Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[AfghanBlue]

Imagine opening up a manifesto and seeing pooners and Hons drawn all over it

Mr Gorbachev, release the Hale Manifesto NAOW

 

[Slur Generator]

Anyone that thinks women cant be as degenerate needs to have a little look at erotica made by and for women. It is the most degenerate and degrading shit imaginable. A male author would be burned at the stake for subjecting his female characters to anything close to that levels of abuse for sexual gratification.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

then whats the fricking point?

Roundabout self-validation, I presume. Their acting like they have something to hide (that isn't plainly grotesque) validates that their procedures are having the desired effects.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Underneath the fridge
(Cos am 1”inch tall)
Other pooners that I’ve trapped
Have all become my pets
And we’re living off of tuna and drippings from our strictures
Miss our old T dicks, phallos don’t have any feeelings

Something in the way pooooooooooooon
something in the way dooood
pooooooon

 

[DumbDude43]

Anyone that thinks women cant be as degenerate needs to have a little look at erotica made by and for women. It is the most degenerate and degrading shit imaginable. A male author would be burned at the stake for subjecting his female characters to anything close to that levels of abuse for sexual gratification.

i dont believe it tbh
granted, i'm not by any means an expert in female erotica, so i'm open to being proven wrong on this, but i can't imagine it being anywhere near as bad as the shit men produce (max hardcore, facial abuse, legalporno etc)

 

[TremendousBoredom]

i dont believe it tbh
granted, i'm not by any means an expert in female erotica, so i'm open to being proven wrong on this, but i can't imagine it being anywhere near as bad as the shit men produce (max hardcore, facial abuse, legalporno etc)

So, it shows up a lot in fanfic. You've got fujos writing stuff and since they've got absolutely zero knowledge of gay sex beyond the fantasies they flick the bean to? It gets anatomically impossible really damn fast.
Plus you tend to run into a lot of the bullshit relationship dynamics that turn the relationship into a mirror of a het one when it comes to dynamics, but "since both are doods, there's no risk of anyone having to be the woman!"

 

[Tau Tack]

Degenerate women are usually better at keeping their degeneracy in the fantasy realm, and use mediums like writing and drawing to distribute it. Degenerate men turned cooming into a multi-billion industry.

 

[AfghanBlue]

i dont believe it tbh
granted, i'm not by any means an expert in female erotica, so i'm open to being proven wrong on this, but i can't imagine it being anywhere near as bad as the shit men produce (max hardcore, facial abuse, legalporno etc)

Idk man, something that haunts me about female erotica is like.. the sheer volume of it- the mental image of so many unfuckable lardarse women spending a combined trillion hours to trot out the terrabites of terrible beanlit-
Go and have a look on the website ‘archive of or own’ (aka Ao3)
And just marvel over the alphabetised list of fan fictions- there is e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g there.

It’s the rabbit hole aspect that gives me the particular feeling of spook that combines to equal any qualms about dude-horn; which by the by, I view as almost a hormone based disability.
sex like a need, like eating and breathing- women don’t have that excuse, which makes our degeneracy more deliberate, and so to me darker.

Dare I ask, btw, what legalporno is…?

 

[DumbDude43]

Dare I ask, btw, what legalporno is…?

porn studio notorious for making very extreme, vile and degrading content. gangbang, anal, fisting, pissing etc.
google the name and check their homepage, you quickly see what it's about. or don't, it's not pretty.

 

[Alouatta Simia Belzebul]

Porno for men is 99% filmed or photographed, as in whatever degeneracy it contains will have been done by and done to someone, often a woman who's (a) financially desperate (b) drugged up (c) refugee, or all of the above. However many goosebumps it gives you, written / drawn erotica for women is not the same.

Spoiler: pooner

 

[Scrumption]

Ok, pooner

 

[Waff]

Ladies, I'm wondering...why do they always wear hawaiian shirts?

 

[Tau Tack]

Because a loud pattern distracts from their toddler-faces.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I found their heckin valid pride flag, Doods!



Also, proof that some ideas are universal.

 

[Procrastinhater]

i dont believe it tbh
granted, i'm not by any means an expert in female erotica, so i'm open to being proven wrong on this, but i can't imagine it being anywhere near as bad as the shit men produce (max hardcore, facial abuse, legalporno etc)

I don't know bro. I haven't seen it but Fujoshi means "rotten girl" for a reason.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I don't know bro. I haven't seen it but Fujoshi means "rotten girl" for a reason.

Cisgay here who has been asked to "proofread" some fujo shit.

Can confirm. If you're going by written shit? It is some of the most fucked up bullshit out there.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

I had an hour to kill before work so I crocheted a pooner-gurumi

Going to hide it under my wife's pillow.
Edited because I had to add ear things

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Ladies, I'm wondering...why do they always wear hawaiian shirts?

According to my research of the Pooner people, Hawaiian shirts are big and loose and they wear them after they get the titchop because they can't put on regular shirts. They also like the surfer dood look.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

whatever degeneracy it contains will have been done by and done to someone, often a woman who's (a) financially desperate (b) drugged up (c) refugee, or all of the above. However many goosebumps it gives you, written / drawn erotica for women is not the same.

Counterpoint
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[NotreallyPutin]

Would you have anal sex with a pre op pooner? Asking for research purposes...