but sometimes necessary yet you can never learn enough, human degeneracy and the horrors it can generate has no limits and i think nothing can get anyone prepared for that, at least not all of it

tldr these are horrible

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Congrats on the feature! Never expected this thread to blow up.



Much like this thread, you’ll get there one day, lil pooner….

Spoiler: Card notes

I can see why the Empress is one of the last cards to be collected in the tarot deck. Hard to make a poon card out of one that embodies femininity. Credit to @Procrastinhater for the initial idea of using lil pooner. The original card is full of symbols of growth and fertility and even implied pregnancy, but little pooner is none of those. I thought it would be funny to have barren, shit colored ground as opposed to Rider-Waite’s lush fields of wheat.

Cry all you want, YWABAW, lil dood.

@Salvador Dali wow, is the set complete?

 

[Master Balayage Autist]

 

[Chimplord1997]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha this is a good meme

 

[Estate]

I feel so euphoric I could cry!

 

[Zirnwyb]

Man, these are making me wish I had some artistic talent to draw a lil pooner of my cousin

 

[Oxyjen]

this is fascinating from the psychological standpoint. it show both a deep but repressed knowledge of the horror that FtM inflict upon themselves yet try to meme it away. from the MtF perspective it also shows that the MtFs when shown a mirror cannot recognize them selves in it.

The unsettling part, for me, is these are apparently drawn by FTMs themselves, and they’re not just copying a meme face format, these things are plopping from the nightmare subconscious fully formed.
Like all the figures are different, from different authors, but all instantly recognisable.
They’ve tapped into something primal and inexplicable. David Lynch eat your heart out.

 

[Pomniman]

FTM tend to pass much better

Not really. In fact, not at all. If you ever encounter one irl you'll almost instantly notice something's off about them in a major way. Mtf trannies are more aggressive in making themselves a public spectacle but these heccin d00ds stick out like a sore thumb made out of degloved wrist flesh in their own right.

 

[Lake]

Not a mental illness, though.

 

[Scooter Kid]

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prophet muhhamed right here

 

[Iron Jaguar]

 

[Pomniman]

Why? What button is this shit pushing that's causing such a response?
The Farms have featured the writings of Nick Bate (And his teeth, sweet fuck his teeth...), actual surgery images, Pamperchu...any number of things that qualify as pretty fucking revolting.

Yet somehow? It's these little pink doods that triggers the visceral disgust response.
They're so exaggerated they don't even look human anymore, instead like something out of some deranged saturday morning cartoon or something Adult Swim would come up with.
Weird, I totally get, but this level of physically ill/disgusted?
Seems to be a huge overreaction unless there's something I'm just not getting.

It's definitely an overreaction. Seems like it's less what's literally depicted and more the implied aura of self-loathing that makes them distressing to them. I guess the specific combination of disgust and pity short-circuits their brains. Though besides that some of the revulsion may just be to the dissonance created by depraved things being drawn in a childish artstyle.